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Default REVELATION 4:6-8 GOD's personal protection squad! - 04-05-2011, 01:47 PM

Amazingly enough there are still a few people left who are not convinced of God's existence! I have decided to fix that. The Holy Bible contains irrefutable and indisputable proof of God's existence. By showing this those last few atheists will no doubt become God fearing Christians!

Today I will use Revelation 4:6-8 to save many atheists from Eternal Hellfire! It gives a clear description of God's throne. I for one, cannot wait to go to Heaven and be allowed to see it for real!

"And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal:" Instead of some boring soul crushing IKEA crap, God uses a transparent throne. This is no doubt to allow us to see Him instead of getting our view blocked by limp Swedish wood.

"and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind. And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle." Just imagine, four of the most impressive creatures in existence. One on each corner of God's throne!

"And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within:" For those who lack imagination, this is a model of what God's personal protection squad looks like. No one can look at this and still deny His existence!


"and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, LORD God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come." They never ever sleep and all they do is praise God 24/7 for all eternity. Just imagine being there! Just imagine having nothing else to do but praising God constantly for all eternity! Never having to waste another second on sex, television, food or liquor! Much better than having to listen to Justin Bieber raping your ears with his "singing"! This is what Heaven will be like for all of us who are Saved®! Eternal never ending happiness of praising God over and over and over again! Forever!

I am certain a lot of atheists will now kneel and bow down their heads in shame and start sucking up to Jesus Christ for forgiveness. I am glad I could help them!


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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