[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by kylinn0307

I didn't intend to, my apologies. I just thought it wasn't right to say that about the Lord if the age of Jesus is debatable. I guess I got off track of what I was trying to say. Would you be able to forgive me?

There is no debate. The Holy Bible is right, and those who disagree are wrong. What's so difficult about that concept?


You'll have to wait for Mrs. Rogers to forgive you. I'll reserve my own forgiveness to see if you deserve it or not (Matthew 7:6).

[FunGod]

Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by FukGod

Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses

Good day to you, potential-child-of-God!


Please make a post for yourself in the Introduction Sub-Forum. There you can create your own thread, and go on at length as to why you just aren't sure yet whether you can trust Jesus with your tender heart. (You can.)


It will be such a joy to get to know you and share the Love of the Lord with you.


Acceptingly Yours,
Handmaiden


P.S. You can relax now, little one. The healing begins.

[Roland]

Originally Posted by FukGod

Hello, just to get straight to the point, there is no piffleing god, stop believing that there is one and stop trying to think that when you die some guy in a white beard will send you to a magical place. get real you dumbasses

Hello FukGod,

This must be one of the least polite introductions ever. What are you trying to accomplish by merely showing up and insulting people? And why would you do such a thing in the first place?

[lordlover6]

thank you, jesus couldnt have been 30 to do everything he could he has to be at least 50, exactly what my priest showed my when i was 8 using special toys!

[Shenanigans Brown]

I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Sheniqua Brown

I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?

Dear Shenanigans, why on earth would any True Christian™ want to associate with an organization which name implies close encounters with, you know, people of lesser races?

We congregate in places that are white clean, and try to purge folks of lesser races from mingling with us - just like this Godly woman:

Woman blocks a black man from entering his own apartment

ST. LOUIS, MO, (KMOV/CNN) - D’Arreion Toles was returning home from a late night at the office when a tenant who lived on the third floor of Elder Shirt Lofts in St. Louis, MO, created a roadblock.
“Please move, ma’am,” Toles told the woman blocking his entrance to the building.
“Do you live here,” the woman said in response, even though Toles had already told her he lived in the building.
In cellphone video he recorded, Toles showed a key fob, moved past the woman and took an elevator to the fourth floor.
The woman followed.
“Did this really just happen to me? It did happen to me. I’m really taken away, at the moment,” Toles said in reflection of the incident.
His video shows the woman standing outside his door after he uses his key to enter his downtown loft.
“Have a good night, ma’am. Don’t ever do that again. You look pretty stupid,” Toles told the woman. “And my name is Mr. Toles.”

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Sheniqua Brown

I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?

I thank Jesus every day for blessing us with Mayor Hold who works tirelessly to protect us citizens of Freehold from unions. It's one of the most comforting things one finds on the sign that greets them as they enter the city - hours of church service, homeschool group meetings, and no freeloading unions allowed!


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[Dana723]

Originally Posted by Sheniqua Brown

I agree good brethren, are you also apart of the Black Bible Union?

He might be a part of it, or he could be apart of it.



I love black Bibles. They are so beautiful, especially when the edges of the pages trimmed and gold, and it has a beautiful gold cross on the cover.

[PrincessAmerica2004]

Thank you! I was hoping someone would say the true and honest version of the verse, not some blasphemous falsehood.

[Mary Etheldreda]

My dear, you'll find that here at Landover Baptist Church, we follow the Holy Word of God (King James Version of course), without apology and without reservation. We don't sugarcoat or gloss over any of the less popular bits either. It's all for our spiritual edification, even apparently the specific measurements of Noah's Ark.

[Steve66]

Originally Posted by Pastor Rune Enoe

Brethren and Sistern

One thing that really sickens me is when FALSE Christians are portraying their hippy-dippy flower-power Jesus. They always paint him as a young boy in his thirties!

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Obviously this is pure rot. There's no way such a young snot - 30 years of age - could speak with the authority of a master and pastor. You might argue that Jesus is God - sure, but God is eternal and far more than 30 years old, so that's rather irrelevant, isn't it?

So how old was Jesus? He gives us an answer in the fourth gospel:

John 2:18 Then answered the Jews and said unto him, What sign shewest thou unto us, seeing that thou doest these things?
John 2:19 Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
John 2:20 Then said the Jews, Forty and six years was this temple in building, and wilt thou rear it up in three days?
John 2:21 But he spake of the temple of his body.
John 2:22 When therefore he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said this unto them; and they believed the scripture, and the word which Jesus had said.

We're all aware that our body is a temple of God (1 Peter 2:5, 1 Corinthians 3:16-17, 1 Corinthians 6:19, 2 Corinthians 6:16, Ephesians 2:21-22) - but here we have Jesus comparing His own body to a specific temple - one that it had taken 46 years to build, and which He would resurrect in 3 days.

It is written (John 2:22) that when "he was risen from the dead, his disciples remembered that he had said " about the 3-days resurrection, but everybody conveniently forgot about the 46 years - including the kiddie-diddlers in the Vatican.

There's a message here to all angst-ridden pizza-faced teenage know-it-alls who pester this HOLY board. And the message is that life starts at forty, and till you reach maturity, it would behoove you to listen to your betters and stop flaunting your ignorance.

Hello!
Thank you for sharing this knowledge. I've long wondered why 46 will be the new majority age when Biblical Law is reinstated in America. No one should drive until they are 46[Pornographic link removed] but I could see not drinking until that age. However, this looked a bit much. Before now.