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05-05-2009, 06:35 PM
Wow! Look at all the nerds. They're almost as bad as the parade of Miley Cyrus fans that infested Landover.
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05-05-2009, 06:36 PM
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Supposbly it is all Ghjjf's fault. hes the one who made me play this game! burn him at the stake. honestly st*u u piffleing southener faggots. your all piffleing dirtbags with no lives but to comment on how much u love god. just st*u no one cares about ur sorry a**es. piffle all of u incest faggots and go piffle a sheep jeb.
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Anybody need more proof that Runescape turns children into foul-mouthed puppets of Satan? This child sounds just like the girl in the docu-drama The Excorcist.
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05-05-2009, 07:06 PM
I'm sure that not all of the runescape nerds are as vulgar as this one. They can't all be that stupid, can they?
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05-05-2009, 07:37 PM
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Anybody need more proof that Runescape turns children into foul-mouthed puppets of Satan? This child sounds just like the girl in the docu-drama The Excorcist.
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So true Jeb. You can almost see the child vomiting over their own room and wallowing in their own filith. The belief in magical, invisible people that Runescape encourages has no place in a Christian home.
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05-05-2009, 08:31 PM
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Why would Jesus be interested in anything with monetary value? Shouldn't accepting Jesus into your life and worshiping him be enough?
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05-05-2009, 08:46 PM
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Why would Jesus be interested in anything with monetary value? Shouldn't accepting Jesus into your life and worshiping him be enough?
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I've got an idea: let's read the Bible. Read this: Why do you keep asking for so much money?
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I wasn't aware that belittling others is how Jesus would want you to react to this situation, that isn't a very christian response.
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Please read Do you think we are unnecessarily harsh? and then explain how you know more about the Bible than we do. I would be very pleased tolearn something new about the Bible, I hope you're as learned as you claim to be (no I'm not holding my breath).
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05-05-2009, 09:23 PM
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I don't get it, first you tell me to read the bible and then link me to another thread on this forum, is that your version of the bible?
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It contains Biblical quotations, unlike anything you've been preaching.
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Again the two are completely irrelevant. What does you being harsh have to do with me knowing more than you.
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We are only as harsh as Jesus was. Jesus called the Jews a "Den of Vipers" among many other things, and He is very polite compared to the prophet Ezekiel, who uses the word "whore" more often than many rappers do.
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You know what, you're right I have better things to do than read the same piece of literature over and over, but I do have a pretty good grasp of the concepts of Christianity.
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Jesus is impolite. Deal with it. Don't tell us that you know more about bringing people to Jesus than Jesus does. Jesus is rude, He is attention-grabbing, charismatic, He shocks people, He wakes them up, makes them snap out it, and do what needs to be done to escape damnation.
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You don't even come NEAR to the words of the Bible. Quote me the Bible verse that says we're supposed to stand by in polite silence while people condem themselves to eternal torture in HELL, because getting them to snap out of it would be impolite.
Come on, I'm waiting.
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05-05-2009, 09:39 PM
I seek your guidance.
I am 18 years of age and i play runescape as a way of escaping the torment i face in life, my dog is dieing from cancer, and for me runescape is a way to forget about this.
i've always tryed to practise good christianity, i pray daily and i even generously donated but nothing has changed.
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05-05-2009, 09:42 PM
ok i feel bad, that previous post was sarcasm.
i understand you have good intentions jeb, but im very concerned about you.
your imagination is very active, the comments you made in referance to kids that are no more than 12 years old really do worry me.
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05-05-2009, 09:54 PM
Hey guys. Just wanted to chime in, Im sure you have all read my best selling book. America is athiest now, Your scary little real book doesnt scare america now.
IN AMERICA we are athiest
IN AMERICA we arent scared of bible bashing hippys
IN AMERICA we care not for Runescape
IN AMERICA we scarifice lambs and eat them for breakfast
Anyway, Harry Potter has more fact in it then the bible. So Enjoy your evolution guise. Natural Selection will naturally destroy the religious idiots sooner or later, and then science will take up helm and finish where it started before the christian dark ages began, you know, the whole century of absolutly no Human progress because of Religion? Yeah...
