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So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
04-28-2021, 01:20 AM
It appears the latest victim of left-wing cancel culture is national hero Wayne LaPierre, leader of the NRA, the civil rights movement who defend our God given right to own any guns. Now it appears that he killed some endangered animal in Africa for some years ago, just for fun.
https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-...-elephant-hunt
My first thought is, what's the fuzz all about? Let's first see what The Bible has to say:
Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Notice how it says EVERY creeping thing. It doesn't say "except stupid elephants", does it? That's right, we are to have dominion over them, e.g. dominating. And what could be more dominating than a few bullets, and cutting of it's tail for a trophy like his lovely wife did in the end of the video?
Just look at that thing to the right. How could it be wrong to hunt it? It probably doesn't even think or feel. One would have to be manly and very brave to be able to kill such a large beast however, which makes me even more confident in continuing donating to the Godly NRA, knowing that it is run by a real manly man and not some nancy boy who wouldn't dare to do it!
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Re: So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
04-28-2021, 01:52 AM
They think enough to trample down valuable crops – but not enough to know they're in someone else's "territory" from what I've heard.
What happens next in so many places is usually called famine. What they really need is Bibles.
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Re: So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
04-28-2021, 02:53 AM
You certainly have a point, Sister. They are awfully large animals. Do we really need so many of them running around?
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Re: So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
04-28-2021, 03:24 AM
The thing I hate about elephants is their terrible sound. It's sort of a scream. I've never heard it in person but it sounds terrible in recordings. Fewer elephants means less of that.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
04-28-2021, 09:08 AM
The real worry is when they flap their ears. An elephant accelerates from 0 to 30 MPH in a single step. No safari guide will turn off his engine when elephants are nearby. Imagine if he'd parked over tarantula wasps mistaking your dormant engine for burrows? Clients not crushed by enraged elephants are at risk of eyeball larvae due to the poor vision of compound eyes:
God created eyeball worms for a reason. Eager wasps looking for squashed spiders run over by safari wheels, seeing trapped passengers should they not be rescued and mistaking their eyes for arachnid abdomens, will thwart His intent by laying eggs in any spherical parts of anatomy to hand. Blindness ensues. (Or paralysis if you're a spider.) What happens when the maggots hatch out is anyone's guess.
One clear example of a sequence of events, resulting from second-guessing God's plan, having catastrophic outcomes for humans. Or at least for our eyeballs. And our brains, if the maggots burrowed inwards rather than out. Wasp maggots are for spiders. Eyeball worms are for humans. By confusing the two, squashing intended spiders so as not to be sitting ducks for elephants thereby advertising humans' eyeballs (trapped, but surviving elephants' feet) to wasps, God's plan is subverted.
From now back to Eden so many subversions have occurred. Even after the restart, revolting alternatives were multiplied to the Nth degree we see today. Elephants are a simple example. The centuries compounded are so much worse.
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Re: So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
04-28-2021, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
You certainly have a point, Sister. They are awfully large animals. Do we really need so many of them running around?
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I do agree, wholeheartedly and absolutely, dear Sister Handmaiden. Why are there so many of these outrageous beasts in the first place? And what do they contribute to society? Nothing! As a matter of fact, they are downright destructive, as you shall see here, in this most unfortunate incident:
But, we can take heart in knowing that our beloved President Trump has things under control. What with his fearless, courageous, game-hunting sons, those elephants will be running for cover -- in no time!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
05-03-2021, 05:12 PM
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According to an N.R.A. ad, the group’s coalition includes “steelworkers,” “cowboys,” “hard-rock miners,” “swamp folks in Cajun country who can wrestle a full-grown gator out of the water,” “the mountain men who live off the land,” and “the brave cops who fight the good fight in the urban war zones.”
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This is what really triggered the libs. Those described above are all MEN glorying in the manhood that is their God-given birthright. And there is nothing leftist bugmen like Mike Spies hate more than real, masculine men who are unafraid and unashamed to be what they are.
Picture an alternate scenario.
A pathetic cuck of a journalist — let's call him "Spike Mies" — impales himself anally on a rutting bull tusker's massive phallus. He dies, of course, due to internal hemorrhaging and sepsis, but not before passing the gift of elephant AIDS to his purple-haired "partner", whose gender I will leave to your imagination.
The media hails him as a hero for his sacrifice in the name of interspecies love. Any critical comments are deleted for "kinkshaming" and "queerphobia". Anyone mocking him is deemed an alt-right Nazi and rendered unemployable.
This is no fantasy.
It's the clown world we live in.
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Re: So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
05-03-2021, 07:09 PM
Nanny state socialists always talk about the safety net. Well who is protecting wealthy trophy hunters from rampaging elephants? Plus the dumb beast's head would be a magnificent centerpiece on a dining room wall - that's jobs for people who transport, stuff and mount carcasses on plaques.
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Re: So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
05-03-2021, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Nanny state socialists always talk about the safety net. Well who is protecting wealthy trophy hunters from the rampaging elephants? Plus the dumb beast's head would be a magnificent centerpiece on a dining room wall - that's jobs for people who transport, stuff and mount carcasses on plaques.
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Oh, yes, dear Brother Dr. Toole: those whining communist and socialist Demonrat people will find fault with even the most beautiful of everyday pleasures. They're forever wanting to change this, and to stop that; when, really, they're just being miserable control-freaks.
You are so right about the jobs that are created when wealthy trophy hunters, such as our beloved Trump brothers, are out in the wilds, taking risks, to provide employment possibilities for other people. Why, just think of the amount of meat that can be carved up from those carcasses -- jobs for the butcher shops -- and, food that is provided for the hungry people of the world. And, even though the socialists will complain loudly, this all comes with the great blessing of Almighty !
Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things."
And, as you've mentioned, mounting the heads of the beasts is another job, and one that requires a great deal of highly-specialized skill. As you shall see in the photo below of Donald Trump, Jr., he has bagged a most impressive trophy. One hopes that his living room will soon be graced with this, and that his home will look as graciously decorated as the one in the last photo.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: So Wayne LaPierre of the NRA shot an endangered elephant for fun. And? -
05-03-2021, 07:56 PM
Well really? A gigantic elephant was approaching him. He (fortunately) had a gun. What was he supposed to do - offer it a banana?
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