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Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were they sodomites? -
06-08-2007, 05:40 PM
I think we need to clear the air here on this important science issue. Were do you think the evidence lies with pre-Flood dinosaurs?
For my self I favor the Dinosaur were homers theory. It is the only explanation why Jesus downed them in the flood. While one can tell at glance velociraptor and T-Rexs were plant eaters it is clear to me with huge muscular bodies and savage claws they meant for one thing only; rape. What the foolish secular scientists have interpreted as tails are in fact huge tallywackers.
Your opinions please brethren. Discuss.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-08-2007, 06:18 PM
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I think we need to clear the air here on this important science issue. Were do you think the evidence lies with pre-Flood dinosaurs?
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There can be no denying that the dinosaurs were vegetarians. Either they were gentle, pony-like creatures, in which case they must have been vegetarians, or else they were left-leaning Unitarian anti-God sodomites, in which case they must have been vegetarians, since they weren't real men. Can you imagine Elton John leaping on a brontosaurus and ripping its throat out? No, so why should his scaly buttbuddies be any different?
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 06:55 PM
A Dinosaur could be a carnivore (meat), a herbivore (plants) or omnivore (everything)
Scientists can proof that by stomach contents and by investigation of teeth.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 07:01 PM
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I think we need to clear the air here on this important science issue. Were do you think the evidence lies with pre-Flood dinosaurs?
For my self I favor the Dinosaur were homers theory. It is the only explanation why Jesus downed them in the flood. While one can tell at glance velociraptor and T-Rexs were plant eaters it is clear to me with huge muscular bodies and savage claws they meant for one thing only; rape. What the foolish secular scientists have interpreted as tails are in fact huge tallywackers.
Your opinions please brethren. Discuss.
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BJ - if your rather unorthodox anatomical theory is correct, how would they have grasped a victim with their claws which were positioned in FRONT of their bodies and ravished it with the penis which was positioned BEHIND the body?
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 07:04 PM
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BJ - if your rather unorthodox anatomical theory is correct, how would they have grasped a victim with their claws which were positioned in FRONT of their bodies and ravished it with the penis which was positioned BEHIND the body?
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Their tail tallywackers were plenty long enough to reach arround.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 07:06 PM
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There can be no denying that the dinosaurs were vegetarians. Either they were gentle, pony-like creatures, in which case they must have been vegetarians, or else they were left-leaning Unitarian anti-God sodomites, in which case they must have been vegetarians, since they weren't real men. Can you imagine Elton John leaping on a brontosaurus and ripping its throat out? No, so why should his scaly buttbuddies be any different?
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This makes no sense whatsoever. What connection is there between sexual orientation and diet?
There were carnivorous, herbivorous, and omnivorous dinosaurs.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 07:09 PM
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Their tail tallywackers were plenty long enough to reach arround.
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And why exactly would you spend do much time pondering dino-sex?
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 07:12 PM
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Their tail tallywackers were plenty long enough to reach arround.
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Dude, that is the BIGGEST nonsense I've ever heard.
1) Animals, except for dolphins and men, don't enjoy having sex. They just finish the job and be done with it! So why would an animal rape other animals if there is no joy or other purpose? You aren't going to rape someone for no reason...
2) Why would a velociraptor, T-rex, ... have sharp, big claws and sharp teeth if they only rape animals...
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 07:21 PM
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Dude, that is the BIGGEST nonsense I've ever heard.
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Thank you for mocking my religious beliefs.
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1) Animals, except for dolphins and men, don't enjoy having sex. They just finish the job and be done with it! So why would an animal rape other animals if there is no joy or other purpose? You aren't going to rape someone for no reason...
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They don't? Then why does my dog try to hop on the first leg he can find?
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2) Why would a velociraptor, T-rex, ... have sharp, big claws and sharp teeth if they only rape animals...
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So they could kill the person after they raped him. That way the hapless human couldn't repent and die a homer. Remember this is all about Satan trying to damn as many souls as he can to hell.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 07:23 PM
The clan and I have gone on several expeditions into the mountains where we have unearthed skeletons of these wild animals. In general, their bones are VERY hard, as strong as rock, and their private parts are prominently displayed, apparently exactly in the act of copulation.
I can confirm that they did use their massive tails to impregnate their mates. The evidence was so graphic, that it had to be destroyed as we were part of a high school trip and it was deemed unsuitable.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 07:31 PM
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They don't? Then why does my dog try to hop on the first leg he can find?
Dominance - he wants to be leader of the pack. Either that. or you smell like a bitch in heat.