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05-05-2009, 10:58 PM
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Anybody need more proof that Runescape turns children into foul-mouthed puppets of Satan? This child sounds just like the girl in the docu-drama The Excorcist.
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Die in a fire you pretentious anal leakage loving bastard.
You and YOUR ways can suck Peter's dick.
I'm a promiscuous, weed smoking bitch, and I'll go to hell just to shove my form RIGHT up your ass.
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05-05-2009, 11:05 PM
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It contains Biblical quotations, unlike anything you've been preaching.
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Congratulations. You can find verses from a real novel and make them appear to be supporting your cause.
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We are only as harsh as Jesus was. Jesus called the Jews a "Den of Vipers" among many other things, and He is very polite compared to the prophet Ezekiel, who uses the word "whore" more often than many rappers do.
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It appears you think you can compare yourself to Jesus. Perhaps you are a Satanist, seeing as you are clearly in this for your own means.
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Jesus is impolite. Deal with it. Don't tell us that you know more about bringing people to Jesus than Jesus does. Jesus is rude, He is attention-grabbing, charismatic, He shocks people, He wakes them up, makes them snap out it, and do what needs to be done to escape damnation.
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I believe he was saying he knows more about bringing Jesus to the people than you do.
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You don't even come NEAR to the words of the Bible. Quote me the Bible verse that says we're supposed to stand by in polite silence while people condem themselves to eternal torture in HELL, because getting them to snap out of it would be impolite.
Come on, I'm waiting.
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You see, this is why Christianity is absolutely pathetic. It needs to scare people into believing their agenda(whether they truly believe it or not). Do you honestly think your religion would be very popular without this ideology you force on people of "you don't give usJesus money and you'll go to hell", "you don't attend church every Sunday you'll go to hell" and so on. Such a bullshit religion.
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Oh nice. The question is "What does 'Tithe' mean?" and you link the reader to a thread saying how much they should tithe.
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Where do payments of money go and what are they spent on?
The IRS says everything we do is charity. End of story.
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You appear to be avoiding the question. So I'll ask you. Where do the donations you receive go, and what are they used for? I actually wouldn't mind seeing a receipt, if you have a camera of scanner you can use.
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How can people afford to live if they give most of their income away?
God provides. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE GENEROSITY OF GOD!
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So if I give away all my money, all my belongings. And do not request help from anyone but god, I will get a long fine, correct? Yeah, you're full of shit.
God provides. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE GENEROSITY OF GODME!
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But I'm what if I'm poor?
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Refer to above.
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What happens if I don't have the money and never will?
Take out loans and apply for credit cards. The rapture will take you to heaven before you have to pay anything back. Just take a look at the news: disasters, wars, signs all over the place. Clearly we are living in the end times. Keep one credit card to buy food. Send the rest to LBC.
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You realize that if you have debt leftover when you die the collectors will take your belongings, correct? That way if you can leave your family homeless, with nothing but the clothes on their back.
Basically, in order for a donater to please you, they have to give up everything they own.
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Okay, I'll give all I have, but why do you have to be so pushy?
Because it's not your money in the first place, it belongs to God:
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Wait, so if you're demanding people give YOU money then aren't you referring to yourself as god?
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What happens if I don't tithe?
You are a criminal, and will be treated like one:
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You are a con-artist. You rob not only "god" but the people.
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05-05-2009, 11:44 PM
What underwhelming graphics - I need only to look at the illuminated Capitals in my KJV 1611 to see far more wondrous art work and all to the Glory of God!
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05-06-2009, 12:04 AM
The fact that you guys actually believe what you're saying is scary in and of itself. Witchcraft simulator? Are you living in the 1600's when witchhunts were performed? You can condemn us to hell all you want but at the end of the day it means nothing if nobody believes hell exists. Indeed, for hell to exist you must also believe heaven or something of the sort exists.
You also seem to forget that because some kids are addicted to this "witchcraft simulator" that they are actually staying out of trouble. But that didn't occur because you guys are too narrow minded to think outside the box, right?
Stop wasting your time on people that don't care what your opinions are and focus them on an issue where people might actually care/support you.. because honestly, you people just make yourselves look really bad in the eyes of the younger generations. People shun and avoid religion because of stuff like this. Who wants to hear a bunch of bible thumping fanatics preaching about the sins of a video game?
