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God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
12-22-2011, 01:40 AM
Some of you may have acquaintances or coworkers who have suggested using a satanic (Hindu, specifically) device known as a "neti pot" as an alternative treatment for sinus congestion, as opposed to traditional remedies such as Sudafed and prayer.
Do not be led astray by this un-Christian advice. In fact, I suggest you give some serious consideration as to whether you should even be associating with advocates of such demonic implements (I Corinthians 10:20, Ephesians 5:11, II Thessalonians 3:6), but I digress.
The phrase "neti neti" is an incantation (or "mantra") used by practitioners of the forbidden practice of Yoga. The incantation means " not this, not this", and is recited when the practitioner of dark arts is actively rejecting Christianity. Within the Hindu Yoga satanic tradition, the "neti pot" is used each morning as part of the routine for preparing for the day. After flushing their sinuses, they chant "neti neti" and reject Christ's sacrifice all over again.
With basic Judeo-Christian morality already under threat in America, Hindus set about exporting their "neti pots" to the west under the guise of a cold remedy. God has seen through this elaborate ruse though, and He has set about smiting those who adopt these satanic, pagan practices. From WebMD:
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Brain-eating amoeba in a neti pot? Yes, warns the Louisiana Department of Health.
Two recent deaths from the brain-eating amoeba Naegleria fowleri have been linked to use of neti pots.
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In June, a 20-year-old man in St. Bernard Parish, Louisiana, died from brain infection with the deadly amoeba. And this month, the state health department reported that a 51-year-old woman in DeSoto Parish died from the same rare amoeba infection.
Both deaths came after the victims irrigated their sinuses with neti pots filled with tap water.
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Unfortunately, N. fowleri is attracted by the chemical messengers in human nerves. Once inside the nose, the amoeba travel up the olfactory nerve into the brain. It literally uses brain cells as a food source. Infection is almost always fatal.
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If you or someone you know has succumbed to the use of these implements, stop now, ask for forgiveness, and correct your actions. As the two people mentioned in the article above learned, God does not always give a warning.
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Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
12-22-2011, 02:10 AM
Sticking a toilet chain with a pot of water up your nose summons this N. fowleri demon to eat your brain away.
Man, these crazy pagans are even dumber than I thought.
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
12-22-2011, 04:00 AM
As I recall none of this bothers the filthy Hindaloos because they believe that when they die they become reincarnated as something else – like a mountain goat or a cockroach. I'm beginning to suspect that it's a plot to kill us all off so that we will become reincarnated as hippie LIEbral Democrats so that Obama will be re-elected.
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12-22-2011, 04:13 AM
The dotheads are capable of even worse! And they DARE call this perversion "miracles!"
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
12-22-2011, 04:21 AM
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The dotheads are capable of even worse! And they DARE call this perversion "miracles!"
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I won't post a video of "Yogic Buttflossing", as it is inappropriate for a TRUE Christian™ website such as ours, but I assure you that it is utterly depraved and is really just an excuse for Injuns to get together and play with eachother's rectums.
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12-22-2011, 04:37 AM
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I won't post a video of "Yogic Buttflossing", as it is inappropriate for a TRUE Christian™ website such as ours, but I assure you that it is utterly depraved and is really just an excuse for Injuns to get together and play with eachother's rectums.
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It is disgusting Brother Jenkins, and I wrote about this very subject several years ago.
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One thing to consider here is that all those Indians have unpronounceable names, not to mention that the whole Indian sub-continent is a cesspool of filth, poverty and false religions. The ignorant hindaloos have some of the most despicable practices on the planet, like sucking up the filthy water of the Ganges River (which they view to be "holy") into their bowels through a "yogi" process known a reverse peristalsis. The nation is full of starving people, yet they have sacred cows wandering the streets that could make perfectly good steaks and hamburgers (not to mention an excellent Beef Vindaloo on the menu of an Indian restaurant).
Now to be perfectly honest, why would anyone seek "spiritual enlightenment" from such a wretched culture? About the only time these Indians make any money is when they migrate over here and sell their "yogi" books to some stupid Godless hot tub wrinkled California nutbags.
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
12-30-2011, 10:27 PM
What these neti potheads are engaging in is called NASAL SEX and it's WRONG!
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
12-31-2011, 01:00 AM
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What these neti potheads are engaging in is called NASAL SEX and it's WRONG!
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It would seem that God is going back to the playbook with these perverts. Just as he created the AIDs to smite anal sexaholics, he has created a new disease to smite nasal sexaholics.
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
12-31-2011, 01:42 AM
I've always wondered why homerism is so pervasive within Hinduism.
Thanks to all of you who have done this research, I now see it's related to the Neti Pot and nasal sex.
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
04-21-2012, 03:58 AM
Theres nothing wrong with neti pots I know lots of Christians who use net pots for stuffed sinuses. As long as these people had Jesus as their savior they are in heaven.,
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
04-21-2012, 04:28 AM
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Theres nothing wrong with neti pots I know lots of Christians who use net pots for stuffed sinuses. As long as these people had Jesus as their savior they are in heaven.,
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If Christians were allowed to stuff Nutty Pots up their nose, what is to stop them from stuffing a huge Negro phallus up their butt?
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
04-21-2012, 09:38 AM
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Theres nothing wrong with neti pots I know lots of Christians who use net pots for stuffed sinuses. As long as these people had Jesus as their savior they are in heaven.,
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Jesus has been known to have a sense of humor, and my guess is that they have been reincarnated as Naegleria fowleri.
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
09-03-2012, 07:08 AM
Watching this perversion in action, it is no wonder that God chooses to smite these degenerates.
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
05-19-2013, 07:11 PM
Here is a link to the wikipedia article about Neti, neti
A few points to consider: - I have know many Hindus through my work and was nearly always impressed by their clean family values and work ethic
- Techniques such as "Neti, neti" were described seven thousand years before the advent of Jesus
- The town of Nazareth was 1.5 miles from a caravan route and it is very possible that Jesus met people and discussed philosophy of all kinds including Hinduism
- I wonder what the average Christian nation would be like to live in if its population were packed into a population density like that of India
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
05-19-2013, 07:34 PM
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Here is a link to the wikipedia article about Neti, neti
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Here's a link to explain why your link is irrelevant.
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A few points to consider: - I have know many Hindus through my work and was nearly always impressed by their clean family values and work ethic
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Hindus are disgusting God-mockers. They worship rats. There's nothing clean or valuable about worshiping rats.
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- Techniques such as "Neti, neti" were described seven thousand years before the advent of Jesus
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There was no "seven thousand years before Jesus," dear.
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- The town of Nazareth was 1.5 miles from a caravan route and it is very possible that Jesus met people and discussed philosophy of all kinds including Hinduism
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So?
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- I wonder what the average Christian nation would be like to live in if its population were packed into a population density like that of India
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Why waste your time wondering something so useless? Why not wonder how instead you can glorify the LORD and spread the Good News!
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I have know many Hindus through my work and was nearly always impressed by their clean family values and work ethic
Techniques such as "Neti, neti" were described seven thousand years before the advent of Jesus
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Since the earth is only 6,000 years old, what you say could not possibly be true.
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Before the advent of Jesus people were trying to find God.
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Re: God Smites Users of Satanic "Neti Pots" with Brain-Eating Amoeba -
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Before the advent of Jesus people were trying to find God.
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That video was made just a couple of years ago, not "before the advent of Christ."
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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