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Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 01:05 PM
Is this not depressing?
We know that women are to be silent and serve The Lord by serving their husbands, but these women take defying the Bible's commands to a new level.
Who do you think is worse? Greta, or Malala?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 01:38 PM
Greta Thugborg is a victim of years of parental abuse. She could proper a find white Christian lady with a bit of correctional maneuvering to fix her vexious Assburgers. She can also do go hood from <<<inappropriate innuendo removed>>> joy of dutiful motherhood.
Malalala looks like a terrorist to me, and just wants to blow us up till there's nothing but plants. She's beyond hope.
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Re: Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 02:40 PM
So what can we look forward to now? The two singing as a duet and touring? A new line of clothing? A book with their favorite recipes?
My theory is they will continue to undermine the moral values of women as wives who serve their husbands. Some leader, I'm guessing it will be President Trump, needs to dismiss them as atheists working to undermine family values.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Is this not depressing?
We know that women are to be silent and serve The Lord by serving their husbands, but these women take defying the Bible's commands to a new level.
Who do you think is worse? Greta, or Malala?
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This is an important question which needs to be addressed scientifically rather than jumping to conclusions.
Malala is some sort of a Muslim (-1), but Greta is even worse, an atheist fool (-2), Psalm 14:1. Greta is still of marriageable age (+1) but does not dress like a lady (-1), while Malala is at this point an old maid (-1) but she at least dresses somewhat appropriately (+1). Greta skips school, which is a good thing even if for the wrong reason (+1) while Malala insists on school for girls and is attending a university (-1). They are both uppity attention whores (-2 each). Malala wants to change the laws of men (-1), while Greta thinks she can correct the climate which is entirely in God's hands (-5). Malala already got a Nobel prize (-1), and while Greta hasn't, she has been nominated so she probably will get one as well (-1). They both have attacked our Godly President (-10 each).
Let's count:
Malala: -1-1+1-1-2-1-1-10= -16
Greta: -2+1-1+1-2-5-1-10= -19
Greta wins this contest, but barely. God hates them equally as they are both destined to  !
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Re: Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 03:17 PM
A fine analysis, Sister Basilissa.
I went for a gut reaction, based on the question "If I could only slap one of them which would it be?" The answer was instantaneous: it has to be the icteric Miss Thunberg, if only in the hope of bringing a little color to her cheeks. Plus, she always looks as though misery is only a step away and (as I say to my children) if a child wants to go around with a face like a grieving cod, I'm happy to give them something to be miserable about.
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Re: Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 04:45 PM
The dear and Reverend Pat Robertson is like a modern day Balaam's ass, speaking the truth when few are willing to hear. He spoke the veritable words of the Holy Ghost when he reminded Christians
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The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
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There is only one thing we can expect with this unholy union of grrl power: Increased tsunamis and summer mosquitoes.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 06:02 PM
I may be a simple man, just following the Holy Bible as God had it written.
For the life of me, I do not understand why these females think they can or even should flap their gums. Not one recipe or cleaning hint. Just screams and adolescent rants.
If they would just take the time and have a mature and sensible Christian read them the Bible and get them to understand it is not about them but about what God wants.
1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
1st Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2:10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
1st Timothy 2:13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1st Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
1st Peter 3:2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
1st Peter 3:3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
1st Peter 3:4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
1st Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
1st Peter 3:6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 07:15 PM
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She can also do go hood from...
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What a horrible and filthy thing to say about such a vulnerable little human shield girl.
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Re: Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 07:45 PM
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What a horrible and filthy thing to say about such a vulnerable little human shield girl.
Where do you think we are? Twitter?
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Praise the Glory, Brother Thurmond!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Yech! Look Who Met! -
02-26-2020, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
What a horrible and filthy thing to say about such a vulnerable little human shield girl.
Where do you think we are? Twitter?
Hate the sin, love like the sinner. 
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It was good of you to admonish that poster, Brother Jeb. I had no idea of what his phrases suggested, but they sounded suggestive to me, so I really appreciate your authority.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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