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Default My ***Pornographic material removed by moderator*** - 05-25-2023, 07:53 AM
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Default Re: My ***Pornographic material removed by moderator*** - 05-25-2023, 10:23 PM
Manual activity? I guess we know what kind of porn this child of Satan was peddling. Sex is disgusting and we don't tolerate it at the Landover Baptist Church.

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Default Re: My ***Pornographic material removed by moderator*** - 05-26-2023, 01:17 AM
Hello Miss Smith. Welcome to the forum. Jesus is watching.

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Default Re: My ***Pornographic material removed by moderator*** - 05-26-2023, 10:14 AM
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: My ***Pornographic material removed by moderator*** - 05-26-2023, 11:06 PM
What is PornHub?

On second thought, maybe you shouldn't tell me. I'm sure it can't be anything good.

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Default Re: My ***Pornographic material removed by moderator*** - 05-27-2023, 12:04 AM
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What is PornHub?

On second thought, maybe you shouldn't tell me. I'm sure it can't be anything good.
Really, I don't know, dear Brother WWJDnow. But, what I do recall is that it was mentioned (and frequented) by previous, debauched, UNSAVED TRASH to . Oh, what were their names? It was something like Mr. & Mrs. Weird Couple, or something like that.



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