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When Southwest Airlines Shut Down, Where were its Homer Pilots -
01-01-2023, 12:56 AM
The entire meltdown of Southwest Airlines in the U.S. this week was very suspicious. The company said it did not know exactly where its pilots were and how to get them to the airplanes that needed to fly.
I looked up that airline on the LGBT Pilots Association. Sure enough, Southwest Airlines is one of its sponsors. I think its pilots were frolicking at homer bars and left the flying public waiting at airports.
If Southwest wants to have a future, it needs to hire white male pilots with female wives. And, they must be Baptists.
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: When Southwest Airlines Shut Down, Where were its Homer Pilots -
01-02-2023, 02:59 AM
Homos should feel right at home in the cockpit. But Southwest can't have a gay pilot and a gay copilot at the same time on a flight, because then they'd be flying United.
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Re: When Southwest Airlines Shut Down, Where were its Homer Pilots -
01-02-2023, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Homos should feel right at home in the cockpit. But Southwest can't have a gay pilot and a gay copilot at the same time on a flight, because then they'd be flying United.
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Well there can't be a gay and a straight man in the cockpit either; the fag would forcibly sodomize the normal guy. Putting a girl co-pilot in with the queer would avert this risk, but she'd probably crash the plane or something, or at least irritate the passengers in first class with their catty gossip about the which stewardesses are the sluttiest. Those aeroplanes take flight and stay aloft through the miraculous power of God. I would never feel comfortable in one without straight white male CHRISTIAN pilots strong enough in their faith that God won't drop the plane.
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Re: When Southwest Airlines Shut Down, Where were its Homer Pilots -
01-02-2023, 08:33 AM
Happily we don't need to worry about two Christian pilots being raptured at the same time while we're passengers.
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Re: When Southwest Airlines Shut Down, Where were its Homer Pilots -
01-02-2023, 10:14 PM
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Happily we don't need to worry about two Christian pilots being raptured at the same time while we're passengers.
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Well, we don't, because we'll be raptured along with the pilots. But the Unsaved Trash passengers will crash and burn both literally and metaphorically.
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Re: When Southwest Airlines Shut Down, Where were its Homer Pilots -
01-03-2023, 03:08 AM
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Well, we don't, because we'll be raptured along with the pilots...
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But, just in case you aren't quite saved enough to be raptured, wouldn't it be prudent to fly with at least one non-Christian pilot?
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Re: When Southwest Airlines Shut Down, Where were its Homer Pilots -
01-03-2023, 03:40 AM
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But, just in case you aren't quite saved enough to be raptured, wouldn't it be prudent to fly with at least one non-Christian pilot?
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You're either saved or damned, it's not a sliding scale. Do you accept Christ as your savior, or do you embrace the Devil? Didymus, I implore you to accept Jesus before you get onto a plane. I know it must be nerve wracking for you, knowing that at any time the pilots could be raptured away by Jesus, causing the plane to crash and explode. You wouldn't have to deal with that anxiety, with the knowledge that you're going to burn in Hell, if you just accepted Jesus already. Come on. Waiting to do it on your deathbed is a very dangerous gamble in today's dangerous world my friend.
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Re: When Southwest Airlines Shut Down, Where were its Homer Pilots -
01-03-2023, 03:54 AM
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But, just in case you aren't quite saved enough to be raptured, wouldn't it be prudent to fly with at least one non-Christian pilot?
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You are thinking God will guide your airplane to a safe landing because the pilot is an atheist?? It's time for you to come to Jesus, Mr. Much, so He can introduce some logic to your brain.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: When Southwest Airlines Shut Down, Where were its Homer Pilots -
01-03-2023, 06:21 AM
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But, just in case you aren't quite saved enough to be raptured, wouldn't it be prudent to fly with at least one non-Christian pilot?
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I am as Saved® as I'm ever going to be, Mr. Much.
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Scripture for Didymus Much -
01-03-2023, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
You are thinking God will guide your airplane to a safe landing because the pilot is an atheist?? It's time for you to come to Jesus, Mr. Much, so He can introduce some logic to your brain.
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After everyone who's eligible has been raptured, what restraining influence will there be to prevent atheistic pilots crashing the thing for a laugh? They could put the plane into a stall and, while it's stationary, jump out the window with a parachute. By linking their mobile devices to the cabin cameras, they could watch the faces of their passengers and enjoy the despair.
It's a bit like being diseased and praying to the wrong "god" for healing. Jesus is right there, longing to heal your loved one but you started off, “O Sredni Vashtar hear my prayer…” BANG! Right there! Your loved one suffers for a year or two then rots in agony from gangrene. Jesus must be so disappointed. Satan thinks it's great, just like those atheist pilots.
II Thessalonians 2:7-10 For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way. And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, and with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
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