[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Star Finder

Why do you even bother talking to Dances?

She's a stupid female! Let's catch her and impregnate her!

Since I don't want children, I have had myself surgically sterilized. If you got me pregnant, I might just believe in miracles.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

If you go to Hell, I just might throw a shindig. I might even Dance With Joy.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Dances with Joy

Since I don't want children, I have had myself surgically sterilized. If you got me pregnant, I might just believe in miracles.

Hmm...

...

Well you could...no no, that wouldn't work...

OH! What about...no that wouldn't do it either.

Huh...I guess you can do the nasty whenever without consequences. Except Aids.

[Ixi]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

This kind of story just goes to show why parents should follow God's way rather than some cockamamie idea of their own.



While her goals are admirable, she needs to stop being so soft on the child in my opinion. I'm going to guess that they attend some feelgood liebral false Christian church. Give that child the beating of her life, and then keep doing so until you see a major improvement. It worked when my father did that with me. Glory!!

And look how you turned out...

Beating a child only encourages them to hit back in return. Is that what you want?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Beating a child only encourages them to hit back in return.

No, beating a child teaches them to obey their parents and people in authority as the Bible demands.

It's also a lot of fun.

[Ixi]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

No, beating a child teaches them to obey their parents and people in authority as the Bible demands.

It's also a lot of fun.

Now that's just sick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

No, beating a child teaches them to obey their parents and people in authority as the Bible demands.

It's also a lot of fun.

It's also great exercise. But most importantly, it is pleasing to the Lord.

[Ixi]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

It's also great exercise. But most importantly, it is pleasing to the Lord.

Then your Lord is a sick perverted bastard.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Then your Lord is a sick perverted bastard.

Well so much for your "love and tolerance" philosophy I guess.

Icksi, you have been warned before about spewing hateful comments about God on our forum. Keep a civil tongue in your head girl.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington ...

No, beating a child teaches them to obey their parents and people in authority as the Bible demands.

It's also a lot of fun.

Reply by Ixi ...

Now that's just sick.

Now we know very well that lack of discipline is what's the matter with kids today ... kids today could do with a whack on their behinds ... teach them to obey their parents ... and as it so happens ... as the Bible demands

[Ixi]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Well so much for your "love and tolerance" philosophy I guess.

Icksi, you have been warned before about spewing hateful comments about God on our forum. Keep a civil tongue in your head girl.

When did I ever say I have a love and tolerance philosophy? I tolerate people when they tolerate me, plain and simple.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

It's also a lot of fun.

So is prison justice.

Originally Posted by Ixi

Now that's just sick.

The Bible actually says that if a child is disobedient, he isn't to be spanked. He is to be stoned to death. Ain't Christian scripture just beautiful?

Originally Posted by Ixi

Then your Lord is a sick perverted bastard.

The truth has been told! PRAISE!

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Icksi, you have been warned before about spewing hateful comments about God on our forum. Keep a civil tongue in your head girl.

Ya, this is coming from the guy who wants to see innocent children beaten to death, and homosexuals killed in the local city centre. Mmm, I see you're just a loving man of the people.

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Now we know very well that lack of discipline is what's the matter with kids today ... kids today could do with a whack on their behinds ... teach them to obey their parents ... and as it so happens ... as the Bible demands

And if I were to capture a member of a facist organization (for the sake of the theory, let's say... Ohh, KKK) and drugged him with psychotropic agents, beat the crap out of him, made him bleed, burned him, scolded him, whipped him, flayed him, cut him, crushed him, or whatever other ideas came to my mind at the time, I'm pretty sure he'd do what I say too. Violence must be the answer to all the worlds problems!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Pixi

I would like to say a few things about you to. Is it too much for you bible thumpers to just respect everyone for who they are? You don't have to like us, but is it too much to ask to respect us?

Originally Posted by Pixi

When did I ever say I have a love and tolerance philosophy? I tolerate people when they tolerate me, plain and simple.

I rest my case.

Icksy, filthy heathens like you will never get any respect, because you reject Jesus Christ. There is nothing respectful about that.

Enjoy hell.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Then your Lord is a sick perverted bastard.

Since there's no evidence that the Almighty was married to Mary, I suppose I can see why you'd call Jesus a bastard, but calling Him sick and perverted is just uncalled for, young lady!

[Rayviathae]

Oh...look...more Christians who believe that being christian means following the Bible to the nth, and not the teachings of Christ. How...cute. You're all simply adorable.

[Rayviathae]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

No, beating a child teaches them to obey their parents and people in authority as the Bible demands.

It's also a lot of fun.

It's fun? Oh dear, I shall pray for your soul. That whole "It's also a lot of fun" sounds awfully S/M, and as S/M is a sexual kink...well...after Sodom and Gomorrah...*Prays*.

One should not take pleasure in hitting their children for punishment. It is a task meant to keep them on the path of the Lord.