Maybe you haven't noticed but the world you live in is not the same as the one in which you grew up in. Morals have loosened. God does not strike fear into people. When you have all the horrible things all around you in newspapers, on the television, happening to your friends, neighbors, family, what harm is finding escape in a game? People can't find comfort in god because for many such a figure does not exist and/or people feel as if he has ignored them entirely.
And before you guys flip on me, I did go to church when I was younger. My family is Lutheran and I attended Sunday school and all that stuff that makes a little kid fall asleep and when I was older I attended a Baptist church and was baptized (again) but none of it caught on. My minister wanted me to form a relationship with god but as hard as I tried, I found nothing there. Living as an atheist isn't the easiest thing in the world and I can't say I'm an atheist by choice.. rather, I found the life of believing in a god unfulfilling and realized one day that the reason for it is because I never for a moment believed anything that they filled my head with when I was a small child. The stories are farfetched and hard to believe, even when you're a gullible kid.
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05-06-2009, 12:22 AM
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The fact that you guys actually believe what you're saying is scary in and of itself. Witchcraft simulator? Are you living in the 1600's when witchhunts were performed? You can condemn us to hell all you want but at the end of the day it means nothing if nobody believes hell exists. Indeed, for hell to exist you must also believe heaven or something of the sort exists.
You also seem to forget that because some kids are addicted to this "witchcraft simulator" that they are actually staying out of trouble. But that didn't occur because you guys are too narrow minded to think outside the box, right?
Stop wasting your time on people that don't care what your opinions are and focus them on an issue where people might actually care/support you.. because honestly, you people just make yourselves look really bad in the eyes of the younger generations. People shun and avoid religion because of stuff like this. Who wants to hear a bunch of bible thumping fanatics preaching about the sins of a video game?
Maybe you haven't noticed but the world you live in is not the same as the one in which you grew up in. Morals have loosened. God does not strike fear into people. When you have all the horrible things all around you in newspapers, on the television, happening to your friends, neighbors, family, what harm is finding escape in a game? People can't find comfort in god because for many such a figure does not exist and/or people feel as if he has ignored them entirely.
And before you guys flip on me, I did go to church when I was younger. My family is Lutheran and I attended Sunday school and all that stuff that makes a little kid fall asleep and when I was older I attended a Baptist church and was baptized (again) but none of it caught on. My minister wanted me to form a relationship with god but as hard as I tried, I found nothing there. Living as an atheist isn't the easiest thing in the world and I can't say I'm an atheist by choice.. rather, I found the life of believing in a god unfulfilling and realized one day that the reason for it is because I never for a moment believed anything that they filled my head with when I was a small child. The stories are farfetched and hard to believe, even when you're a gullible kid.
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Not bold text above. Note is it you who seems to care very much. Note how ironic that is.
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05-06-2009, 12:22 AM
Little girl, you may not believe in God, but He believes in you. Hell is chock full of surprised people like you.
Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.
You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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05-06-2009, 12:26 AM
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The fact that you guys actually believe [...] [Godlessness deleted] Just my half cent.
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You must have had a pretty poor Baptist Pastor. I bet he told you all fluffy-bunny things about Jesus loving everyone (which He doesn’t) and missed out the stoning to death, the slaughtering of the heathen, the disgusting goings on between men and women, human sacrifice and advice on cannibalism, which is sure to attract the attention of a young child and thus inculcate a fear of The Lord and His magnificence in you.
Once you can link this with an idea that obedience to God will then help you accept these awful things, you can appreciate His unbeatable offer of Eternal Life for your soul after your lifeless body’s journey to the grave.
I see it as a matter of presentation – when this is done properly, few refuse the warm blood of the Lamb of God.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-06-2009, 12:28 AM
Read the wise words of Pastor Ezekiel. There's no amount of "manna" or "leveling up your character" to keep you from satan's hot barbed tallywacker.
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05-06-2009, 12:48 AM
So what do you have to say about the woman that suffocated her child because god told her to do it? Is that worse than playing a witchcraft simulator? Is it ok for her to do that because her faith was placed in god and he told her that her child had to die?
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