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Why are all the Jehovahs moving to islands? -
10-11-2007, 12:28 PM
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/re...ses-per-capita
Click on the link and you will see that the Jehovahs are all moving to islands? Does anyone know why?
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Why are all the Jehovahs moving to islands? -
10-11-2007, 12:29 PM
Restraining orders?
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Re: Why are all the Jehovahs moving to islands? -
10-11-2007, 12:33 PM
And look at this! All the seventh day adents are moving to islands too!
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/re...hip-per-capita
I think God has a big ol tidal wave planned for the near future!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Why are all the Jehovahs moving to islands? -
10-11-2007, 04:37 PM
Those statistics are relative... the smaller the local population, any other minority will appear to have a higher ratio. Here's the per-capita chart:
http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/re...vahs-witnesses
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Re: Why are all the Jehovahs moving to islands? -
10-11-2007, 04:57 PM
Obviously they have read my blog and believe it. Islands, if you can make them self-sufficient, as this one is (or can be) will survive the coming holocaust. But there is a downside. I should probably do a bit more research but, after twelve years in what I have always considered to be the safest place in the world, I am going back to the mainland before the fit hits the shan.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Why are all the Jehovahs moving to islands? -
10-11-2007, 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
... I am going back to the mainland before the fit hits the shan
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A wise decision, Pastor!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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