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Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-12-2010, 06:16 PM
An important reminder when it comes to tithing a MINIMUM of 10% - that's a MINIMUM of 10% from your GROSS income, NOT your NET. Don't jew Jesus, He KNOWS when He's being gypped!
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-12-2010, 06:19 PM
Amen sister.
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Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 12:26 AM
Skimping on your tithe is thievery plain and simple.
If elected Sheriff, I will see to it that anybody found skimping on tithe will be subject to prosecution the same way an common criminal would be.
Except that you will prosecuted to a fuller extent of the law as you are not just robbing your fellow man, you are robbing God.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 01:12 AM
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Haggai 2:8 The silver is mine, and the gold is mine, saith the LORD of hosts.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 05:46 AM
I had to shake down Little Old Lady Wilson at Church today so she would put more money in the tithe box.
She is one of the cheapest broads I know. Sure, her husband died last year and left her a heap of medical bills, but that doesn't mean she can cheat JESUS. Sheesh, she's so cheap you'd think she was a joo.
I made her cry, but she finally gave an extra $20 for the tithe box.
I'm sure JESUS is very proud of me for doing that for HIM.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
I had to shake down Little Old Lady Wilson at Church today so she would put more money in the tithe box.
She is one of the cheapest broads I know.
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Isn't she the lady with all the gold fillings?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 06:08 AM
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Isn't she the lady with all the gold fillings?
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Why, she sure is Brother. You have a good memory.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-13-2010, 06:15 AM
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Why, she sure is Brother. You have a good memory.
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Hard to forget, Sister. When she smiled, for a moment I was blinded by the glare! Thought you'd let a rapper in, wearing his "grill".
At her age, I bet she'd do better with a nice set of dentures.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
09-14-2010, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
I had to shake down Little Old Lady Wilson at Church today so she would put more money in the tithe box.
She is one of the cheapest broads I know. Sure, her husband died last year and left her a heap of medical bills, but that doesn't mean she can cheat JESUS. Sheesh, she's so cheap you'd think she was a joo.
I made her cry, but she finally gave an extra $20 for the tithe box.
I'm sure JESUS is very proud of me for doing that for HIM. 
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I'm sure proud of you, sister.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-26-2011, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
An important reminder when it comes to tithing a MINIMUM of 10% - that's a MINIMUM of 10% from your GROSS income, NOT your NET. Don't jew Jesus, He KNOWS when He's being gypped!
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I would like to bump this thread forward since tithing has been on my mind since February.
Thank you for bringing this very important subject to light! AMEN, in Jesus' Name.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 05:36 AM
And please remember, if you're poor, Jesus expects you to tithe everything you own.
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Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 11:45 AM
Is the 10% total net or just reported net?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 11:56 AM
Dear Brother,
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Is the 10% total net or just reported net?
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Gross. I understand this can seem complicated. If it makes it easier, you can arrange for direct deposit of your paycheck to the Church. We can then apply the tithe and remit the balance to you.
 Don't mention it!
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 02:04 PM
Sorry for the mis-type. I meant....
Is the 10% total gross or just reported gross?
BAB, I already have myself on a monthly auto wire transfer, set up by Miss Cookie back in the Church office.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Sorry for the mis-type. I meant....
Is the 10% total gross or just reported gross?
BAB, I already have myself on a monthly auto wire transfer, set up by Miss Cookie back in the Church office.
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Brother James I handle my tithe in this manor.
I tithe 10% of my gross reported personal income monthly.
I then tithe 10% net of my Corporations earning . Both are charitable write offs. The Corp. donation this year allowed to to tell my 35,000 plus employees that the Dewitt Corp could not make any contributions in matching funds to their 401k retirement plans and also that no pay raises would be given out. Its a win win for Jesus, , myself and Dewitt corp.
PS The matching funds for 401k and pay raises will not be affected for board members.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 02:28 PM
I thought reported gross was the right number to use.
I am using an Unted Way trick and require every employee to contribute 25% of their net paycheck. I simply do not have the heart to hit them on the gross. IThe Hutchins Plantation however, takes the write off on this.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-27-2011, 06:00 PM
Don't forget to save all your tithing receipts, because it's tax deductible! Do not allow the greedy IRS thugs to fund the Obama Assault on America and Big Government largesse by forgetting your tithing deductions!
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
03-28-2011, 06:17 AM
Now, I just want to clarify something, that's %10 of gross to the church, and only the church, any other donations to other Godly ministries or missionaries and the like are good, necessary even, but that's above and beyond the money that funds the work of Jesus' salvation directly in your life. That's how I've always done it, anyway, I could be wrong, but it seems to me all the money I get comes from God, belongs to God, and I'm really just holding on to it until He needs it. God provided for the Prophets and the Apostles, He provides for the bird and the animals, pretty sure He's not going to abandon any true, God-fearing Christian.
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Re: Tithing Reminder: DON'T JEW JESUS! -
05-06-2011, 08:48 PM
Would not waste my money on the church,The church never use it for the good of men but rather on their own materialistic things.for the "DON'T JEW JESUS!" statement,NEWS FLASH>>>JESUS WAS A JEW!!!!
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