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Default Re: Glenda's Greeting - 05-12-2023, 02:01 PM

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What a wonderful, thoughtful idea, dear Miss Glenda! You might like to consider buying a bike that has a carrier basket in front of the handlebars. That way, you could place a copy of your printed there, for when you want to read it whilst bicycling! As you can see below, it's very easy to read whilst getting from Point A to Point B!
Well, my golly!! I always thought biking and bibling would be difficult. But I see that this may be my new talent. I think that whenever I get used to that skill, I can begin auditioning for America's Got Talent. I have always had an interest in Howie Mandel, I think if he sees me on a bike, he will immediately be called by God to become my new husband.
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Default Re: Glenda's Greeting - 05-12-2023, 02:06 PM

Isabella White, can I message you privately? I am not sure how to do that but I have information to tell you
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Default Re: Glenda's Greeting - 05-12-2023, 02:16 PM

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Isabella White, can I message you privately? I am not sure how to do that but I have information to tell you
Nevermind, I will say it here. I live with a cousin of mine, he was banned multiple time. We were reading his emails and saw that you accused him of being me. I would like to say that yes, we are in the same location, but we are two vastly different people. He tricked me with the Samuel account, I didn't know that it was him. But the two other accounts, he claimed to have made them in order to fellowship with true christians. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
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Default Re: Glenda's Greeting - 05-12-2023, 02:17 PM

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Nevermind, I will say it here. I live with a cousin of mine, he was banned multiple time. We were reading his emails and saw that you accused him of being me. I would like to say that yes, we are in the same location, but we are two vastly different people. He tricked me with the Samuel account, I didn't know that it was him. But the two other accounts, he claimed to have made them in order to fellowship with true christians. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
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Default Re: Glenda's Greeting - 05-12-2023, 04:01 PM

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Do I look like I was born yesterday, Miss Glenda?
I know it does look bad. But I promise that it is not how it seems. I'm not asking you to unban him, I am just requesting that you don't let his wrong-doing change my reputation.
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I know it does look bad. But I promise that it is not how it seems. I'm not asking you to unban him, I am just requesting that you don't let his wrong-doing change my reputation.
Please remind yourself Mrs. Glenda, this actually is God's Favorite Forum. This means God watches what goes on here. If you want to be "GodGlorifying Glenda" do not offend God by tricks. He knows what mischief, especially sin, you are up to.


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I know it does look bad. But I promise that it is not how it seems. I'm not asking you to unban him, I am just requesting that you don't let his wrong-doing change my reputation.
Well, as I have mentioned at least twice before, our menfolk in the Department of Faith take their jobs very seriously, as they research the background of UNSAVED TRASH very thoroughly. You might notice the words, "Under Investigation" under your ID, so that means the investigation is still ongoing. If they find further intrusive attempts to sneak in extra accounts, I wouldn't doubt that they will issue a permanent ban — including on your Glenda account! So, act accordingly, Miss Glenda; it's in your best interests. We do take such matters very acutely.

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Please remind yourself Mrs. Glenda, this actually is God's Favorite Forum. This means God watches what goes on here. If you want to be "GodGlorifying Glenda" do not offend God by tricks. He knows what mischief, especially sin, you are up to.
This is exactly so, dear Brother Mayor Hold. The Almighty is watching everything. Nothing escapes view! And, He will be quick to notify the Department of Faith menfolk of further nefarious shenanigans by Miss Glenda — or her so-called "cousin"!




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Default Re: Glenda's Greeting - 05-12-2023, 10:24 PM

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Well, as I have mentioned at least twice before, our menfolk in the Department of Faith take their jobs very seriously, as they research the background of UNSAVED TRASH very thoroughly. You might notice the words, "Under Investigation" under your ID, so that means the investigation is still ongoing. If they find further intrusive attempts to sneak in extra accounts, I wouldn't doubt that they will issue a permanent ban — including on your Glenda account! So, act accordingly, Miss Glenda; it's in your best interests. We do take such matters very acutely.


This is exactly so, dear Brother Mayor Hold. The Almighty is watching everything. Nothing escapes view! And, He will be quick to notify the Department of Faith menfolk of further nefarious shenanigans by Miss Glenda — or her so-called "cousin"!
Yes ma'am, I understand. There truly has been a mistake but the best that I can do is pray that the LORD gives wisdom to those in the Department of Faith.
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Yes ma'am, I understand. There truly has been a mistake but the best that I can do is pray that the LORD gives wisdom to those in the Department of Faith.
Wisdom for the menfolk in our Department of Faith?! Miss Glenda, those dedicated servants of the already have that widsom! That's how they could see the situation very clearly!




