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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-24-2009, 12:57 AM

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"There appeared in these our days a man, of the Jewish Nation, of great virtue, named Yeshua[Jesus], who is yet living among us, and of the Gentiles is accepted for a Prophet of truth, but His own disciples call Him the Son of God- He raiseth the dead and cureth all manner of diseases. A man of stature somewhat tall, and comely, with very reverent countenance, such as the beholders may both love and fear, his hair of (the colour of) the chestnut, full ripe, plain to His ears, whence downwards it is more orient and curling and wavering about His shoulders. In the midst of His head is a seam or partition in His hair, after the manner of the Nazarenes. His forehead plain and very delicate; His face without spot or wrinkle, beautified with a lovely red; His nose and mouth so formed as nothing can be reprehended; His beard thickish, in colour like His hair, not very long, but forked; His look innocent and mature; His eyes grey, clear, and quick- In reproving hypocrisy He is terrible; in admonishing, courteous and fair spoken; pleasant in conversation, mixed with gravity. It cannot be remembered that any have seen Him Laugh, but many have seen Him Weep. In proportion of body, most excellent; His hands and arms delicate to behold. In speaking, very temperate, modest, and wise. A man, for His singular beauty, surpassing the children of men"

chestnut hair sure is getting lighter if you're referring to it as blonde.
You took the quote above from http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...p/t-20800.html which is entitled “The Description of Publius Lentullus”
Searching for this authoritative sage, we come to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publius_Lentulus
And we read “Publius Lentulus is a authentic person, said to have been Governor of Judea before Pontius, and to have written a letter to the Roman Senate, concerning Jesus.”

As far as your research goes, I award you 10/10 for being an idiot and believing anything put before you.


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-30-2009, 02:40 PM

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Besides, saying the French are a bunch of queers isn't racist. It's an accurate observation.

x2, I was just going through some examples lol.


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Searching for this authoritative sage, we come to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publius_Lentulus
And we read “Publius Lentulus is a authentic person, said to have been Governor of Judea before Pontius, and to have written a letter to the Roman Senate, concerning Jesus.”


Eh, perhaps I should research more then, I simply followed one of your links that took me to a google search of 'physical description of jesus christ' and this was the first link on the page. Maybe you should just post better references, I did no research as I believed whatever you quoted would take me to what you actually believed, how silly of me.


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Now I know the truth hurts, son. To a teenaged queerboy like you, I'm sure it hurts a lot. But the hurt feelings you suffer now are nothing compared to the unspeakable torment that satan has waiting for you in hell. We're just trying to help you avoid an eternity gargling satan's scalding spunk in a lake of fire, and this is the thanks we get?
A.) and I repeat, I'm not a queerboy and I've been raised a southern baptist. You're just slanderous. And eating skittles with an aids supervirus in them isn't the truth. It's more ignorant than the post I made by a authentic character earlier. Why? Because you actually believe it. At least I own up and admit mistakes. I am saved. I just refuse to live my life in belief that everything around me is controlled by evil.

B.) Thanks but no thanks, like I said I'm already saved.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-30-2009, 03:16 PM

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[/FONT][/I][FONT=Verdana]Eh, perhaps I should research more then, I simply followed one of your links that took me to a google search of 'physical description of jesus christ' and this was the first link on the page. Maybe you should just post better references, I did no research as I believed whatever you quoted would take me to what you actually believed, how silly of me.

A.) and I repeat, I'm not a queerboy and I've been raised a southern baptist. You're just slanderous. And eating skittles with an aids supervirus in them isn't the truth. It's more ignorant than the post I made by a authentic character earlier. Why? Because you actually believe it. At least I own up and admit mistakes. I am saved. I just refuse to live my life in belief that everything around me is controlled by evil.

B.) Thanks but no thanks, like I said I'm already saved.
Friend,

As a fellow Baptist don't you think you should be skeptical of Catholic sources like this alleged description of Jesus? After all Hitler, Mussolini, and Fransisco Franco were Catholics. Presumably you should also accept the only valid source is His Word.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-31-2009, 11:21 AM

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As a fellow Baptist don't you think you should be skeptical of Catholic sources like this alleged description of Jesus? After all Hitler, Mussolini, and Fransisco Franco were Catholics. Presumably you should also accept the only valid source is His Word.
Correction Brother; He's a southern Baptist. They coddle sodomites and don't even capitalize Christ's name.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 03-31-2009, 03:51 PM

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Correction Brother; He's a southern Baptist. They coddle sodomites and don't even capitalize Christ's name.
Really Pastor?

I had no idea the Southern Baptist Convention had strayed so far from Him.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-01-2009, 01:53 AM

Are you people still on this???

