[H. Montague Worthington]

While watching Fox News-- I love just about every show, from Fox & Friends to The Five to Hannity-- I saw a commercial for Tio Nacho Shampoo made from ground up bees and the queen bee's ROYAL JELLY.

Royal Jelly is the hot new beauty product-- bigger than shea Butter, aloe extract, avocado oil, puppydog tails, and cocoa butter-- and Walmart shoppers are grabbing it up in giant, overflowing armfulls!! Just tell some trailer park trash that the nearby Walmart is giving out free samples of Royal Jelly shampoo, and they'll drive their pickup truck over your knees and stab everyone in the parking lot in the neck to get to the front of the line!!

The trick in making a tidy profit off this greedy and creepy impulse is to re-purpose waste products through advertising and social buzz to become valued, expensive ingredients in beauty products. Imagine if dead Asian workhouse children could be ground up into an expensive antioxidant and amino acid-rich mask that will target fine lines, crow's feet and other signs of aging instead of being simply dumped in a mass grave behind the factory?

Just think if Fracking Wastewater could be revered the same way rhinoceros horn, wild tiger penis, or panda pus? Use your imagination, and the world is your oyster liquor.