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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
11-30-2016, 03:10 AM
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My atheist friends time taunt me with childish question like “show me any proof, no matter how vague of this existence of God.” While this is utterly disingenuous, proof of God’s existence is in all of our hearts as atheists well know, I suppose for the weak faith it is worth the effort of putting up a good example. So for my friends how there who persist in denying the existence of God here goes.
The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.
Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.
Who or what is so obsessed with what humans put into their bodies that it would create a vegetable to enable it? There is only one answer; the God of the Christian Bible. Sticking things into your bum is a major point of Christianity. It is the direst of sins and God is on the constant alert for it, He is utterly outraged by it and tests humanity for it relentlessly. Clearly cucumbers are created by God as a trap for any hidden self sodomites out there.
Game over Atheists.
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so god created the cucumber? that's seriously your proof?
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
11-30-2016, 03:39 AM
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so god created the cucumber? that's seriously your proof?
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
12-06-2016, 04:08 PM
I dont very much like cucumbers...
They have a weird slimy texture, like the sinful whores who cover themselves in AIDS.
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02-18-2017, 05:18 AM
That's a terrible explanation. You can't explain why God exists because none of us truly know if He exists. There's a difference between knowing and believing. If you KNEW He existed there'd be no point in having FAITH that He exists. Faith is trust. To have faith in God's existence is to trust that He exists. To have faith in God is to trust in Him. If an Atheist decides to live in disbelief that's his decision. But if you truly want them to believe you have to get them to at least give faith a try. Stop trying to explain everything and stop pretending you know the unknown. Because you don't. Be honest with yourself and others. And stop speaking like an elitist. You are not elite. We are all dust. And we will all be dust. We are all sinners and we will all be sinners for the remainder of our lives. And no one inherently "knows" God exists or feels it in their hearts. This is a corrupt world and we are a corrupted people.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
02-18-2017, 05:23 AM
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I dont very much like cucumbers...
They have a weird slimy texture, like the sinful whores who cover themselves in AIDS.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
02-18-2017, 05:25 AM
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stuff... And stop speaking like an elitist. You are not elite. We are all dust. And we will all be dust. We are all sinners and we will all be sinners for the remainder of our lives. And no one inherently "knows" God exists or feels it in their hearts. This is a corrupt world and we are a corrupted people.
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Darling,
Jesus disagrees with you. Redeemed and Saved, sinning becomes impossible to us by definition!
1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
Why do you not trust the capabilities of Jesus to wash away sin and let us begin anew!
John 8:36
If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.
Romans 6:18
Being then made free from sin, ye became the servants of righteousness.
I'm, of course, praying for you now!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
02-18-2017, 06:22 PM
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Darling,
Jesus disagrees with you. Redeemed and Saved, sinning becomes impossible to us by definition!
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
02-24-2017, 09:09 PM
One thing I would say is most cucumbers are GMO which man has genetically altered to be a certain size. Organic home grown cucumbers are much larger and would not fit in a rear unless you forced it really really hard so this isnt a good example bc man has altered the original cucumber...
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
02-24-2017, 10:11 PM
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One thing I would say is most cucumbers are GMO which man has genetically altered to be a certain size.
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It is a well-known fact that the abomination that is the genetically modified cucumber causes genital baldness! For this reason it - along with many other GMO crops - is banned in many parts of the world.
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Organic home grown cucumbers are much larger and would not fit in a rear unless you forced it really really hard so this isnt a good example bc man has altered the original cucumber...
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I will have to take your word for this, as I am not personally acquainted with anyone who has even tried.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
02-25-2017, 04:13 AM
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Organic home grown cucumbers are much larger and would not fit in a rear unless you forced it really really hard so this isnt a good example bc man has altered the original cucumber...
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I know. And i have been there. Fitting large cucumbers to the male rectum was my sad life. It did not stop there, as I eventually progressed to bowling pins as far up as I could get inside me.
You just do not understand the gay threat. It starts with simple masturbation. Then the need for auto-fellatio. The gay wants filthy man seed, even if from his own body.
Auto-fellatio is seldom achieved, due to the constraints of male anatomy.
But while the homosexual prostate is energized in sin, the anus and sigmoid rectum wants the largest of objects pounded up the colon. Bigger is always best.
There was a time in a motel, when I chose to be gay, that we had a competition to see which sissy could take a traffic cone furthest up the anal cavity. I won.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
02-25-2017, 05:10 PM
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One thing I would say is most cucumbers are GMO which man has genetically altered to be a certain size. Organic home grown cucumbers are much larger and would not fit in a rear unless you forced it really really hard so this isnt a good example bc man has altered the original cucumber...
