[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Idea number one: A Nelson Mandella Necklace.



Why this is appropriate:

Necklacing is the practice of summary execution and torture carried out by forcing a rubber tyre, filled with petrol, around a victim's chest and arms, and setting it on fire. The victim may take up to 20 minutes to die, suffering severe burns in the process....

The practice became a common method of lethal lynching during disturbances in South Africa in the 1980s and 1990s. The first recorded instance took place in Uitenhage on 23 March 1985 when African National Congress (ANC) supporters killed a councillor who was accused of being a collaborator.[1]

Necklacing "sentences" were sometimes handed down against alleged criminals by "people's courts" established in black townships as a means of enforcing their own judicial system. Necklacing was also used to punish members of the black community who were perceived as collaborators with the government. These included black policemen, town councillors and others, as well as their relatives and associates. The practice was often carried out in the name of the ANC, and Winnie Mandela, then-wife of the imprisoned Nelson Mandela and a senior member of the ANC, even made statements that blatantly endorsed its use...

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Mail him a big, long box in plain wrapping. From a very non-descriptive address. Make it big enough and long enough and they'll faint right there, so you won't need to put anything in it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Liberals need to be reminded that Jesus loves them. A large pine cross for their yard when help them feel the warmth of the Good Lord's unconditional love. Since Liberals are notoriously lazy I recommended you putting the cross up yourself.

Do it at night to surprise them!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Liberals need to be reminded that Jesus loves them. A large pine cross for their yard when help them feel the warmth of the Good Lord's unconditional love. Since Liberals are notoriously lazy I recommended you putting the cross up yourself.

Do it at night to surprise them!

Don't forget to add lights for that festive holiday touch.

No convenient outlets? A little gasoline or kerosene will light that cross up for hours.

Your neighbors will bask in the glow of their front-yard cross all night, and the Word of the Lord will be shared on local newspaper front pages for days!

[jeremy.boyd]

You have Liberals in your life?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by jeremy.boyd

You have Liberals in your life?

I do! Not living in Freehold, I don't have the luxury of a Christian-only town.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by jeremy.boyd

You have Liberals in your life?

I've seen them on TV.

[Jedediah]

I don't know many libs, but I always keep a few boxes of different Chick Tracts in the Buick in case I cross paths with any.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Ann Coulter books always make touching and thoughtful gifts.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Not a lot of people know that you can freeze yellow-jacket nests whole including occupants. The little beasts go into torpor but wake when warmed.

Collect a few nests in summer and freeze them down. Around now you should be packing them quickly and sending them off as surprise gifts for liberals. (No need to say who its from, this is a general Bible Lesson.)

Liberals will place the parcel under their heathen Christmas tree in the warmth. Come Christmas Day, opening it gives them the idea of Hell and points them to the Path of Righteousness.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Not a lot of people know that you can freeze yellow-jacket nests whole including occupants. The little beasts go into torpor but wake when warmed.

Collect a few nests in summer and freeze them down. Around now you should be packing them quickly and sending them off as surprise gifts for liberals. (No need to say who its from, this is a general Bible Lesson.)

Liberals will place the parcel under their heathen Christmas tree in the warmth. Come Christmas Day, opening it gives them the idea of Hell and points them to the Path of Righteousness.

Thoughtful and non-lethal. True charity of the afterlife-ensuring kind. Make sure there's a message explaining what it is for though or they'll never appreciate the love!

[Johny Joe Hold]

I've never seen one of these, but would like to find one for an atheist Mayor or two I know.

It would be a Jesus Jack-in-the-Box. You would turn a crank and play, "What a Friend we Have in Jesus". Right in the middle, BOOM, Jesus springs out.

Can one buy such a thing? Maybe I should start a little business.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Liberals need to be reminded that Jesus loves them. A large pine cross for their yard when help them feel the warmth of the Good Lord's unconditional love. Since Liberals are notoriously lazy I recommended you putting the cross up yourself.

Do it at night to surprise them!

I did a search to see if Ikea sells crosses but this is all I found:




Needless to say, we REALLY need to nuke Sweden.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

I don't know many libs, but I always keep a few boxes of different Chick Tracts in the Buick in case I cross paths with any.

Brother Jedediah, it's true that nobody puts it better than Jack Chick.

"Forty years ago, a ranting homeless man told you that I came to Earth for your salvation, and you didn't take him seriously. But that was Me, talking directly to you! I was using that man to send you a personalied invitation to Salvation!

"Sure, I (being all-knowing) could have provided customized 'evidence' certain to convince you, but do you really think I have time to do that for everybody? And where'd be the faith in that? 'Knowing' obviates the need for 'faith'! So off to Hell with you, for not believing the man with torn clothes, a bottle of MD 20/20, and vomit on his pants!"



As for gifts for liberals, I'd suggest a copy of Rick Perry's latest, Fed Up!

I've added some comments in red to clarify Governor Perry's thoughts:

Now, do not misunderstand me, America is great. That's why I recommended Texas secede in 2009.

