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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 12-07-2012, 11:02 PM

Hello, i just want to tell you piffle YOU and your real "God". Black metal is the best music and if you really believe in God and Satan, then this will happen soon http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...per_zombie.jpg

You think black metal vocals are faggots?? I bet you will shit your pants if you see him
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...roth_Gaahl.png or
http://www.metalunderground.com/imag...rzum_photo.jpg
The men on these two pictures are very serious and you might read their biography in wikipedia (Varg Vikernes and Gaahl) and see that they are certainly not "faggot" as you call them. I dare all of you to call for example Varg Vikernes faggot in the face and threaten him and you will probably end you like the last guy who did it (DEAD).

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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 12-07-2012, 11:27 PM

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Hello, i just want to tell you piffle YOU and your real "God". Black metal is the best music and if you really believe in God and Satan, then this will happen soon http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...per_zombie.jpg

You think black metal vocals are faggots?? I bet you will shit your pants if you see him
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...roth_Gaahl.png or
http://www.metalunderground.com/imag...rzum_photo.jpg
The men on these two pictures are very serious and you might read their biography in wikipedia (Varg Vikernes and Gaahl) and see that they are certainly not "faggot" as you call them. I dare all of you to call for example Varg Vikernes faggot in the face and threaten him and you will probably end you like the last guy who did it (DEAD).

Unhappy day from me and my friend holzfeller
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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 12-08-2012, 12:18 AM

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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 12-09-2012, 04:41 PM

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You think black metal vocals are faggots?? I bet you will shit your pants if you see him
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...roth_Gaahl.png
I would call them disgusting gaysexual as they are. Did you know that this silly looking "Gaahl" was even awarded as gaysexual person of the year in Norway?

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.asp...sitemID=134544

So yes, black metallers are going to hell because they are such disgusting gaysexuals.
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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 12-09-2012, 09:17 PM

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You think black metal vocals are faggots?? I bet you will shit your pants if you see him
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...roth_Gaahl.png or
http://www.metalunderground.com/imag...rzum_photo.jpg
Why would we be scared of two skinny faggots? They must be so week that they could never rape any of us. Isn't the latter in Jail for killing his gay lover?

I have shot bigger men with my .45.

Anyway, I'm more concerned about this new Canadian black metal band called Nickelback. I heard that they are really popular among teens.

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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 01-29-2013, 09:51 PM

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Anyway, I'm more concerned about this new Canadian black metal band called Nickelback. I heard that they are really popular among teens.

-M
-.- Nickleback is hard rock. Not metal, and most certianly not black metal.

What I want to ask the "Christians" here is. How do you justify posting some of the unloving, unchristian, ungodly, and spitful stuff?

"Dear hellbound fool,

You have us scared now

No True Christian™ is going to click on your link from Satans websites.

Enjoy burning in hell...forever. "

For some reason my biblical knowlage does not recall Jesus ever saying something like that. In fact when the "Sons of thunder" asked Jesus, if they could call down fire from heaven on the mockers, and unbelievers, Jesus rebuked the two hotheaded disiples.

You may say the people provoked the posts and deserved it. But doesnt the bible say to be LOOONG SUFFERING, and slow to anger? What about the friuts of the spirit? What about the verse where god says he takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked?

Youll probably tell me to go to hell or something. But i've been told that all my life.

*Doesnt understand why people get mad on the net*
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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 01-29-2013, 09:55 PM

Never been a fan of metal music. It's just a bunch of screaming nonsense.
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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 01-29-2013, 10:01 PM

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Why would we be scared of two skinny faggots? They must be so week that they could never rape any of us. Isn't the latter in Jail for killing his gay lover?

I have shot bigger men with my .45.

Anyway, I'm more concerned about this new Canadian black metal band called Nickelback. I heard that they are really popular among teens.

-M
HAHAHA don't worry about Nickleback, nobody likes them anyway.
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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 01-30-2013, 12:06 AM

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-.- Nickleback is hard rock. Not metal, and most certianly not black metal.

What I want to ask the "Christians" here is. How do you justify posting some of the unloving, unchristian, ungodly, and spitful stuff?

"Dear hellbound fool,

You have us scared now

No True Christian™ is going to click on your link from Satans websites.

Enjoy burning in hell...forever. "

For some reason my biblical knowlage does not recall Jesus ever saying something like that. In fact when the "Sons of thunder" asked Jesus, if they could call down fire from heaven on the mockers, and unbelievers, Jesus rebuked the two hotheaded disiples.
Great, now can you provide the scripture?

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You may say the people provoked the posts and deserved it. But doesnt the bible say to be LOOONG SUFFERING, and slow to anger? What about the friuts of the spirit? What about the verse where god says he takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked?
Yeah...... considering the amount of traffic we get through here, we are long suffering. We realize that you're nothing more than Satan's pawn, hoping to become his special cabana boy by pleasing your master, but that's not going to happen. After all, God is "Long Suffering" ( Psalm 86:15) and he'll be sending you to hell unless you change your ways.

Oh, and you may want to explain this one smartypants...

2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

Hmm...... preach, reprove, rebuke, exhort and be long suffering?


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Youll probably tell me to go to hell or something. But i've been told that all my life.

