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04-26-2021, 08:30 PM
Hello!, I am a Chisrtian That is very thanked to god to bless our lives, I am From Brazilian Nationality but don't be mean to me because if you do, sadly you will go to the lap of the satan when you die, i hope you all have a amazing day......m8!
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04-26-2021, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Tf24evar
Hello!, I am a Chisrtian That is very thanked to god to bless our lives, I am From Brazilian Nationality but don't be mean to me because if you do, sadly you will go to the lap of the satan when you die, i hope you all have a amazing day......m8!
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Well, to you, dear Miss Evar, and I do thank you for your introductory message -- although I see that you have overlooked our requests, which are posted, very clearly, at the top of this page, and also written, so nicely, in my earlier message to you. I shall post those requests, once again, for your benefit:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We so look forward to having fellowship with you, and we are happy that you have found us, from all of the way in your Brazilian location, to our location in the vast interwebs galaxy. May bless you, as you seek , here, at .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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04-26-2021, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Tf24evar
Hello!, I am a Chisrtian That is very thanked to god to bless our lives, I am From Brazilian Nationality but don't be mean to me because if you do, sadly you will go to the lap of the satan when you die, i hope you all have a amazing day......m8!
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You are a True Christian™ when you give yourself fully to Jesus "4evar". At that point video games will no longer interest you because the Holy Spirit will fill you with the need to proclaim the Word of God with every breath.
And you won't ever have to resort to silly threats to ensure people aren't "mean to you".
2Corinthians 6:14-17
14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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04-26-2021, 11:00 PM
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You are a True Christian™ when you give yourself fully to Jesus "4evar". At that point video games will no longer interest you because the Holy Spirit will fill you with the need to proclaim the Word of God with every breath.
And you won't ever have to resort to silly threats to ensure people aren't "mean to you".
2Corinthians 6:14-17
14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.
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Amen, dear Sister Handmaiden -- amen! Oh, how I do hope that Miss Evar will give herself over to the , at her earliest convenience. Nothing would make happier than to see another lost lamb, making her way home to , to be washed in glorious .
And, when that blessed day happens, then Miss Evar will be able to join the great throngs of people, as we give our wondrous testimony, singing praise to the King of Kings, to let all in this world know that there is -- indeed -- "Power in the "!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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04-27-2021, 12:25 AM
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Hello!, I am a Chisrtian That is very thanked to god to bless our lives, I am From Brazilian Nationality but don't be mean to me because if you do, sadly you will go to the lap of the satan when you die, i hope you all have a amazing day......m8!
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello! -
04-27-2021, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Tf24evar
Hello!, I am a Chisrtian That is very thanked to god to bless our lives, I am From Brazilian Nationality but don't be mean to me because if you do, sadly you will go to the lap of the satan when you die, i hope you all have a amazing day......m8!
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Wonderful!
Now, please provide us eith some evidence for your claims. We want to be sure that you have a good justification to make such bold assertions. What makes you a Christian? Why would harsh words put us onto the path to Hell when we have been Saved™ in Christ's blood? Is there a good reason for us to trust you?
Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
How do you do the will of the Father?
Yours in Christ,
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05-10-2021, 02:26 AM
Life is a journey, you don’t care about the destination, you care about the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery. On our way, we are supposed to respect all religions and beliefs. Jesus and Buddha taught us to be tolerant but you are just spreading hate. We should love everyone. You are just going to hell where you belong.
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05-10-2021, 02:41 AM
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Life is a journey, you don’t care about the destination, you care about the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery. On our way, we are supposed to respect all religions and beliefs. Jesus and Buddha taught us to be tolerant but you are just spreading hate. We should love everyone. You are just going to hell where you belong.
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No True Christian™ here at is headed to Hell. And it's hardly a loving act for you to barge into our happy church forum to tell us that.
Furthermore, please leave Buddha out of this. He's not real, and do I bring Jesus along to Buddhist forums? No, because my parents taught me manners.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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05-10-2021, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
No True Christian™ here at is headed to Hell. And it's hardly a loving act for you to barge into our happy church forum to tell us that.
Furthermore, please leave Buddha out of this. He's not real, and do I bring Jesus along to Buddhist forums? No, because my parents taught me manners.
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Amen, dear Sister Handmaiden! I shouldn't worry about that blasphemous intruder. It appears that he has been banned from . I note that his avatar photo shows him being tossed onto the fires of eternal -- precisely where he belongs, for mocking the fine servants -- such as yourself -- who do the work of the so faithfully -- here, at .
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: Hello! -
05-11-2021, 10:30 PM
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Life is a journey, [...] On our way, we are supposed to respect all religions and beliefs.
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No we are not. Ever heard of "Thou shalt not worship false gods"?
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Hold it right there! What planet are you living on? Jesus explained God's word. Buddha was a rich kid with weight issues who garbled on about things he really didn't grasp, or that he made up. I suspect drugs - what do you think?
Hold that thought for a moment...
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Is that the "love" you speak of? Is that very "Christian" of you?
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