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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
Salut to the American citizens of Landover
Today I ask you to help me praying for Randal Plunkett, the XXI Baron of Dunsany.
[Dreary drivel deleted, for the sake of the sanity of all people here at ]
I ask you therefore to help me pray for him so we can prevent the downfall of a lineage.
Thank you!
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Oh, no you don't, Mr. Rovagnati — not today, or any day. You are going to have to get up very early in the morning if you think that you can pull the wool over the eyes of the servants of
, here at
, and to get us to pray for some
-bound Cathyolick! There is no way on Earth that I will add this fake "lord" person to my list of prayers. If you were hoping that I would heartily chime in and say that he will be at the top of my prayer list for this week's McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social (to be held this week at my home — which reminds me that I must replenish my supply of baking powder and vanilla extract), then you are sadly mistaken — very sadly mistaken.
However, since your very own name is so often near the top of my prayer list, that is where it shall be for tomorrow's meeting — along with that of the heathenistic, rebellious Harsha Shah! May
have mercy on both of you!
Psalm 6:8 "Depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity; for the
hath heard the voice of my weeping."
Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:"