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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-11-2009, 09:04 PM
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Yes, Jesus would have said the same thing! Praise God!
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He might well have. Did He not call the Pharisees a "generation of vipers"?
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-11-2009, 09:06 PM
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Yes, Jesus would have said the same thing! Praise God!
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Are you mocking Him? If so, get on your knees and beg for forgivness, however with your sharp tongue, and slow wit, I'm sure you dont understand the idea of asking The Lord to forgive your sins, am I correct?
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-11-2009, 11:26 PM
I really appreciate the help so far (except the smut from heathen lurkers!). Anyway, Thyra Lumberg, called me today (she's too old to use a computer) and gave me an excellent idea. Thyra recommends that we require children to carry a crayon sharpener and administer corporal punishment (without mercy) to little demons who don't keep their crayons sharp! What do you folks think about that idea?
PS We have already banned Negro and Flesh colored crayons. Black crayons are allowed only when coloring wiccas, KJV Bibles, and prison bars (where most non-white folks belong).
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-11-2009, 11:35 PM
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I really appreciate the help so far (except the smut from heathen lurkers!). Anyway, Thyra Lumberg, called me today (she's too old to use a computer) and gave me an excellent idea. Thyra recommends that we require children to carry a crayon sharpener and administer corporal punishment (without mercy) to little demons who don't keep their crayons sharp! What do you folks think about that idea?
PS We have already banned Negro and Flesh colored crayons. Black crayons are allowed only when coloring wiccas, KJV Bibles, and prison bars (where most non-white folks belong).
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What will you do when they start to wonder why it needs to stay sharp? I'm sure that they never thought anything of the crayons.
But if you do that, they will eventually see the dull crayon for what it is; after thinking about it.
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-11-2009, 11:41 PM
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What will you do when they start to wonder why it needs to stay sharp? I'm sure that they never thought anything of the crayons.
But if you do that, they will eventually see the dull crayon for what it is; after thinking about it.
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I started thinking about your comment, then I noticed you are from Canada.
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 12:43 AM
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I started thinking about your comment, then I noticed you are from Canada.
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What does that have to do with my comment?
What if was born 1 metre away from the border of the US, would it make much a difference even though it's impossible to pinpoint the exact split?
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 01:30 AM
I like the really thick crayons.
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 01:33 AM
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What does that have to do with my comment?
What if was born 1 metre away from the border of the US, would it make much a difference even though it's impossible to pinpoint the exact split?
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Please refrain from using eurosexual metric curse words on HIS favorite forum!
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 01:46 AM
Check out the shaft on these crayons:
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For use with adult supervision, ONLY!
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 02:38 AM
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Check out the shaft on these crayons:
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Dear Lord! And did you notice the subtle hint? Honey Sticks = Honey Bucket = Anal Sex! These things are designed to make children more vulnerable to the homosexual life style.
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 02:57 AM
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Dear Lord! And did you notice the subtle hint? Honey Sticks = Honey Bucket = Anal Sex! These things are designed to make children more vulnerable to the homosexual life style.
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They're called honey sticks because they're made out of bee's wax: "a natural by product of honey production"
http://www.honeysticks.co.nz/
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 03:04 AM
I honestly can't see a penis when looking at a crayon.
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 03:07 AM
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I honestly can't see a penis when looking at a crayon.
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I can't see one either
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 03:14 AM
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I can't see one either
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Take it out first.
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 03:49 AM
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Take it out first.
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I made a diagram on MS Paint
I know it's not very good.
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 03:54 AM
The very top of the first one looks like something off the Taj Mahal....
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 04:01 AM
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I made a diagram on MS Paint
I know it's not very good.
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I don't think it's sinking in! The crayon is OK as long as it is new or sharp!!! The unsaved little heathens who don't sharpen their crayons are the problem. The child pictured below (although I'm glad he isn't mine) has a properly shaped crayon.
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 04:04 AM
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The very top of the first one looks like something off the Taj Mahal....
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I think it's because she's from Canada. I assume they have that extra icky part that might have gotten frost bitten as well (I shudder!).
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 04:56 AM
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I think it's because she's from Canada. I assume they have that extra icky part that might have gotten frost bitten as well (I shudder!).
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Re: Do Crayons Have to be Shaped Like a Penis? -
08-12-2009, 05:05 AM
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Canadia is going to HELL. Now the welcome wagon is a talking beaver!
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That's just a video of a beaver, it's not even real. There's no beaver welcoming people on a highway, especially not one talking.
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