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Default Greeting! - 04-13-2023, 03:24 AM

Hello all,

I come to you looking for fellow Christians to interact with online. I accepted Jesus Christ and my personal Lord and Savior at the age of 16 and I have been wholeheartedly following Him since.


Here are a few of my core beliefs:

  • I believe that man has been separated from God because of our sin, but those who believe and trust can been reconciled through the perfect blood of Jesus Christ who died and rose again.
  • I believe that Bible was inspired by God and is without error.
  • I believe in the equal Trinity which is made up of God the Father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost.
  • I believe in a literal heaven and hell.
  • I believe in the Virgin birth and that Jesus is fully God and fully man.

As for my favorite verse, I really like 2 Corinthians 5:21. "For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him."
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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-13-2023, 03:30 AM

Welcome and thank you for posting an introduction, Mr. Smith. We're interested in hearing more about yourself. Have you fathered soldiers for Christ?


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-13-2023, 03:47 AM

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Welcome and thank you for posting an introduction, Mr. Smith. We're interested in hearing more about yourself. Have you fathered soldiers for Christ?

Thank you for the warm welcome mayor.

To answer your question, I do not have any children. I am 22 years old and I am not married. I just moved to the OKC area and I am hoping, Lord willing, that I will meet someone.
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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-13-2023, 12:59 PM

Hello and to our forum!


You seem like a nice and friendly fellow! I await reading more of your contributions on the forum.
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Bible Re: Greeting! - 04-13-2023, 01:43 PM

And, hello to you, dear Mr. Smith. To you, I do extend a most gracious . We are thrilled that you have found us here, in the midst of this great, confusing interwebs galaxy.

I do thank you for your informative, and interesting, message of greeting. It pleases me greatly that you have been following the since the age of 16. And, I can assure you that it pleases greatly, too!

Luke 15:7 "I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance."

Now, then, Dear, I could not help but notice that you are not married, and that you are hoping to meet someone soon. If I may, and I hope you don't mind, I feel that I must encourage you to search out a nice, decent, wholesome, righteous, uncorrupted, sanctified young lady, a follower of Almighty . In the video clip below, you will see that another servant of knows what is important when it comes to courting respectfully:



And, whatever you do, be very careful in this regard. Satan is a great deceiver, and you must trust in the to guide you at that time, and to avoid the traps that the devil may place before you.

I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:"

At all costs, avoid unscrupulous, loose, immoral, devious, unsavory "women" who seek only to take you down the garden path, such as this perverted person:


May the bless you richly, dear Mr. Smith, as you follow — here, at .




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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-13-2023, 02:44 PM

Mrs. White,

Thank you for the greeting! I also appreciate the video you shared. It’s very important to stay vigilant when looking for a Godly spouse. Especially in today’s world.

I hope to see you more in the forums.


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Mrs. White,

Thank you for the greeting! I also appreciate the video you shared. It’s very important to stay vigilant when looking for a Godly spouse. Especially in today’s world.

I hope to see you more in the forums.
Oh, you are just as welcome as the flowers in May, dear Mr. Smith. Truly, we are so pleased that you have found us, and we look forward to fellowshipping with you in the days to come.

And, to inspire you on your daily walk with Jesus, I am pleased to provide a lovely song for you. May the bless you richly, as you listen to this glorious testimonial!





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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-13-2023, 06:49 PM

Let me get this straight. You're 22, you have no sons, you don't mention a job and you haven't mentioned owning any guns. So, basically, defenseless against the rising tide of free-breeding welfare recipients occupying our urban centers. A time will come when we must stand before our Maker™. I hope you are ready.


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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-13-2023, 07:07 PM

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Let me get this straight. You're 22, you have no sons, you don't mention a job and you haven't mentioned owning any guns. So, basically, defenseless against the rising tide of free-breeding welfare recipients occupying our urban centers. A time will come when we must stand before our Maker™. I hope you are ready.
Dr. Anthony Toole, nice to meet you.

Yes, I sadly don’t have children. Children are gift from the Lord and I think it’s important that I play my role in outbreeding the radical left. I pray everyday that the Lord will bless me with a Godly spouse and children.

As for a job, I’m currently working as an analyst/accountant for an oil and gas company in OKC.

And believe me, I have guns and I am ready to defend myself and those I love against those who are contrary to the way of God.


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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-13-2023, 08:52 PM

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Yes, I sadly don’t have children. Children are gift from the Lord and I think it’s important that I play my role in outbreeding the radical left. I pray everyday that the Lord will bless me with a Godly spouse and children.
Have you considered Missouri? The market for young brides is much more favorable there - a man can snag a 12 year old and get started producing snowy white soldiers for Christ right away, with parental consent. Every day that passes, we come closer to being a minority in our own country - God forbid what they'll do to minorities when they get the whip in their hand.

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Have you considered Missouri? The market for young brides is much more favorable there - a man can snag a 12 year old and get started producing snowy white soldiers for Christ right away, with parental consent.
I’m more looking for someone closer to my age. A two year difference is the most I’ll go. Plus, I’m not really a fan of Missouri. The Mormons have strong ties to Missouri within their belief system. Also, don’t forget that Missouri holds the extremely liberal city of St. Louis. Wouldn’t want to be associated with a place like that.


