[Johny Joe Hold]

The more articles I read about the python snakes invading the State of Florida the stronger the message I receive that God really dislikes Governor Ron DeSatan. These snakes are a message DeSatan should drop out now. You can read about the explosion of pythons, first in the Everglades but now moving north.

God makes it clear in the Bible he sends snakes when people speak against Him as they did Moses. Snakes overrunning Florida has to mean the people of Florida, led by their Governor, have insulted God:

Then the Lord sent venomous snakes among them and many Israelites died. The people came to Moses and said, "We sinned when we spoke against you and the Lord." Numbers 21:6-7

During DeSatan's term as Governor the snakes got worse. Now that he has been reelected they are accelerating from south to north. It is reasonable to wonder what God intends for our entire country if DeSatan becomes President. Speaking for myself, I don't want any snakes near me. I don't want a President that causes our great country to be overrun with snakes.

Python invasion explodes out of the Everglades | WFLA

[Cranky Old Man]

Trump says Ron DeSantis, Ron DeSatan, Shutdown Ron, Ron DeSanctimonious or Meatball Ron would be at a Pizza Hut without his support.

Ron is ungrateful.

All he should do is thank God and thank Trump that he doesn't have to ask all customers what beverage they want with their pizza, instead of trying to steal Trump's presidency!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Trump says Ron DeSantis, Ron DeSatan, Shutdown Ron, Ron DeSanctimonious or Meatball Ron would be at a Pizza Hut without his support.

Ron is ungrateful.
All he should do is thank God and thank Trump that he doesn't have to ask all customers what beverage they want with their pizza, instead of trying to steal Trump's presidency!

You are right on the money, Brother Crank. Besides being ungrateful and opportunistic, I cannot think of another state that is overrun with snakes. Republicans need to remember he is a friend of Satan, not of True Christians™.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The more articles I read about the python snakes invading the State of Florida the stronger the message I receive that God really dislikes Governor Ron DeSatan.

During DeSatan's term as Governor the snakes got worse. Now that he has been reelected they are accelerating from south to north. It is reasonable to wonder what God intends for our entire country if DeSatan becomes President. Speaking for myself, I don't want any snakes near me. I don't want a President that causes our great country to be overrun with snakes.

Python invasion explodes out of the Everglades | WFLA

Oh, this is absolutely terrifying, dear Brother Mayor Hold; and, it is the TRUTH! You are correct in how the problem with these monstrous snakes has only gotten worse since Ron DeSnarkey has become so popular. Why, I see it as revenge from Almighty due to DeSnarkey challenging the true servant of the : our beloved President Donald J. Trump.

Now, if things do not settle down, and if DeSnarkey does not withdraw, then Florida can only expect worse retribution from . It won't be just the snakes that will take over, but other forms of wildlife will also join in. It won't be safe to live in Florida and, soon, all human population there will be greatly endangered because of all of this, as you shall see in the attached video clip. Oh, it's all just so frightening to think about. I'm just glad I don't live in Florida, because I know I would be sleeping with the lights on!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Ron DeSatan-is, DeSkankus, DeLoser needs to quit bitching and send the Florida National Guard to protect Mr. Trump from the federal police. Credible reporting on Truth Social suggests they are coming on Tuesday. Now is the time to show loyalty to your leader and master. Send in the guard, Mr. DeStankass.

[its_faith]

I think he looks like Shemp from the Stooges. The Stooges were Jews. Is Ron secretly Jewish?

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by its_faith

Is Ron secretly Jewish?

Yes.

[WWJDnow]

That would make him Ron DeSemite.

[MitzaLizalor]

The guy in the background seems apprehensive: it might be Ron deSamson.

[WWJDnow]

I agree with President Trump. If President Trump hadn't said yes when Ron DeSandwich came begging for his help, he wouldn't be Governor of Florida today, he'd be working at a pizza parlor. Which, I might add, is not a great job for someone with a degree from Harvard Law School.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The most wonderful thing President Trump did between 2016 and 2020 was to stand in front of a church holding up a Bible. There was the leader of the free world declaring his leadership came from Jesus. In Matthew 16:18 Jesus told Peter that upon the rock they were standing on they would build the Christian church. Donald Trump, holding up the Bible, is the descendant who now stands on that rock alone. Anyone who followed him needed to measure up to that standard.

Now this phony Christian from Florida, DeSantis, is challenging our favorite President for the Republican nomination. Republicans are noticing DeSantis is not quoting scripture. He is not doing what the media calls "God Talk."

