[gamer4Christ]

Wow Jeb, seeing you debate is like the most epic boss battle ever, like someone made a 100 hour RPG which is just one amazing boss battle, going from world to world, form to form, the battle continuing through the item shop and you're buying herbs and blasting each other at the same time, has anyone every made a game like that? Someone has to make a game like that!

Also, your beard looks good.

By the way, can I have my antique Vita back?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond

90% of politics consists of people complaining about the state of politics. 90% of commerce consists of people contently buying things they judge to be worth the money - and the other 10% consists of rants ending with "...and that's why I'm going to do business with someone else". You can't do that in politics, the only other viable political party is at least as bad.

Consider that an average grocery store in a capitalist country has 40,000 items, for sale every day.

Now imagine if instead of that, we voted every 2 years on what everybody will eat for breakfast. There's only two parties: the burnt-toast party and the cold gruel party.

I've been plagiarized:

[_The Earthling_]

Originally Posted by Rightful moderator

Dear _The Earthling_,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Being almost entirely innocent of rhetorical accomplishment

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the stuff you're saying.



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[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

You know what exploitation is? When you work hard to create a public event, you set up a stage, you get the microphone to stop squealing, you get a nice backdrop of young people who love going to rallies and hate going to voting booths....

...And then some vegan steals your event by grabbing your microphone and ranting about the evils of ice cream.

That is True Exploitation. Now, Let's compare the candidates to see who fights against exploitation the best:

Bernie: "How dare you take the fruits of my labor oh well I give up":

Joe B-B-B-Biden: *Sound of cats hissing and scratching*:

Donald Trump. *Exploiters don't even try*

[upchucker67]

*Off-topic hat on*

Hello Mr. Thurmond, sir, it's uncanny but I do believe we met once. Pittsburgh Amateur Models Convention? You might remember I won the Most Original award for my Noah's Ark out of toothpicks diorama. Nobody appreciated that I tried using ants as miniature people onboard, in fact, I think I got kicked out for it, otherwise we might have chatted longer. I think I found you in the members directory:

Small world huh? (Think you could help give me a leg up here? I've been floundering for the past while, as you know.)




*Off-topic hat off*

I don't really have an opinion on exploitation, sadly. I don't feel directly affected by this issue.

[sweetasstemplar]

Originally Posted by PeterCrackhead

Yeah, capitalism never leaves people in poverty...


I guess Mumbai missed your memo on how great capitalism is for everyone?

Poverty cannot be eradicated; it is the nature of this world. Rather, the true believer must concern himself only with salvation, which is guaranteed by only the True Church of Peter, which is itself under a crisis to-day, for the clergy have taken a 180 degree turn to hereticism.


Pacem

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by badasstemplar

Pacem

Please stop using this word. This site is for praising Jesus- not snide reference to the Hyperion Cantos


YIC

[Johny Joe Hold]

This is one of those threads where we all most have to say, "Stop. We only accept the truth here."

The truth is we True Christians are tight with Jesus. Jesus sees the American flag, capitalism and True Christians as one package. There is no room for experimentation like "progressive thinking" or leftist ideology. Forgetaboutit.

The word "exploitation" means falling to Satan.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by sweetasstemplar

Poverty cannot be eradicated; it is the nature of this world. Rather, the true believer must concern himself only with salvation, which is guaranteed by only the True Church of Peter, which is itself under a crisis to-day, for the clergy have taken a 180 degree turn to hereticism. Pacem

Christianity is the true Church of Jesus Christ, not Peter. You would need to provide evidence to support your claim. [Hint: there isn't any (-ed.)]