[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by revrggreen

Friends,

Remember, sex is for making babies, not for your enjoyment!

If God didn't want us to enjoy sex, She wouldn't have made it so pleasurable.

[Higher Love]

Not being funny but if your lady isnt having an orgasm them surely your just not good at sex, prehaps you need a penis enlargement. Although its how you use it, not how big it is, a bigger penis does give you an advantage.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone

If God didn't want us to enjoy sex, She wouldn't have made it so pleasurable.

Originally Posted by Higher Love

Not being funny but if your lady isnt having an orgasm them surely your just not good at sex, prehaps you need a penis enlargement. Although its how you use it, not how big it is, a bigger penis does give you an advantage.

Sex is for making babies. The fact that it works is enough to understand. Despite your crude protests, Christians are just as capable at reproducing as anybody.

[Higher Love]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Sex is for making babies. The fact that it works is enough to understand. Despite your crude protests, Christians are just as capable at reproducing as anybody.

or you just cant pleasure a woman like a real man

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Higher Love

or you just cant pleasure a woman like a real man

We don't want our women to be like real men, we want them to be women. What's so hard to understand about this concept?

[Higher Love]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

We don't want our women to be like real men, we want them to be women. What's so hard to understand about this concept?

oh my god cant you read
i suggest you read what i said again SLOWLY to make sure you understand in plain ENGLISH what i meant

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Higher Love

oh my god cant you read
i suggest you read what i said again SLOWLY to make sure you understand in plain ENGLISH what i meant

No, I think the problem here is your inability to construct a clear sentence. For example, why do you find it so difficult to capitalize, but pointless indentations come so easily for you?

[Higher Love]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

No, I think the problem here is your inability to construct a clear sentence. For example, why do you find it so difficult to capitalize, but pointless indentations come so easily for you?

maybe i like indentions, just like you like a trckload of fries a day

[revrggreen]

Originally Posted by Higher Love

Not being funny but if your lady isnt having an orgasm them surely your just not good at sex

Not GOOD at sex? Son, I am GREAT at sex, and I have 4 healthy children to prove it!

As I stated before, sex is for making babies, NOT ENJOYMENT! Making a baby should only take 5 minutes or so, and most of that includes prayer, turning off the lights, disrobing, climbing into bed, and further prayer. Remember sex is very painful for women, so we do not wish to have our wives suffer.

The 'act' of sex itself should be over in under a minute. That's all it takes to insert your manhood, edjaculate, and then withdraw. That's all it takes to make a baby. Men who spend longer than that having 'sex' are perverts!

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Higher Love

maybe i like indentions, just like you like a trckload of fries a day

How dare you make a comment like that! Yes, I may be a few pounds overweight. But I assure you it is 99% because of my diabetic condition. I adhere to a strict diet set up by my doctor, and I promise you a "trckload" of fries is not included in that diet. Here I am, having finally worked up the courage to post my picture online to share with my friends and make my posts seem more personal by putting a face to them, and you have the nerve to put me down for my appearance? I may have to have my left leg removed due to complications involving my condition. I'm just giving you a heads up on that so you can prepare some witty material ahead of time.

Unsaved scum.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Sister Victory you are beautiful to us and to JESUS.

That is all that matters.

[VictoryOS]

Thank you Sister Thumper. Your kind words really do mean a lot to me.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by revrggreen

Remember sex is very painful for women,

Not if it's done right.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone

Not if it's done right.

Shoo Demon!

That was so filthy, I had to throw up a little through my nose.

[revrggreen]

Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone

Not if it's done right.

I have heard tales that some secular women think unpure thoughts, and get 'wet' before sex. I also heard that this makes their vaginal stinks like rotten fish. To me this is disgusting!

It sounds as though UnGoldy women either urinate themselves, or have some sort of perverted discharge, to make the sex-act less painful, so they can continue their perversity for longer. No Godly woman should be 'wet' during sex. Your wife should be completely dry during sex, and sex SHOULD hurt. It will prepare them for the pain they are to expect in child-birth. If my wife had ever been 'wet' down there when we made our children, she would have been beaten, and would have deserved it.

[Dancing With Myself]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

I prefer to think of it as: If a woman is not having orgasms, it's to her husband's credit.

Coming from a man with experience.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by snottyduck

Friends, are we here to find Jesus or to constantly change my nickname??

What do you think?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by snottyduck

My thoughts exactly, because they fail at it they complain it's all the fault of the women, of course it's not, if you are open with your wife/girlfriend then you can give her much pleasure, if you don't I wouldn't be surprised if she traded you in for another men.

Well first off, the "female orgasm" has found no useful purpose. Secondly, women don't give men an orgasm so why should men give women one?

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Originally Posted by Maggoty Old Crone

Not if it's done right.

Done correctly: hard thrusting under the sheets with three ply of flannel night gowns and the lights out.

When she says, "Oh Lordy, can you stop, just get it out!" Then you know the seed has been sown for another of Christ's warriors.

If both parties are red and raw by the experience, then this is all for the greater good as this will act as deterrent for wanton fornication.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Herr_Doktor Phd.

Done correctly: hard thrusting under the sheets with three ply of flannel night gowns and the lights out.

When she says, "Oh Lordy, can you stop, just get it out!" Then you know the seed has been sown for another of Christ's warriors.

If both parties are red and raw by the experience, then this is all for the greater good as this will act as deterrent for wanton fornication.

Done correctly, it's enjoyed by both parties - sometimes ending with simultaneous orgasms.