For DeSantis to emerge as a leader in the Republican Party, he needs to pose for a picture in front of a church, preferably a Baptist church, holding up a Bible. On top of that, he should state publicly, with evidence, he is God's favorite candidate. If he cannot do this he should withdraw from the contest.

DeSantis' lack of God-talk signals a shift in Republican politics (religionnews.com)

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Jesus told Peter that upon the rock they were standing on they would build the Christian church. Donald Trump, holding up the Bible, is the descendant who now stands on that rock alone. Anyone who followed him needed to measure up to that standard.

Trump is descended from Peter the Apostle? Fascinating, I had no idea! Certainly, if Trump had been alive then instead of now, Jesus would've picked him to be his right hand. But Lil Ronny? The greasy little wop Florida Manlet? I don't think so. He'd probably call him "Saint" Peter, damned Papist. We've already got one Cathlick asshole destroying this country, we don't need a second one. Vote Trump '24!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The most wonderful thing President Trump did between 2016 and 2020 was to stand in front of a church holding up a Bible. There was the leader of the free world declaring his leadership came from Jesus. In Matthew 16:18 Jesus told Peter that upon the rock they were standing on they would build the Christian church. Donald Trump, holding up the Bible, is the descendant who now stands on that rock alone. Anyone who followed him needed to measure up to that standard.

Now this phony Christian from Florida, DeSantis, is challenging our favorite President for the Republican nomination. Republicans are noticing DeSantis is not quoting scripture. He is not doing what the media calls "God Talk."

For DeSantis to emerge as a leader in the Republican Party, he needs to pose for a picture in front of a church, preferably a Baptist church, holding up a Bible. On top of that, he should state publicly, with evidence, he is God's favorite candidate. If he cannot do this he should withdraw from the contest.

DeSantis' lack of God-talk signals a shift in Republican politics (religionnews.com)

I may be wrong (although it's highly unlikely), dear Brother Mayor Hold, but I don't think we shall ever see the day when Ron DeSerpent will ever hold a in front of a Baptist church. He's far too busy trying to please the Jew people!

[WWJDnow]

I don't get it. Ron DeSh!thole's campaign has floundered so badly so far that, if he had any decency whatsoever, he would have pulled the plug already. President Trump is going to tear that loser a new one after the official campaign announcement.

It's on, Ron, it is on!

[Dennis Lukes]

It's all over for Meatball Ron. He had his Howard Dean moment. Don't bother filing with the FEC, you're done.

This is also further evidence proving the hypothesis that Sicilians have African blood.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Isabella White

He's far too busy trying to please the Jew people!

DeSanMeatballTis shouldn't be allowed to mix State and Religion like that. I guess it's OK if it's the Jews but if he tries that stunt with the Muslims there'll be riots.

[WWJDnow]

Did anyone catch Ron DeCeiver's presidential campaign announcement? The answer is no. And I don't mean just us at Landover, I mean literally nobody saw it because he announced on Twitter Spaces, a nonfunctioning Interwebs something or other, next to serial loser Elon Musk and some Jew billionaire. Seriously, this was a bigger bomb than a SpaceX launch.

Not to mention the "candidate" got snot all over some old guy when he shook the man's hand. At least I hope it was just snot. You never know where Ron DeSmegma's hand has been.

Donald Trump is going to chew this guy up and spit him out by Independence Day. Heck, even that negro senator is going to get more votes, and that boy is a real nutjob.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Did anyone catch Ron DeCeiver's presidential campaign announcement? The answer is no. And I don't mean just us at Landover, I mean literally nobody saw it because he announced on Twitter Spaces, a nonfunctioning Interwebs something or other, next to serial loser Elon Musk and some Jew billionaire. Seriously, this was a bigger bomb than a SpaceX launch.

This DeSootis cannot compete with President Donald Trump. When Jesus announced he was to be God's representative on earth, He made a theatrical entrance. He appeared from 40 days of fasting and talking to God and was baptized. It was quite dramatic. The message was, "I have arrived."

When Donald Trump made his first announcement for 2016 he came down the elevator in Trump Towers as if descending from the heavens. Again, it was "I have arrived."

With Ron Disassembled, however, it was, "I'm trying to get this thing to work. Give me a break."

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Meatball DeSandwich has basically announced he's not ready to be the main course. However - depending on if he can stop pandering to liberals with soft-on-woke policies - I could see him as a No. 2. A Karmala Harris to Trump's Joe Biden, if you will.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

This is also further evidence proving the hypothesis that Sicilians have African blood.

But wait, does that mean that Sicilians have the Curse of Ham too?


Because, many Sicilians works as housemaids, you know.