[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

[WWJDnow]

Duck Dynasty II: The Gay Banditos

She got legs... and knows how to use them.

[Didymus Much]

Boogaloo? More like electric yellow Baloo.











nb: Baloo in question, for those under 40:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

"Thank you for calling HeroHotBods Male Dance Troupe, my name is Big Daddy Jack how may I help you today? Oh hello Mr. President."

[Basilissa]

"Is it too late to join the French in their Yellow Jacket street protests? It is? But we already bought the costumes!"

[Dolores de Barriga]

There are some uncontacted tribes, deep in the urban jungles of North America, which firmly believe that yellow is the camouflage color to hide beer bellies.

[Cranky Old Man]

"I thought you were watching the kids today honey? I am in an important business meeting!"

I know these are Proud Boys fighting for Trump. Why they are wearing gay skirts is beyond me.

[WWJDnow]

Proud Boyz II Men

[MitzaLizalor]

"Hello? Christopher Robin? We've caught lunch for your friend."

[Harsha Shah]

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond

Yes, it is Harsha Shah here and I am submitting my proposal to this contest, yes, I am. It is here below.

This image is like the story of the blind men and the elephant, where one of them is touching the trunk and thinking that it is hose and another one is grasping the legs and thinking that they are columns.

But here there is no elephant. It is gone. The blind men have been grasping thin air and they are confused. They are deciding to pretend that the elephant is still there and that it is a great elephant. But because everyone else can see that the elephant is gone, the blind men are sad and beautiful in their confusion. "Look, see!" they are shouting like children. "The elephant is still here and it is still great!" Only the dung-pile that the elephant left behind is remaining and the blind men are wallowing in it and treating it as if it were precious perfume.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Harsha Shah

Yes, it is Harsha Shah here and I am submitting my proposal to this contest, yes, I am. It is here below.

Yes Harsha it's you again. I see the elephant analogy has been wheeled out once more. Tell me, is there anything in India that doesn't revolve around touching elephants?

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Harsha Shah

This image is like the story of the blind men and the elephant, where one of them is touching the trunk and thinking that it is hose and another one is grasping the legs and thinking that they are columns.

The way I heard the story, the hose guy wasn't touching the trunk at all. Disgusting!

[MitzaLizalor]

..is there anything in India that doesn't revolve around touching elephants?

Well there is always the elephant's trunk snake. Perhaps having imagined herself to be a Scot she's started listening to Alex Harvey?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Perhaps having imagined herself to be a Scot she's started listening to Alex Harvey?

I doubt she's a True Scotsman (or woman). Probably a fluffy bunny non-haggis eating turncoat lowlander.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond

"This is Alpha Squad to Actual, have no visual on objective, over. No concealment available, over. WHERE IS THE GIANT VAT OF CUSTARD WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HIDE IN, please copy, out."

[WWJDnow]

Love the new uniforms, but, next time, can we get some underpants to go with them? We're starting to shrivel.