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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 08-04-2012, 05:37 PM

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Just what the doctors said. Modern day jesus
That was their diagnosis was it? People come round after a few minutes fooling casual observers all the time. It's not so remarkable. There's nothing in your story to compare with the wonder of Jesus's tomb being empty after three days. The very idea that Jesus could be compared to such a secular nonentity is ridiculous. Next you'll be saying a bunch of primitives didn't recognise that Jesus wasn't actually dead. Do you think we've never heard such nonsense before.



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Can I ask how long after you die you go to hell
Judgment Day. Read Revelation 20-22 and learn all about it.

The dead are unknowing until then (Ecclesiastes 9:5).

So-called "near death experiences" are not Biblical; therefore, they are either hallucinations due to hypoxia (the brain deprived of oxygen), or they are Satan playing tricks with people.


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That was their diagnosis was it? People come round after a few minutes fooling casual observers all the time. It's not so remarkable. There's nothing in your story to compare with the wonder of Jesus's tomb being empty after three days. The very idea that Jesus could be compared to such a secular nonentity is ridiculous. Next you'll be saying a bunch of primitives didn't recognise that Jesus wasn't actually dead. Do you think we've never heard such nonsense before.
Your heart stopping and being as good as dead then coming around is remarkable I even think your people would admit that. Could of being a miracle and you are saying it is fooling people ? Insulting gods miracles ha
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Your heart stopping and being as good as dead then coming around is remarkable I even think your people would admit that. Could of being a miracle and you are saying it is fooling people ? Insulting gods miracles ha
Whenever surgeons perform open-heart surgery, they stop the heart. Then they restart it.



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God doesn't have off days, numbnuts.

Although he does have days off.

Genesis 2:2
And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.


But I reckon He deserved it after creating everything, the earth, the firmament, man and woman, good and evil etc.

I must say I think He did a super job.

YIC

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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 08-06-2012, 08:17 PM

I am really confused with you lot on here...

You are all saying the son is a murderer etc killing the sperm, yet on another thread I have posted on, people are saying they happily kill animals for fun!!

What is the difference exactly?
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I am really confused with you lot on here...

You are all saying the son is a murderer etc killing the sperm, yet on another thread I have posted on, people are saying they happily kill animals for fun!!

What is the difference exactly?
You are unaware of the difference between sperm and animals?



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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 08-06-2012, 08:22 PM

Animals also have sperm lol maybe your son was wanking off the dog


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Animals also have sperm lol maybe your son was wanking off the dog
Until you prove that the animal's sperm has souls, I don't see what the problem is.


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You are unaware of the difference between sperm and animals?



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Well please explain as people here are talking about sperm like its a living animal!
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I am really confused with you lot on here...

You are all saying the son is a murderer etc killing the sperm, yet on another thread I have posted on, people are saying they happily kill animals for fun!!

What is the difference exactly?
Read the book of Genesis. Animals are for food and anything else we see fit to use them for (except sexual gratification) and the earth is our playground.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Well please explain as people here are talking about sperm like its a living animal!
Animal? Jedediah's son isn't a negro I presume?


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Well please explain as people here are talking about sperm like its a living animal!
Do you have nothing better to do than to come to our Christian forum, rip the scabs off my family's wounds, and rub salt into them? My murdered grandchildren were not animals - they were precious seed children, each and every one. Now they are in hell, along with miscarried babies and everyone else who never had a chance to accept Christ (Psalm 51:5). Unless you apologize to Jesus and me and accept Him as your personal LORD and Savior, you will answer for your hurtful and disrespectful back-sass on the Day of Judgment.

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But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 08-16-2012, 06:41 PM

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Do you have nothing better to do than to come to our Christian forum, rip the scabs off my family's wounds, and rub salt into them? My murdered grandchildren were not animals - they were precious seed children, each and every one. Now they are in hell, along with miscarried babies and everyone else who never had a chance to accept Christ (Psalm 51:5). Unless you apologize to Jesus and me and accept Him as your personal LORD and Savior, you will answer for your hurtful and disrespectful back-sass on the Day of Judgment.

Matthew 12:36-37
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
One can only imagine what you are going through. I can only compare your experience to that of the first Christian American soldiers who liberated Auswitch durring WWII. To see all that death and to know their torment is just beginning. At lest the queers, joos, and catlickers of Auswitch had the choice to find salvation before their lives were cut short. Your son never gave that chance to his sons and he needs to carry that knowledge with him for the rest of his life.

If I were a woman the thought of it would make me cry.


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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 08-17-2012, 06:33 AM

As a new Christian i wonder if the sperms during normal sex (that you have to make babies), does all the sperm that doesn't make it through also go to hell, since they technically are still non-Christian humans?

I also think that gay oral sex equals cannibalism.
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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 08-17-2012, 01:52 PM

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As a new Christian i wonder if the sperms during normal sex (that you have to make babies), does all the sperm that doesn't make it through also go to hell, since they technically are still non-Christian humans?
That depends. If they repent and choose Jesus they go to Heaven.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 08-25-2012, 08:45 AM

YOOOOO! piffle ME!

MY GIDDY FAKE GOD THEIR MUST HAVE BEEN A MASSACRE IN MY ROOM!

INFORM THE PIGS!

ILL START COLLECTING THE EVIDENCE,

SH*T. I JUST REALISED, THEIR MUST BE A SHIT LOAD OF THE STUFF ALL OVER THIS KEYBOARD!

NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 08-25-2012, 12:00 PM

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YOOOOO! piffle ME!

MY GIDDY FAKE GOD THEIR MUST HAVE BEEN A MASSACRE IN MY ROOM!

INFORM THE PIGS!

ILL START COLLECTING THE EVIDENCE,

SH*T. I JUST REALISED, THEIR MUST BE A SHIT LOAD OF THE STUFF ALL OVER THIS KEYBOARD!

NOOOOOOOOOO!
It seems to have become gummed up in your shift key, Bother.

Maybe if you got out of your mum's basement and into the fresh air you might meet a nice Christian lady and actually have real sex (after you are married to procreate, of course).

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 08-25-2012, 03:05 PM

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YOOOOO! piffle ME!

MY GIDDY FAKE GOD THEIR MUST HAVE BEEN A MASSACRE IN MY ROOM!

INFORM THE PIGS!

ILL START COLLECTING THE EVIDENCE,

SH*T. I JUST REALISED, THEIR MUST BE A SHIT LOAD OF THE STUFF ALL OVER THIS KEYBOARD!

NOOOOOOOOOO!
You must think "Shindler's List" was the funniest movie ever made you sick homo. We come to this thread to morn the loss of young life wich is now burning in Hell.


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