God get over it, candy doesn't make you gay. Bob4God was insane for bringing it up. Everything isn't a evil conspiracy, jeez.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-01-2009, 03:55 AM

You seem to love disease ridden gays as much as I love Jesus! Why can't you open your eyes to what these fannyboys are doing to the world? And not to mention the world's candy.


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Are you people still on this???

God get over it, candy doesn't make you gay. Bob4God was insane for bringing it up. Everything isn't a evil conspiracy, jeez.
True friend, it isn't the candy itself, but it is the marketing message with its clear pro-gay message of rainbows and implied sodomy.

Luring small children with offers of candy is a well used practice of child molesters.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-01-2009, 10:19 PM

The bible also says you can't eat shellfish, divorce is punishable by death, and you can stone your wife. Pretty sure none of us follow those practices anymore. Why not wake up and realize that God created Humanity. Homosexuals are a part of that. If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. But don't tell us how to live based on a book written well before your time. Worry about the plank in your eye, before you worry about the sawdust in your brother's.
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The bible also says you can't eat shellfish, divorce is punishable by death, and you can stone your wife. Pretty sure none of us follow those practices anymore. Why not wake up and realize that God created Humanity. Homosexuals are a part of that. If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. But don't tell us how to live based on a book written well before your time. Worry about the plank in your eye, before you worry about the sawdust in your brother's.
Here comes Miss Manny, defending sodomy again. This time he's trying to throw sand in our eyes by bringing up a few randomly chosen half-remembered, out-of-context scriptures, in the hope that we'll all just throw up our hands and say "Manny's right! The Holy Word of God is an outdated confusing mishmash of ridiculous prohibitions and senseless punishments. Let's all turn queer because of that!"

Nice try, maggot.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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The bible also says you can't eat shellfish, divorce is punishable by death, and you can stone your wife. Pretty sure none of us follow those practices anymore. Why not wake up and realize that God created Humanity. Homosexuals are a part of that. If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. But don't tell us how to live based on a book written well before your time. Worry about the plank in your eye, before you worry about the sawdust in your brother's.
We don't practice those things because of wicked secular laws Manny. As good Christians we follow the law, but one day we will Reclaim America for Christianity and then these sins will be correct. You sound like a good person Manny, I hope you chose to be a good person then .



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 04-03-2009, 10:37 PM

Um..no

Green = lime

Yellow = lemon

Red = cherry

Orange = orange

CANDY = CANDY and FRUIT = FRUIT

If you don't like skittles, then don't eat them and don't bother with them. Let the rest of us who like skittles enjoy them.


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Taste the rainbow, indeed! The homosexual agenda has taken many shapes and sizes, but we have been onto it at every turn of it's quest to recruit our children to the queer lifestyle!

This evening while I was expressing a high degree of intense revulsion at my own nakedness in the shower, the Holy Spirit came upon me and told me to write to all of you about the dangers of these nefarious little candies!

ATTENTION: WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND THOSE WITH WEAK SPIRITUAL CONSTITUTIONS SHOULD NOT CONTINUE!




Right off the bat we can see that these sodomite sweets are attractively decorated with the bright colors of the rainbow, which was long ago adopted as the homo calling card.

The term "Original Fruit" is splattered across the top of the packaging, which is homosexual code language for "virgin testicles." There was a 200% increase in Skittles sales when they started using that slogan. At the same time, incidents of homosexuals abducting and raping young Christian boys skyrocketed. Coincidence? I doubt it.



When we view Skittles closeup, it is obvious that they have been modeled after a) the male buttocks, or b) testicles.

Each color of Skittles has a different meaning. Homosexuals will keep a variety of these in their pockets, and when they see a potential homosexual or homosexual recruit, they will attempt to hand-feed it into their mouth. According to the color, that is what the "host" wants to do with the "guest."

GREEN: Fornicate in a public park

YELLOW: Abduct a christian man and take turns urinating on his face

RED: Spank the "guest's" behind with a leather strap

ORANGE: Fornicate with vegetables stolen from a True Christian farmer

BROWN: The "host" will insert Skittles candies 'up there' and then pay the "vendor" with a kiss every time he wants a pile of candies excreted into his palm or even directly into his mouth!

Friends, I am calling for a ban on ALL Skittles products, whether it be food, clothing or decorative ornaments! THERE IS REASON TO BELIEVE THAT SKITTLES MAY BE INJECTED WITH THE AIDS OR SOME KIND OF GAY CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES AN ADDICTION TO SAME SEX ACTIVITY!

If you find your children eating these candies, TAKE THEM AWAY AT ONCE AND BEAT YOUR KIDS FOR EXPERIMENTING IN THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!

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Here comes Miss Manny, defending sodomy again. This time he's trying to throw sand in our eyes by bringing up a few randomly chosen half-remembered, out-of-context scriptures, in the hope that we'll all just throw up our hands and say "Manny's right! The Holy Word of God is an outdated confusing mishmash of ridiculous prohibitions and senseless punishments. Let's all turn queer because of that!"