So they could kill the person after they raped him. That way the hapless human couldn't repent and die a homer. Remember this is all about Satan trying to damn as many souls as he can to hell.
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That would have been a neat trick, since dinosaurs died out long before human beings evolved. Or did Satan do his little time-travel trick and have dinosaurs "pre-rape" people before people existed?
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 08:04 PM
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That would have been a neat trick, since dinosaurs died out long before human beings evolved. Or did Satan do his little time-travel trick and have dinosaurs "pre-rape" people before people existed?
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Dinosaurs and people co-existed and people didn't evolve. Don't be silly.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 08:38 PM
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This makes no sense whatsoever. What connection is there between sexual orientation and diet?
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I suppose you have a point there; after all, there are all those heterosexual vegetarians like... umm... anyone want to help out here?
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-11-2007, 08:47 PM
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I suppose you have a point there; after all, there are all those heterosexual vegetarians like... umm... anyone want to help out here?
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I have many friends who are vegetarian heterosexuals.
And since all ruminants and ungulates are vegetarians, and they seem to have no difficulty maintaining their population levels, I'd say you should count them as well.
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Dinosaurs and people co-existed and people didn't evolve. Don't be silly.
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"Don't be silly" says the man who postulates dino-human rape. Oh, the irony.
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Only True Christian™ Creation Scientists is trustworthy, and they doesn't spend they whole lives stickin' they hands in dinosaur poo like you is talkin' about. Them nasty sodomites be obsessed with anything that hafta do with the poop chutes, don't they?
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Only True Christian™ Creation Scientists is trustworthy, and they doesn't spend they whole lives stickin' they hands in dinosaur poo like you is talkin' about. Them nasty sodomites be obsessed with anything that hafta do with the poop chutes, don't they?
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Bless your heart girl. In your nigroid innocence, you have hit on a truth. All monkey worshiping scientists are in fact homersexural perverts, and joos to boot. They cannot be trusted to do anything BUT wallow in animal poop.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-12-2007, 12:40 AM
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You seem to have given a little too much thought to this matter if you ask me.
You can guess which answer I chose, dinos existed millions of years before humans.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-12-2007, 01:10 AM
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I suppose you have a point there; after all, there are all those heterosexual vegetarians like... umm... anyone want to help out here?
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I happen to be a vegetarian and very heterosexual.
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"Don't be silly" says the man who postulates dino-human rape. Oh, the irony.
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You seem to have given a little too much thought to this matter if you ask me. That's Booby-Joe for ya, Rachael.
You can guess which answer I chose, dinos existed millions of years before humans.
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As did I.
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Re: Dinosaurs; were they vegetarians or were the sodomites? -
06-12-2007, 06:22 PM
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Thank you for mocking my religious beliefs.
No thanks...
They don't? Then why does my dog try to hop on the first leg he can find?
Because he wants to be the leader, the dominant one. The creature who is dominant, can reproduce his genes with other females, only the strongest (= dominant) creature can do so, because the females choose which genes they'll reproduce. And they only want to reproduce the strong ones (Natural selection, you see. The pieces fit... )
So they could kill the person after they raped him. That way the hapless human couldn't repent and die a homer. Remember this is all about Satan trying to damn as many souls as he can to hell.
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1) Dinosaurs and humies didn't live together
2) There is no such thing as Satan (I like songs about him, but he doesn't excists )
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Only True Christian™ Creation Scientists is trustworthy, and they doesn't spend they whole lives stickin' they hands in dinosaur poo like you is talkin' about. Them nasty sodomites be obsessed with anything that hafta do with the poop chutes, don't they?
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LOL! I didn't said that I was sticking my hands in poo, there is no poo left anymore. That's over 230 - 65 million years ago remember. We do research on FOSSILES, not on poo.
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Dinosaurs and people co-existed and people didn't evolve. Don't be silly.
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Who's silly here...
1) The bible didn't mention any dinosaurs as far as I know...
--> Consequence: So why do you believe in those scientific explored creatures anyway if the bible declares there aren't any?
2) People didn't co-exist with dinosaurs. Because if so, the human race would never be how it is now, because dinosaurs became extinct. You picture Adam like a human as it is now today. If Adam lived together with those dinosaurs, he would become extincted to. But we still are like Adam (I'm placing myself in your situation here.. ), so we didn't became extinct, so we didn't lived together with the dinosaurs.
3) Another remarque: A and E never existed, so thats another problem with A and E living together with dino's.
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