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Default Pastor arrested for Bible role play - 04-11-2012, 06:37 AM

Another shot fired at the war on Christianity.

An unruly teen breaks a commandment (Exodus 20:12) as well as Colossians 3:20, but the mother cannot manage him. She appeals to the pastor of their church for Godly guidance. Pastor Lonny Remmers engages in a role play of Romans 6:23 and Leviticus 20:9, but the child is rebellious and refuses to participate. The Godly Pastor Lonny ups the ante to Proverbs 23:13 and Deuteronomy 21:18-21.

The local persecutors file charges!! They assert that secular law trumps Biblical teachings and instead of putting that little delinquent in some sort of reform school they arrest the Pastor!!

Our sacred religious teachings (Proverbs 30:17, Proverbs 29:17, Proverbs 22:15, Proverbs 22:6, Exodus 21:17, Revelation 21:8) are being systematically torn apart by Obama's henchman. I weep for an America where things like this happen.

Read the whole sordid report of oppressing Christianity here:

Secular Prosecutor Persecutes Christian Pastor for Disciplining Disobedient Teen


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Default Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play - 04-11-2012, 07:21 AM

What did the kid do to warrant such disciplining is what I want to know

I bet he's no angel!

Standing up for discipline and Godliness is a crime, now? Are we living in the Dark Ages?

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Default Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play - 04-11-2012, 09:06 AM

I especially like the parts where he is forced to be digging his own grave. Do the teenagers not understand the metaphors anymore?

The pastor is like the Solomon with his wisdoms.
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Default Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play - 04-11-2012, 09:23 AM

Let us pray for a release of Rev. Lonny Remmers! A man who did what's right!
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Default Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play - 04-11-2012, 12:19 PM

So much for the First Amendment under this totalitarian regime.



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Default Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play - 04-13-2012, 07:30 AM

Now, wait--the child wasn't forced to dig his own grave on a Sunday, was he?



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Default Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play - 04-14-2012, 03:53 AM

Object lessons are always useful for instructing kids in the way of righteousness, but apparently the liberal secular world doesn't see the value of hands-on learning.

Being given the opportunity to go outside in the fresh air and sunshine to do some good old fashioned hard work to build up the boy's muscles is a GODly opportunity few young people are privileged to have, and the young man is lucky that the law of the Bible, which this nation was founded on, was not carried out in full that day.

The restraint and grace of this pastor have allowed the boy to see the error of his ways and take up the path of righteousness.



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Default Re: Pastor arrested for Bible role play - 04-14-2012, 06:14 AM

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What did the kid do to warrant such disciplining is what I want to know

I bet he's no angel!
He was probably a rapist. That is what the kids are into these days.

Any kid that you see roaming around, there is a good chance he is stalking his next victim. When in doubt, it is a good idea to just carry your Rod of Correction with you wherever you go. It's not like the parents in this leftist and licentious nation are going to raise their own kids. It is the duty of TRUE Christians™ like Lonny Remmers and us to raise the youth of today, the leaders of tomorrow (depending on the time of Christ's Return).

Remember, the child you don't beat could be a rapist.


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