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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

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Default Calling Cadence for Christ - 11-24-2010, 04:11 AM

Right before we do our Christly calisthenics we run and I call cadence.

If Jesus Christ is not your Lord
I'll run you over with my Ford (Ford did not take any of Obammy's bail out money)

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Satan in your heart does dwell.
You will burn in the fires of hell.

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Kennedy did not repent.
Right straight down to HELL he went.

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Mooslimbs are an evil lot.
Hell for them is extra hot.

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Demoncrats have lost the House (PRAISE)
Pelosi's quiet as a mouse.

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Jesus loves Dick



Cheney/Palin 2012
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