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Default Re: Glenda's Greeting - 05-12-2023, 10:44 PM

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Wisdom for the menfolk in our Department of Faith?! Miss Glenda, those dedicated servants of the already have that widsom! That's how they could see the situation very clearly!
My apologies. Is there anything I can do to prove my innocence of the matter?
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My apologies. Is there anything I can do to prove my innocence of the matter?
Innocence?! This will be you if you keep up with the pretense:





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Default Re: Glenda's Greeting - 05-13-2023, 12:33 AM

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Innocence?! This will be you if you keep up with the pretense:

I guess I should change the topic. How has this lovely day from the LORD been for you?
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Default Re: Glenda's Greeting - 05-13-2023, 04:33 PM

Hi. Welcome to the forum. It's a nice day so far and I've made some yarrow tea - but have run out of cake, unfortunately. Yarrow is not always easy to identify, there's so many very similar plants and it's easy to confuse with hemlock.

Dundee cake is one I'm fond of so will probably make some this afternoon. I always think Jesus would have enjoyed Dundee cake (made with treacle and almonds) in accordance with Genesis 1:29
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
and we often discuss whether hemlock would have been poisonous back then? Vicious plants with toxic spikes were not a problem because there weren't any thorns Genesis 3:18 (or thistles) at any rate there were but they didn't have spikes. Poison could be thought of as a type of thorn, introduced by sin, hence our discussion about hemlock.

I look forward to fellowship in the future.

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Glenda, don't you think it is unseemly for a widow to be living with a man, and particularly a man who is a known sinner?


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I don't get it. Is she living in sin and also wants a husband?
If that's the case, then Miss Glenda is playing with fire, and it will end up being the eternal type in !

Numbers 32:23 "But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the : and be sure your sin will find you out."

Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

Hebrews 13:4: "Marriage is honorable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers will judge."

Deuteronomy 32:35 "To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste."

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I don't get it. Is she living in sin and also wants a husband?
I believe she already has a husband but is seeking a second one in some sort of a polyandrous arrangement:

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You are in the monastery??? Samuel, my husband left me to join the Tawang monastery! It was better to call him dead than to say that he left me to perform sodomy with the monks. Please inform him that because he has left the church, he is not welcome back. You are now my new husband, God called me on the phone and said that YOU are the one. I pray that you feel the same way.

Scripture calls that adultery.
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I am starting to think that Glenda possesses a Jezebel spirit. Trouble seems to follow her, and her lies about her husband show that she is not properly subservient.

As Christians, we believe in forgiveness and redemption, but we will not tolerate a Jezebel in our midst. Just one outspoken woman can poison and scandalize the womenfolk of an entire church.


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I am starting to think that Glenda possesses a Jezebel spirit. Trouble seems to follow her, and her lies about her husband show that she is not properly subservient.

As Christians, we believe in forgiveness and redemption, but we will not tolerate a Jezebel in our midst. Just one outspoken woman can poison and scandalize the womenfolk of an entire church.
Oh, yes, dear Brother WWJDnow! It's most likely the case that Miss Glenda's adulterous intentions are the result of being controlled by the dastardly Jezebel spirit. And once that Jezebel gets her hooks into a victim, then it's a very rough, tough fight from that moment on. The Jezebel will completely control Miss Glenda unless she pleads the of and begs for deliverance.

Revelation 12:11 "And they overcame him by the of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death."

I John 1:7 " But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the of Son cleanseth us from all sin."

Why, just look at the trouble Miss Heather went through here when the Jezebel refused to let go of her. I only pray that Miss Glenda will not be as unfortunate!





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Why, just look at the trouble Miss Heather went through here when the Jezebel refused to let go of her. I only pray that Miss Glenda will not be as unfortunate!
Pastor Ron is an amazing exorcist. He even performed exorcisms over Skype (and, as an example of Christian charity, charged only $395). He fought the good fight against Satanism, rock music, and Dungeons and Dragons back on the 1980s.

However, he started promoting so-called "Christian rock" and "Christian metal" in the late 1980s. Talk about oxymormons! How many people has that mistake led down the primrose path to Hell? Perhaps that's why the demon in this video was so hard for him to control. The forces of Satan can sense even the slightest weakness or wavering.

Our own Pastor Ezekiel would never have tolerated this woman's Jezebel spirit. Were he performing the exorcism, Pastor Zeke would have whipped or cut or burned the Jezebel spirit out of her, consequences (literally) be damned.

Of course, a first class exorcism does not come at a bargain basement price--at the Landover Baptist Church, $395 doesn't even buy you an initial consultation. Our price for the actual exorcism is in the mid five figures. That's how the demons know we mean business. Then again, what is $49,995 compared to the value of your immortal soul? And, for those with excellent credit, we have a generous installment plan of only $1,269 per month for 60 months.


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