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This is why I don't trust organic farmers or really anyone who sells at Farmers' Markets. Who knows which produce they've tested their homo-theories on? I certainly don't want the winning produce of the Sit On The Cucumber And Spin Contest organic farmers have every year.
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03-07-2017, 04:57 PM
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
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I was reminded of Jeremiah 10 straight away! It's verse 4:
JEREMIAH 10 . KJV . look up
2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
5 They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.
It is sad when people refuse to read and follow The Bible but I just had to smile, those pope worshippers couldn't stop their silly idol being turned into something useful and the idol itself is powerless to do anything at all, as we know from Jeremiah. Whoever made the thing must be feeling pretty dumb right now you can even see the hole made for the nail.
Popes are entirely unsuitable for worshipping. EITHER they have read Jeremiah in which case they are lying about its contents by saying The Bible does not condemn what they do OR they have not read Jeremiah in which case why are they claiming to have knowledge (about The Bible) which they do not have?
SAMPLE CONVERSATION 1 the blue lie
CHRISTIAN: Have you read The Bible?
POPE: Yes. I've never found condemnation of what we do. You should do it too.
SAMPLE CONVERSATION 2 the green lie
CHRISTIAN: Have you read The Bible?
POPE: Yes. I've never found condemnation of what we do. You should do it too.
The exact evidence for any idol's power (none) or authority (none) is displayed right there in that photo! It can't even stay where it's put without being nailed or screwed in place so that it doesn't fall off or overbalance and yet people pray to these things? If it weren't so sad it would be comical, but I couldn't help smiling when I saw the picture.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
09-18-2017, 12:18 PM
So a cucumber proves that God exists? Where do you people get this? Are you high or something? What are you smoking, because I want some. This doesn't prove anything other than you guys are running out of ideas.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
09-18-2017, 03:56 PM
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So a cucumber proves that God exists? Where do you people get this?
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Have you tried reading the very first post?
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Are you high or something?
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
09-24-2017, 01:17 PM
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Have you tried reading the very first post?
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I did read the first post and also noticed some typical "logic" from the doubters represented here by WhySoCentrist who produced this bit of corkscrew reasoning
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I'm sorry, what???
No other primate eats the cucumber because no other primate lives in an environment where the cucumber grows. Cucumbers (and other fruit and vegetables for that matter) EVOLVED to have a tough outer skin because it made them more difficult to eat. Additionally, cucumbers are a cultivated, not wild, flora so they're not naturally occurring in nature, either.
What is the matter with you people???
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According to secular sources cultivated species did NOT evolve because that would take billions of years. Humans have only been doing agriculture for about 5,000 years. So
. . . . .EITHER
Cucumbers (and other fruit and vegetables for that matter) EVOLVED to have a tough outer skin
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cucumbers are a cultivated, not wild, flora so they're NOT naturally occurring in nature.
This is what we're up against. Fools who are incapable of understanding what is probably grade school Darwinism trying to use their dumb theory as protection from God's wrath when what they say is beyond wrong. It's absurd. In selecting books suitable for 8 to 10 year olds in the homeschool environment we get to read all sorts of gibberish. Some of it still promotes evolution, a now thoroughly debunked theory, and obviously we would not use those. But we do get to see just what's pumped out by these dogma mills and the distinction between naturally evolved and selectively bred is the very first lesson. What farmers do over a few generations selectively is what nature does over a few billion years randomly, they say. They know what they're teaching is false, that's why they get them young and brainwash them.
Even after a couple of centuries of looking they still haven't come up with any evidence. And from that post, many errors very many errors, it seems that building up theories upon no evidence has mutated into building up thought upon no knowledge and no understanding of even the falsehoods they're trying to propagate.
Jesus mentioned sowing seeds upon stony ground:
MATTHEW 13 . KJV . look up
5 Some fell upon stony places, where they had not much earth: and forthwith they sprung up, because they had no deepness of earth:
6 And when the sun was up, they were scorched; and because they had no root, they withered away.
7 And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprung up, and choked them: What we have here is seed sown upon slate. The end result of Darwinist indoctrination. But in Christ that dogma can be broken no matter how skilfully some poor sap has been deceived. Honed over many years, the bits that don't work shrugged off, the bits that keep them in the fold retained, such a cynical effort to delude and to reinforce the delusions, very very cynical, this is what we're up against. Landover homeschooling teaches only the most robust science supported by the soundest evidence. There is no evolution in the syllabus because we understand how it eliminates the need for Jesus to even exist in the first place, let alone be born of a virgin! Just as the secular educators intended all along!! Thank God for The Bible and for Jesus who came to set us free.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
03-01-2021, 04:44 PM
The funny thing is, not a single atheist has been able to disprove this fact.
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