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Caption contest #646 -
09-07-2022, 02:18 AM
Give it your best shot! I'll go first: Meet the UK's new Secretary of State for Health. Ba dam tish!
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09-07-2022, 02:50 AM
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09-07-2022, 04:17 AM
Who said lesbians aren't glamorous?
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09-07-2022, 04:26 AM
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Give it your best shot! I'll go first: Meet the UK's new Secretary of State for Health. Ba dam tish!
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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here and I am hoping that you are not being offended by my surprise. Yes, I am being baffled as the caption contests are all being about the old tale of the blind men and the elephant, yes, I am hoping that some of you have been reading it. It is the Chinese story were one of the men is touching the elephant's toenails and thinking that is is a shovel and another is feeling the belly and thinking that it is a low-flying blimp, yes.
This is the elephant that we are seeing, yes.
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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09-07-2022, 07:36 AM
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Re: Caption contest #646 -
09-07-2022, 04:16 PM
And rounding out the rest of the cabinet we have...
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09-07-2022, 06:15 PM
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09-08-2022, 01:50 AM
"You what, mate? Oi, feck off with that camera or I'll hook ya in the gabber, cheeky c*nt. I swear on me mum. Blimey!" - Minister for Chavs, Cockneys, and Gyppos.
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09-08-2022, 09:02 AM
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“Sorry, which century are we supposed to be in?”
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Re: Caption contest #646 -
09-08-2022, 02:50 PM
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“Sorry, which century are we supposed to be in?”
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A great question, Mitzi. Apparently the Queen has decided it's "a bit much" after anointing Her Royal Trussness and seeing the cast of 18th C. aristocrats boldly squabbling amongst eachother. Too much, too soon. Looks like Her Regal Majesty will be handing over Nuke Codes and Tea at Noon Responsibilities to His Majestic Highness, the Prince of Darkness Wales any moment now.
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Re: Caption contest #646 -
09-09-2022, 04:11 PM
Let's hope the reliable supply of eccentrics keeps up. England has been very consistent so far, in this respect. It would be a shame if wackadoodles had to be provided from somewhere else. Germany, for instance. English eccentrics are quite entertaining with the added bonus of actually doing things. Although I'm sure German eccentrics exist and can do things, it's the things they do sorts out the first water eccentric. Here's four nice ones, trying to create a good impression. Just say they'd come up with a teleport device. Which pair would rather see coalesce on your patio? The dancing men performing with jingles? Or whatever happens next with the other two, almost certainly demon possessed.
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Re: Caption contest #646 -
09-09-2022, 05:31 PM
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Let's hope the reliable supply of eccentrics keeps up. England has been very consistent so far, in this respect. It would be a shame if wackadoodles had to be provided from somewhere else. Germany, for instance. English eccentrics are quite entertaining with the added bonus of actually doing things. Although I'm sure German eccentrics exist and can do things, it's the things they do sorts out the first water eccentric. Here's four nice ones, trying to create a good impression. Just say they'd come up with a teleport device. Which pair would rather see coalesce on your patio? The dancing men performing with jingles? Or whatever happens next with the other two, almost certainly demon possessed.
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Yes English eccentrics are preferred. They take it so much more seriously - almost like they'll kill you to show how much fun they're having celebrating their heritage. Quite remarkable from a distance.
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