*Doesnt understand why people get mad on the net*
We don't tell people to go to hell, we warn people of the direction their heading. There is a difference.

And if you don't understand why people get mad on the internet, perhaps you should quit kicking your way into Christian forums spewing satanic messages.


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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 01-30-2013, 12:33 AM

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Great, now can you provide the scripture?
Sure here you go Luke 9:53-56



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Yeah...... considering the amount of traffic we get through here, we are long suffering.
Matthew 18:21-23

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We realize that you're nothing more than Satan's pawn, hoping to become his special cabana boy by pleasing your master, but that's not going to happen. After all, God is "Long Suffering" ( Psalm 86:15) and he'll be sending you to hell unless you change your ways.
Pardon me. You don't even know me and are telling me that I serve the devil. Judgmental comes to a new level here.

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Oh, and you may want to explain this one smartypants...

2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

Hmm...... preach, reprove, rebuke, exhort and be long suffering?
Reprove and rebuke does not mean rude now does it? And again yes the long suffering part kinda tells you how to do the rebuking



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We don't tell people to go to hell, we warn people of the direction their heading. There is a difference.
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And if you don't understand why people get mad on the internet, perhaps you should quit kicking your way into Christian forums spewing satanic messages.
I was surprised that Christians on a christian forum would be so "unchrist-like" as some of the members here and wanted to ask how its jutified.

And Now you tell what was the satanic message in my post? Its actually funny that I got accused of that.
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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 01-30-2013, 12:43 AM

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Sure here you go Luke 9:53-56
Wow, we've got a troll who actually can find scripture This IS shocking!





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Pardon me. You don't even know me and are telling me that I serve the devil. Judgmental comes to a new level here.
You either serve Jesus or you serve the Devil, since you disagree with us, and therefore the Bible, you serve Satan.

Matthew 12:30
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Reprove and rebuke does not mean rude now does it? And again yes the long suffering part kinda tells you how to do the rebuking
Trust me, I've long suffered your kind. So has every True Christain on this board.




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Well if you (meaning all christians) don't warn in love. There is no reason to warn at all
Okay, if that's the way you feel about it.

I'm sure my smacking my sons hand away from a hot cup of coffee is just as evil in your eyes. After all, I didn't "lovingly" warn him.

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I was surprised that Christians on a christian forum would be so "unchrist-like" as some of the members here and wanted to ask how its jutified.
Exactly how are we "unchrist-like"? Have you read your Bible? Do you know Christ?

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And Now you tell what was the satanic message in my post? Its actually funny that I got accused of that.
You're against Jesus, that means your satan's minion.


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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 06-09-2013, 07:58 PM

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One of my favorite Black Metal bands. Thought I'd show you because none of you have actually brought up a black metal band in this thread.

Lyrics translated from Norwegian:

Step on to my throne pale corpse
Fall to your knees in respect before my feet
Accept my cold kiss on your forehead
I've laid the path leading to hell

Lift your swords for battle,
proud men
Let the massacre begin today
Decapitate every Christian
And rape their women and children

Every Christian cross you find, you shall turn
Every building under God's name shall burn
Every Christian man's grave shall be desecrated

Every night you shall awaken human beast
And feel the blood burning like fire inside you
Every night you shall rave like a mad in the streets
And annihilate every sign of life

Hear my speech human beast
My words are your future
I am the embodiment of Satan
I am your master

I am evil
I am Antichrist
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One of my favorite Black Metal bands. Thought I'd show you because none of you have actually brought up a black metal band in this thread.

.....
This has been already posted but seeing you are a liar and blasphemer, I'll repost it just for you.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 06-09-2013, 08:15 PM

Good thing Black Metal bands here in Norway have a thing for church burnings. Keeps me further away from you filthy faggots.

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Good thing Black Metal bands here in Norway have a thing for church burnings. Keeps me further away from you filthy faggots.

Satan is Good. Embrace Him.
Typical of you people.

You know, if you stopped getting splinters between your toes and gave unto Jesus, perhaps you would not have to live in 3rd world squalor.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 06-09-2013, 08:25 PM

We should expect nothing short of this from the Netherregions. As they lack the talent for music (having never practiced in choirs) their 'music' consists of playing a single note as rapidly as possible (made easier by their practice of masturbation) while someone provides vocals after gargling with drain cleaner-producing unintelligible noises reminiscent to a hog being strangled at the bottom of a barrel. Get used to the sound, Netherbeast, because those are the noises you'll be making in Hell when Satan's army is swabbing your poopdeck for all of eternity.

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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 06-09-2013, 11:06 PM

What is black metal? Is it like heavy metal, but with negros?
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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 06-10-2013, 12:56 AM

I don't let my children listen to music played by negros. If any negros try and burn down Landover Baptist Church they are in for a surprise. LBC has more asbestos than any standing structure in the world! I think it's in a record books somewhere.


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Default Re: Does YOUR CHILD listen to 'Black Metal'? - 08-04-2013, 01:40 AM

Keep in mind that Christianity and the other religions of the world will soon be gone, and you feeble minded, incapable, disgusting fools no longer run the show. I may not have built this kindgom, but I'll make piffleing sure to protect it from you sad, idiotic people.
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Well, that was a first try. Not a good one, but at least a try. Now, try to write something that actually makes any sense.

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