Nice try, maggot.




You're joking right?
You're picking and choosing quotes from the bible yourself. When YOU pick and choose, why not choose LOVE instead of HATE.

Defense of Sodomy? Really? Do you know what sodomy is? By literal terms? Making love to your partner without intention of having children is Sodomy. Masturbation is sodomy. Oral sex is Sodomy. Anal Sex is sodomy.
Anything like that is considered SODOMY. Not just anal sex. So if you've ever committed any of those acts, you're just as damned to hell as any homosexual. That is of course, if you're ignorant enough to believe that God would damn his children to hell for creating them.

Want to know what you sound like? Adolph Hitler. Damning people on such mormonic scrutiny, and imposing hate upon someone's life.

I thought the bible preached love...then again, I could just be quoting "half-remembered, out-of-context scriptures, in the hope that you all just throw up your hands and say "EDDYs right! The Holy Word of God is an outdated confusing mishmash of ridiculous prohibitions and senseless punishments. Let's all turn queer because of that!" "
Then again, I could be stating a fact... hmm...

Also, your comment about "turning queer." did you turn straight? Actually, that's an ironic statement, considering straight defines as a singular path without divergence from the norm, you can't really turn straight, can you? Both literally, and sexually.
In order for Homosexuality to be a choice, there would have to be an equally as conscious decision that you could become heterosexual. Did you choose to be heterosexual? Did you make a conscious decision whether you would be heterosexual or homosexual?

This country has never, and will never be "A Christian Nation." I'm christian, but I know that respecting the beliefs of others is the same as respecting my own beliefs. America was founded on Tobacco, Alcohol, and Slavery. One of which is banned, and two of which are considered deviant.

If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. Don't have sex with members of your gender. But don't you dare tell homosexuals that they have no right to make love to their partner. That they are damned to hell.
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Homosexuals have no right to make love to their partner, and, they are damned to hell.


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Homosexuals have no right to make love to their partner, and, they are damned to hell.
Well, homosexuals don't make love. Love does not exist between two members of the same gender, at least in the romantic sense.

Homosexuals commit sodomy and lust for one another.



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I understand all of that. I was just responding to a dare.


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The bible also says you can't eat shellfish, divorce is punishable by death, and you can stone your wife. Pretty sure none of us follow those practices anymore. Why not wake up and realize that God created Humanity. Homosexuals are a part of that. If you don't like homosexuality, don't practice it. But don't tell us how to live based on a book written well before your time. Worry about the plank in your eye, before you worry about the sawdust in your brother's.
First off, Manly, we at Landover follow ALL of God's Laws. Not just those we happen to like.

We do not permit divorce, for example. As for "you can stone your wife", please show me where the Bible gives free license to stone one's wife at any time.

Now, let me put it to you this way:

Let's suppose you live in a nation governed by laws. One law says it's illegal to steal. A second says it's illegal to rape children. A third says it's illegal to smother old ladies. Another law says it's illegal to drive faster than the speed limit.

Well, most people you know tend to drive a little faster than the speed limit.

Does that make it OK for you to pick out an elderly woman and her five-year-old grandson, steal her purse, smother her with a pillow, and rape her grandson?

By your logic, it does.

By ours? The fact that some people around us ignore some of God's Laws doesn't mean God's forgetting them, and it doesn't make it OK to ignore other laws.


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Skittles aren't even a full rainbow (note: no blue). The colors were chosen because it was proven psychologically that Warm colors such as red, orange and yellow are more appetizing to the subconscious then cool colors are. They also use bright versions of green and purple to make the colors of the candy more diversified which is appealing towards kids (the candies target audience).

So in short, the colors were chosen from a marketing standpoint, not because they promote homosexuality in children. (I remember reading about this somewhere... Ill find the link later when I have more time)
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So in short, the colors were chosen from a marketing standpoint, not because they promote homosexuality in children.
What a stupid thing to say. They ARE promoting homosexuality, they are marketing it! You just said it yourself! The colors were chosen from a marketing standpoint, and what they are marketing is the homosexual lifestyle.



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Skittles aren't even a full rainbow (note: no blue). The colors were chosen because it was proven psychologically that Warm colors such as red, orange and yellow are more appetizing to the subconscious then cool colors are. They also use bright versions of green and purple to make the colors of the candy more diversified which is appealing towards kids (the candies target audience).

So in short, the colors were chosen from a marketing standpoint, not because they promote homosexuality in children. (I remember reading about this somewhere... Ill find the link later when I have more time)
We Christians have no time for the pettifogging tactics of apologetics. Open you eyes friend and see the virtual sodomy in front of you! Rainbows are the symbols of the gay agenda and rainbows are the symbol of skittles.

This is gay candy!



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