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Here are a few of my core beliefs:
  • I believe that man has been separated from God because of our sin, but those who believe and trust can been reconciled through the perfect blood of Jesus Christ who died and rose again.
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I am not married. I just moved to the OKC area and I am hoping, Lord willing, that I will meet someone.
Well you won't meet your help meet on OKCupid son. Not on Christian Mingle either, just begin attending a Bible-believing Baptist church, make yourself a valued part of the local Christian community. Eventually an older gentleman will see your worth and offer you the hand of his daughter, preferably aged 13-16, in holy matrimony. That's how I met my wife Doris, who was betrothed to me at age 9 by her father after I reshingled his roof (we waited a couple years to consummate the marriage, however). And I was 23 at the time, just a little bit older than you.


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Hi Welcome to Landover.

What happens to people who do not believe that?

Thank you for contributing to the forum.

Those who do not believe and trust in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior will spend eternity separated from God in a very real place called hell.


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Well you won't meet your help meet on OKCupid son. Not on Christian Mingle either, just begin attending a Bible-believing Baptist church, make yourself a valued part of the local Christian community. Eventually an older gentleman will see your worth and offer you the hand of his daughter, preferably aged 13-16, in holy matrimony. That's how I met my wife Doris, who was betrothed to me at age 9 by her father after I reshingled his roof (we waited a couple years to consummate the marriage, however). And I was 23 at the time, just a little bit older than you.

Dating apps are definitely not the move and I have already started getting plugged into a strong baptist church.

As for finding a wife, I'm not wanting to marry anyone who is more than two years younger than me. I couldn't imagine courting someone age 13-16. Girls that age have barely hit puberty.


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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-15-2023, 04:30 PM

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As for finding a wife, I'm not wanting to marry anyone who is more than two years younger than me. I couldn't imagine courting someone age 13-16.
Mr. Lukes told you he waited to consummate the marriage - unlike perverts in the atheistic cult. Please do not cast aspersions on our sincerely held convictions. Nobody here has judged you (yet!) on your insistence on finding a 2 year old (but yes I agree 13-16 is far too old).


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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-15-2023, 09:16 PM

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Nobody here has judged you (yet!) on your insistence on finding a 2 year old (but yes I agree 13-16 is far too old).
And Jesus said, "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone" (John 8:7). Marrying a 2 year old is a sin, because if you have sex with her, she cannot yet become pregnant. Therefore it would just be for pleasure, i.e. fornication, which is what makes it wrong (Hebrews 13:4, 1 Corinthians 6:18, Genesis 1:28). The average age of menarche (the onset of menstruation and therefore fertility) in girls in the western world is 12 years old, not 2. Though some girls can start as young as 8 years old. Therefore, it differs on a case by case basis. The Bible is perfectly ok with you if you marry and then immediately inseminate and impregnate an 8 year old girl who has had her first period, that's holy matrimony right there in the eyes of Jesus and He would smile upon such a union as He smiles upon all marriages sealed in His name. Not 2 though, never heard of a menstruating toddler.


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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-16-2023, 08:15 AM

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Those who do not believe and trust in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior will spend eternity separated from God in a very real place called hell.
That doesn't sound very pleasant. But for those who want nothing to do with God in the first place, it's not much of a disincentive is it?

My next question relates to everyone who lived before Jesus, which obviously includes many of my forebears. Where are they and will I ever get to meet them?
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And Jesus said, "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone" (John 8:7). Marrying a 2 year old is a sin, because if you have sex with her, she cannot yet become pregnant. Therefore it would just be for pleasure, i.e. fornication, which is what makes it wrong (Hebrews 13:4, 1 Corinthians 6:18, Genesis 1:28). The average age of menarche (the onset of menstruation and therefore fertility) in girls in the western world is 12 years old, not 2. Though some girls can start as young as 8 years old. Therefore, it differs on a case by case basis. The Bible is perfectly ok with you if you marry and then immediately inseminate and impregnate an 8 year old girl who has had her first period, that's holy matrimony right there in the eyes of Jesus and He would smile upon such a union as He smiles upon all marriages sealed in His name. Not 2 though, never heard of a menstruating toddler.
I think he means someone 2 years older or younger than his age which is 22


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Default Re: Greeting! - 04-20-2023, 05:54 PM

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Hello all,

I come to you looking for fellow Christians to interact with online. I accepted Jesus Christ and my personal Lord and Savior at the age of 16 and I have been wholeheartedly following Him since.


Here are a few of my core beliefs:

  • I believe that man has been separated from God because of our sin, but those who believe and trust can been reconciled through the perfect blood of Jesus Christ who died and rose again.
  • I believe that Bible was inspired by God and is without error.
  • I believe in the equal Trinity which is made up of God the Father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost.
  • I believe in a literal heaven and hell.
  • I believe in the Virgin birth and that Jesus is fully God and fully man.

As for my favorite verse, I really like 2 Corinthians 5:21. "For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him."
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