[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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[Social Construct]

None of those house have enough flagpoles to comply with the future anti-flag-desecration amendment, which bans the desecration of social justice flags by burning them or committing erasure by not flying them.

I would count the correct number of flagpoles, but since it's not my job to teach you anti-racist math, so I'll just provide a picture of the flags required:

[handmaiden]

Will Trump be adding onto the White House? It makes sense since he will be passing on the presidency to Ivanka in 2024.*

The family will need space for its many members and supporters. Barron alone is used to having his own floor.




* Don't worry--Daddy will be there** in an advisory capacity and Jared will be her VP.


** Hence the need for more space. One cannot expect a former president like Trump to go live and advise in an ordinary residence.



Oops! Sorry for interrupting myself--but I just discovered something that I know The Lord would want me to share.


Yes, it is a little off topic because it can't be seen from a curb (You know how my mind wanders.) but this is the True Christian™ bedroom of any True Christian's™ dreams!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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[handmaiden]

No way, Padre! It's one thing to feature an image that shows the beauty of Christ and His Blood Sacrifice, but those saint statues are pure, pagan idolatry.

And the room in the picture that I posted is only for married Christians. A single gal like me--or an unmarried potential pervert like you--can make do with something a little more spare.





Lavish living is only for those whose day-to-day hard work directly represents The Lord. People like our own Pastor Zeke, for example, and not your full-of-himself Pope.


Pastor Zeke lives in a nice home because it is important for people to see what sort of mansions await them when Jesus takes us to heaven.

[Isabella White]

Dear Mr. Rovagnati: It appears that you have made a very serious mistake with your posting. I've taken the liberty of correcting it for you, in the manner that has the -given approval of the . You're welcome.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT:

[handmaiden]

Thank you, Sister Isabella, for adding your spiritual authority to my admonishment of that impudent priest.

Not only are those statues and images absolute idolatry, but they are in very poor taste.


Now this is a nice touch for a True Christian™ home. The leopard print is very stylish.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Thank you, Sister Isabella, for adding your spiritual authority to my admonishment of that impudent priest.

Not only are those statues and images absolute idolatry, but they are in very poor taste.

Now this is a nice touch for a True Christian™ home. The leopard print is very stylish.

Why, thank you so kindly, dear Sister Handmaiden. Goodness, I simply could not let become cluttered with that Cathyolick idolatry that was left by Mr. Rovagnati. And, I do thank you for posting that appropriate bit of home decorating. It's caused me to shed a tear, as I am reminded of the blessed assurance of our beloved .

Revelation 5:5 "And one of the elders saith unto me, Weep not: behold, the Lion of the tribe of Judah, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof."

[handmaiden]

This has to be on the list of "Don'ts".

Quiet frankly, it is an offense to the eye. Not only that, but the accompanying verbage (I didn't read it closely because I was so offended.) mentioned some sort of science connection. Just what we don't need invading our homes and our home exteriors.





Frankly, I am particularly suspicious of those daisy motifs on the pavement.

This house has some merit--it reminds me of Jesus' Tomb--from which He rose--so admittedly, it may not have a comfortable interior.