But we are fed up with being over-taxed and over-regulated. We are tired of being told how much salt to put on our food (or requiring companies to tell us how much is in store-bought food), what kind of cars we can drive (with ridiculous requirements about 'safety' and 'efficiency'), what kinds of guns we can own (why can't I have a grenade launcher?), what kind of prayers we are allowed to say and where we can say them (like Christian prayers as an official part of the school day), what we are allowed to do to elect political candidates (Christians should be allowed multiple votes: One for the citizen, and one each for Father, Son, and Holy Spirit . . . and why not just have only one polling booth in those liberal districts? They all vote the same anyway), what kind of energy we can use (Give me lots of coal, black, beautiful coal . . . and that fresh Beijing air!), what doctor we can see (Dangit, I want my homeopathy, and I want my insurance to pay for it!). What kind of nation are we becoming? I fear it's the very kind the Colonists fought against.

Inspiring!

[MitzaLizalor]

For the liberal "teacher" in the family, this ice-breaker would make an ideal gift. Since all ages need to be instructed in how condoms "protect us from sin" and how "normal" it is to feel comfortable with one's "gender identity" rather than being taught how to "read" or "add up" (we just pick these things up as we go along, the liberal prates), and since society has been repressed by superstitious criminals [the Church], they declare - what better way to encourage questions in the classroom than some coloutful liberal millinery? Indeed only yesterday I heard a teacher announcing that being comfortable with gender identity is not enough: the now issue is gender expression. Imagine the sense of worthlessness (she said) experienced by a child who expressed his femininity through gender identifying clothing (a mini-skirt & stilettos, say) and yet was laughed at by his classmates? Or the young girl who wanted to be a sportsman yet knew that she would only ever be permitted to play in a girls' team?

but Writing? NOT ON YOUR NELLY!!
History? GET SERIOUS - HISTORY IS MURDER!!!
or a Trade?

Yes we've all seen the film, now here's the hat:

NEW FOR 2012: SELF INFLATING POP-OUT YELLOW CONDOMS AROUND
THE SIDES OF THE HAT (YOU CAN SEE SOME THAT HAVE INFLATED ON
THE OTHER SIDE AND SOME UNINFLATED ONES ON THIS SIDE
IT DOESN'T GET MORE LIBERAL THAN THAT

[Little Donkey]

I never liked reading much, but I found this series of historical books actually readable. Nice pictures, not too many words. Finally someone is telling the truth about important things in language that normal people can understand. I'll be buying the entire series. I don't have many liberal friends to give them to, actually I've been kind of going it alone for a while. Gosh has it been 10 years? Well I have my guns and my ammo and Fox News. I'll just buy the books for myself.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

Just get him a big, long box in plain wrapping. From a very non-descriptive address. Make it big enough and long enough and they'll faint right there

Seems dishonest to give an empty package, but I could happily give this:



They'll ask if it's made from organic sugar, and I'll say "Dude, you just got surprised by a big fat worm. If you want the organic food experience, that's exactly what this is".

[MitzaLizalor]

Ew! That reminded me of that parasitic fungus that contaminates insect brains (ants and so on) causing them to climb up to a certain altitude required by the fungus. "How similar to the liberal brain!" I reflected, "and societies they contaminate." And like a soup bowl that holds a little soup but then everything runs out and you have to change your clothes, for liberals to flourish a society needs a small amount of logic (equivalent to whatever the ant thinks as it's climbing up its tree) to establish their foothold but once there they kill it. This fungus is evidently the new fad for liberals, complete with withered grubs, and I found some in one of their liberal soup bowls - revolting and useless at the same time.

Satan wants every society to become like those insects or their larvæ blasted with the brain fungus of leftist thought. "Leftist" is a code word for these types meaning Marxism-Leninism Stalinist ideas where everything gets run past a committee having zero knowledge of the topic at hand but well versed in the communist manifesto and D. H. Lawrence. The following thumbnails of ruined insects sprouting brain fungus may be clicked for slightly larger versions.

As you can see, insect brain fungus is quite indiscriminate. Ant. Grasshopper. Grub. Up the tree they go for it to burst out alive; it must be quite surprising for them! But not surprising when secularists erupt their spores because The Bible has forewarned us.

Psalm 14:1b-4a They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God. They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one. Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge?

CHOCOLATE CORDYCEPS

Satan never stands still.
For the brain contaminated liberal secularist commie, what could be more appropriate than brain fungus rendered in chocolate?
In keeping with the previous post, you can point out how they (like a ravaged insect) suffer from brain contamination.
Is there any point citing evidence from the world's ruined societies?
How they got to where they are?
Who was taken out and shot?
I doubt it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

We should not ignore the opportunities to use Christmas as a Teaching Moment. We often, in my opinion, let Jews off the hook for killing Jesus. Christmas gifts can be given to atheists and even luke-warm Christians that tell the true story of Jews.

An organization, Goyim Defense League, is the voice of truth about the evil Jews. We can support its work by buying Christmas gifts of T shirts with wonderful anti Jew messages.

Goyim Defense League – Name Them W/ Some Fresh GoyGear