[Jedediah]

Friends,

My heart was filled with gladness upon hearing that more of the LORD's statutes are being implemented as the law of the land in America.

In Wilmington, Delaware, the City Council passed a resolution declaring "sperm people" to be equal in the eyes of the government to their ex-utero counterparts.

Originally Posted by Res.12-022

WHEREAS, each "egg person" and each "sperm person" should be deemed equal in the eyes of the government and be subject to the same laws and regulations as any other dependent minor, and be protected against abuse, neglect, or abandonment by their parent or guardian; and

WHEREAS, laws should be enacted by all legislative bodies in the United States to promote equal representation, and should potentially include laws in defense of "personhood", forbidding every man from destroying his semen.

It's about damn time! Now, perhaps, the genocide can be brought to a close.

But it gets even better. An amendment was added to Oklahoma's Personhood bill further protecting the rights of unborn sperm babies.

Originally Posted by Amendment to Oklahoma senate bill 1433

; provided, however, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman's vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.

This important issue has been ignored by members of both parties for far too long now. What is somewhat confusing to me, though, is that these proposals are being put forward by the anti-God party - the Demoncrats. Is this just a coincidence, or is the LORD's Hand at work here, winning wayward souls for His Kingdom, changing hearts, and changing minds?

In any case, we should not look a gift horse in the mouth here. It is high time that seed murderers be brought to justice for their selfish crimes against humanity conducted all for the sake of their own libidinous gratification. Only intimacy with God can fulfill the deepest needs inside of us, after all.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

Friends,

My heart was filled with gladness upon hearing that more of the LORD's statutes are being implemented as the law of the land in America.

In Wilmington, Delaware, the City Council passed a resolution declaring "sperm people" to be equal in the eyes of the government to their ex-utero counterparts.



It's about damn time! Now, perhaps, the genocide can be brought to a close.

But it gets even better. An amendment was added to Oklahoma's Personhood bill further protecting the rights of unborn sperm babies.



This important issue has been ignored by members of both parties for far too long now. What is somewhat confusing to me, though, is that these proposals are being put forward by the anti-God party - the Demoncrats. Is this just a coincidence, or is the LORD's Hand at work here, winning wayward souls for His Kingdom, changing hearts, and changing minds?

In any case, we should not look a gift horse in the mouth here. It is high time that seed murderers be brought to justice for their selfish crimes against humanity conducted all for the sake of their own libidinous gratification. Only intimacy with God can fulfill the deepest needs inside of us, after all.

I smell a rat, a stinky, slimy LIEberal RAT! Don't ask me why, because I'm not really sure. I just know that when DEMONcrats do something that seems to make Biblical sense, they've ALWAYS got something up there sleeves.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

I smell a rat, a stinky, slimy LIEberal RAT! Don't ask me why, because I'm not really sure. I just know that when DEMONcrats do something that seems to make Biblical sense, they've ALWAYS got something up there sleeves.

I'm with you on this one Captain. No doubt they are going to try to give each sperm cell voting rights to ensure Obama wins the upcoming election, or they have a plan to tax them to pay off the national debt and spend more on welfare programs and new entitlements for sperm.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

I'm with you on this one Captain. No doubt they are going to try to give each sperm cell voting rights to ensure Obama wins the upcoming election, or they have a plan to tax them to pay off the national debt and spend more on welfare programs and new entitlements for sperm.

Do I even want to know how they'd count those votes?

[VictoryOS]

I was excited about this at first, but seeing the reaction from the men here makes me unsure. I'll wait until my Husband gets home so he can help me make my mind up.

Politics is such a confusing subject!

[SUV]

Does this apply to sperm whales, too? I don't like them very much

[The Lord's Sword]

I don't get it. All of these Demoncrats helping make God's law and secular law one and the same. Another example is a Demoncrat in Georgia wanting to make vasectomies illegal unless the to advert serious injury or death. Personally, I would have them leave out the "unless to advert serious injury or death" part out, as God doesn't want women to have abortions to save their own lives.

This is all very confusing to me. This blackbetty lezbo Demoncrat must have an ulterior motive.

Georgia is already on the forefront of saving the lives of unborn babies, dolling out prison sentences to women who have abortions after 20 weeks. I hope they will institute the death penalty for that offense in the near future! God would want that, as he shows us what he does in Genesis 38 to Onan for spilling his seed on the ground.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by The Lord's Sword

Georgia is already on the forefront of saving the lives of unborn babies, dolling out prison sentences to women who have abortions after 20 weeks.

Are they? And nobody called ME?

PS OH Black Betty, ram-a-lam!

Sickening

[Free Market Fred]

Obviously, the Democrats think that protecting sperm will help them win votes with the pro-life crowd. Very hypocritical, seeing how Democrats want to force Americans to have abortions.

However, I think the Republicans can do them one better. Every month, a woman of child-bearing age dumps a perfectly good egg unless she gets pregnant. Think about it - that's like getting an abortion every month! This genocide needs to be stopped. That's why Republicans need to push new legislation requiring that all fertile women get pregnant within a month after they've given birth. In other words, they should be producing a new baby every nine months.

The Duggar family should serve as an inspiration to all True Christians:



Women who don't comply with the new law should face fines and imprisonment. Only through such pro-family legislation can we protect America's precious freedoms and get Big Government off our backs.

[SUV]

I see one little budding atheist in the back that's not smiling with the rest. Rogue Child!

[Jedediah]

Originally Posted by Free Market Fred

Very hypocritical, seeing how Democrats want to force Americans to have abortions.

I think I now understand the Democrats' ulterior motives here. We all know that liberals love to have abortions. However, since more and more people are using birth control or "pulling out" before basting the woman's ovaries with millions of seed babies, the libs are running out of embryos to murder.

This is a cold calculation on the part of the libs. While they love to murder sperm people and egg people, this pales in comparison to their fetish for murdering fertilized embryos. By making it so that men may only ejaculate into cooters, they seek to drive up the number of abortions. This is all the more reason to remove judicial activists who legislate from the bench and replace them with Christian judges who will outlaw abortion as well.

Then we can have the best of both worlds - a world with no contraception, no ejaculation outside of a woman's cooter, and no abortions.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

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This is a cold calculation on the part of the libs. While they love to murder sperm people and egg people, this pales in comparison to their fetish for murdering fertilized embryos. By making it so that men may only ejaculate into cooters, they seek to drive up the number of abortions. This is all the more reason to remove judicial activists who legislate from the bench and replace them with Christian judges who will outlaw abortion as well.

Then we can have the best of both worlds - a world with no contraception, no ejaculation outside of a woman's cooter, and no abortions.

That's precisely what the LIEberals are afraid of, Brother Jedediah. That's why their backup plan has always been to turn us into a nation of sodomites – with everyone ejaculating into rectums. That solves the "contraception problem" (and they no longer have to support the sex lives of 30 year old Georgetown University law students with ObamaCare), and with the population shrinking their man made "global warming" myth gets addressed as well.