I also firmly believe that if hitting children when they break the Lord's laws is alright, even if they do it accidentally (somehow I doubt you people differentiate between purpose and accident when it comes to your children breaking the rules), then adults should be punished in the same way. Strong beatings whenever you step even the teensiest bit out of line. And maybe just every once in a while anyway to make up for any bad thoughts you might have had...maybe when you were dreaming or something. That's not just for women, but for men as well. Yes, I believe that full grown men who believe that children should be beaten for God must also admit that they too have sinful natures and must bare themselves for punishment. Perhaps have whoever is in charge of your church use one of those golf clubs someone was mentioning either earlier in this post or in another post. Or something along those lines. The person in charge, of course, will have to designate one of his people to punish him when he is disobedient.

And you really should reconsider whether or not you should be gaining pleasure from beating your children...S/M and all...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rayviathae

It's fun? Oh dear, I shall pray for your soul. That whole "It's also a lot of fun" sounds awfully S/M, and as S/M is a sexual kink...well...after Sodom and Gomorrah...*Prays*.

One should not take pleasure in hitting their children for punishment. It is a task meant to keep them on the path of the Lord.

I also firmly believe that if hitting children when they break the Lord's laws is alright, even if they do it accidentally (somehow I doubt you people differentiate between purpose and accident when it comes to your children breaking the rules), then adults should be punished in the same way. Strong beatings whenever you step even the teensiest bit out of line. And maybe just every once in a while anyway to make up for any bad thoughts you might have had...maybe when you were dreaming or something. That's not just for women, but for men as well. Yes, I believe that full grown men who believe that children should be beaten for God must also admit that they too have sinful natures and must bare themselves for punishment. Perhaps have whoever is in charge of your church use one of those golf clubs someone was mentioning either earlier in this post or in another post. Or something along those lines. The person in charge, of course, will have to designate one of his people to punish him when he is disobedient.

And you really should reconsider whether or not you should be gaining pleasure from beating your children...S/M and all...

Men are punished by God directly. You empty-headed females get punished by Men first, then later again by God if needs be. The Bible tells us this, and I'm glad that you seem to understand that to some degree.

Do you have your husband's permission to be in here discussing Christ's loving plan for us all? I hope and trust that he has a strong backhand, because it sounds like you are a bit uppity. I suppose all women are to some extent. that's why Jesus put us Men in charge.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rayviathae

Oh...look...more Christians who believe that being christian means following the Bible to the nth, and not the teachings of Christ. How...cute. You're all simply adorable.

So where do you find out about the teachings of Christ, other than the Bible?

[Rayviathae]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Men are punished by God directly. You empty-headed females get punished by Men first, then later again by God if needs be. The Bible tells us this, and I'm glad that you seem to understand that to some degree.

Do you have your husband's permission to be in here discussing Christ's loving plan for us all? I hope and trust that he has a strong backhand, because it sounds like you are a bit uppity. I suppose all women are to some extent. that's why Jesus put us Men in charge.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

As a matter of fact I'm not married yet. I haven't found anybody. And for your information before you start in on calling me some version of a whore I'm also a virgin. Besides, I don't strictly believe in your version of this religion. Yes yes, I know, according to you I'm damned. However, this doesn't truly phase me because I believe in reincarnation. To me, you're all very funny people and I'm honestly only here for the same reason that people go to a zoo: to look at the animals in their natural habitat.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Originally Posted by Rayviathae

As a matter of fact I'm not married yet. I haven't found anybody.

Well that would explain why you're wildly out of control! Someone needs to tame you and get you into a kitchen before you accidentally hurt yourself (or others!) Keep an eye open, there are many Godly singles here who are searching for their own wife to own!

Originally Posted by Rayviathae

And for your information before you start in on calling me some version of a whore I'm also a virgin.

If you've ever committed the sin of lust (and your D.O.F. report shows that you have gazed lustfully on the good Pastor Ezekiel's rock-hard abs in a manner inbefitting of a "virgin"), then you're a whore and God will pull up your skirt and expose your cooter for the whole world to see.

Originally Posted by Rayviathae

Besides, I don't strictly believe in your version of this religion.

So you're proud of rejecting Jesus? Honestly it doesn't affect me one iota whether or not you believe or not -- you'll just add to the entertainment that I'll see from my front-row seat in viewing the damned writhing in pain as Satan sodomizes them with his barbed tallywhacker.

Originally Posted by Rayviathae

However, this doesn't truly phase me because I believe in reincarnation.

So you're a Boodist or Hinduise? Now if you want to talk about bizarre religions, those are right at the tops of my list, right after Catholics!

Originally Posted by Rayviathae

To me, you're all very funny people and I'm honestly only here for the same reason that people go to a zoo: to look at the animals in their natural habitat.

Well then, I'm sure Pastor Al will get to you shortly with his Gong stick, for our entertainment. Watching you is like watching a retarded child trying to run past where his leash length and getting jerked back to reality. It's quite comical, really.