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Default The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-16-2017, 05:10 PM

This is not part of the holy Bible but today I had some kind of inspiration about a parable. Here it is:


One day a black man visited a white village. He joined the women at the lake while they all were busy washing their laundry. He sits next to an old woman and asks her:" Old woman, why do you seperate your black and your white clothes? Is it the hate in your heart that doesn't allow black and white to be together?"

The old woman answered:" If I wash the black and the white clothes together then the white clothes won't be white anymore but the black clothes will still be black. But a white shirt is a white shirt and not a black shirt. And if a black shirt would become white from a white shirt I wouldn't wash them together either because a black shirt is a black shirt."

The black man immediatly took a deep breath at the wise words.
That day he helped the old woman to do her laundry. Then he left white village and never came back. The End.
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Default Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-16-2017, 05:24 PM

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This is not part of the holy Bible but today I had some kind of inspiration about a parable. Here it is:


One day a black man visited a white village. He joined the women at the lake while they all were busy washing their laundry. He sits next to an old woman and asks her:" Old woman, why do you seperate your black and your white clothes? Is it the hate in your heart that doesn't allow black and white to be together?"

The old woman answered:" If I wash the black and the white clothes together then the white clothes won't be white anymore but the black clothes will still be black. But a white shirt is a white shirt and not a black shirt. And if a black shirt would become white from a white shirt I wouldn't wash them together either because a black shirt is a black shirt."

The black man immediatly took a deep breath at the wise words.
That day he helped the old woman to do her laundry. Then he left white village and never came back. The End.



There's another ending to that parable and that is the old lady had not forgotten that black is slimming and always asked for the man back often to help maintain her dainty figure.
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Default Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-17-2017, 02:15 PM

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This is not part of the holy Bible but today I had some kind of inspiration about a parable. Here it is:
One day a black man visited a white village.

The black man immediatly took a deep breath at the wise words.
That day he helped the old woman to do her laundry. Then he left white village and never came back. The End.
Beautiful contribution, Brother Titus.

Your story is another way of explaining why God hates interracial marriage. He created the continents. Then He put the races that tolerate heat on the hot continents, the races that survive on rice on another or so on. He put white people on the continents that would prosper because we are his chosen race.

God is not pleased with interracial marriage because it weakens the white man's place in the big picture.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-17-2017, 06:41 PM

Beautiful story. I especially liked the next to last sentence.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Default Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-18-2017, 08:12 AM

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Then he left white village and never came back.
An alternate ending: Then he left white village, after stealing a pie from a window and being beaten half-to-death by a group of pure bred white Americans who were armed thanks to their 2nd Amendment rights and who stand up during the national anthem, and never came back.
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Default Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-18-2017, 08:17 AM

I don't know why you get down on interracial minglings. Often I can easily say I enjoy black guys more than white guys. We Paddy girls know how to please!
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I don't know why you get down on interracial minglings. Often I can easily say I enjoy black guys more than white guys. We Paddy girls know how to please!

Frolicking in the trough with the cursed sons of Ham may give you a momentary thrill but you are on a one way ticket to Hell. You'll be in good company, millions of micks down there, slobbering priests and all.


There is a small chance you can be redeemed and spend your eternal life in Heaven. It is such a small chance that I hesitate to mention it. You should hope that you are noticed by a pure single True Christian™ male who can instruct you about Biblical ways and doesn't feel too much disgust about your flabby VG when, after marriage, you attempt to create some more Soldiers for Christ.


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Your story is another way of explaining why God hates interracial marriage. He created the continents. Then He put the races that tolerate heat on the hot continents, the races that survive on rice on another or so on. He put white people on the continents that would prosper because we are his chosen race.

God is not pleased with interracial marriage because it weakens the white man's place in the big picture.
Are sure this is not part of the Old Testament? I visited many Evangelicals websites who rejected the verses against race-mixing, claiming that they were meant for the Hebrews only. Also, if this was true, it would mean that the Conquistadores and the Aztecs are all in hell because they race-mixed. And many European will also be going in hell, since we are invaded by other races.

Also, when did we (Europeans) became God's Chosen People? Weren't the Jews God's chosen?
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Bible Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-20-2017, 07:26 PM

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Are sure this is not part of the Old Testament? I visited many Evangelicals websites who rejected the verses against race-mixing, claiming that they were meant for the Hebrews only. Also, if this was true, it would mean that the Conquistadores and the Aztecs are all in hell because they race-mixed. And many European will also be going in hell, since we are invaded by other races.

Also, when did we (Europeans) became God's Chosen People? Weren't the Jews God's chosen?
So many questions, dear, and all of your answers are in the Holy Bible. First, the Old Testament is not "just for the Jews." Jesus Himself said it:

Matthew 5:17-20
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

As you can see, we cannot break any of the OT laws, and Jesus wants to be more scrupulous in following the OT laws than scribes and Pharisees.

Later, after His death, Jesus changed His Mind about the dietary laws (Acts 10:9-16) and circumcision (1 Corinthians 7:17-20), which made Christianity more palatable for the gentiles. Jesus communicated these amendments to Paul and Peter. But He did not revise any other laws beside these two.

The Spanish mixing with the Indians, African slaves, etc. It is true that Spanish soldiers had serious trouble keeping their pants zipped, leading to the need to devise charts like this one:


...and trust me when I tell you this is a very simplified one!

And yes, they are all going to Hell. They are all Catholic, duh!

As for the Jews, they were God's chosen people until they killed His Only Son:

Acts 7:51-52
51 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye.
52 Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:

They asked for His Blood to be on them:

Matthew 27:24-25
24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

They just want our money:

Titus 1:10-11
10 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.

The Bible also tells us that secretly some of them are now Devil worshipers:

Revelation 3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

As you see, the Bible has the answers to all questions you might have. Anything else I can help you with, padrecito?
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So many questions, dear, and all of your answers are in the Holy Bible. First, the Old Testament is not "just for the Jews." Jesus Himself said it:

Matthew 5:17-20
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

As you can see, we cannot break any of the OT laws, and Jesus wants to be more scrupulous in following the OT laws than scribes and Pharisees.

Later, after His death, Jesus changed His Mind about the dietary laws (Acts 10:9-16) and circumcision (1 Corinthians 7:17-20), which made Christianity more palatable for the gentiles. Jesus communicated these amendments to Paul and Peter. But He did not revise any other laws beside these two.

The Spanish mixing with the Indians, African slaves, etc. It is true that Spanish soldiers had serious trouble keeping their pants zipped, leading to the need to devise charts like this one:


...and trust me when I tell you this is a very simplified one!

And yes, they are all going to Hell. They are all Catholic, duh!
Well, i was asking that because Pope Saint Pius X said insted:

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As for the Jews, they were God's chosen people until they killed His Only Son:

Acts 7:51-52
51 Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye.
52 Which of the prophets have not your fathers persecuted? and they have slain them which shewed before of the coming of the Just One; of whom ye have been now the betrayers and murderers:

They asked for His Blood to be on them:

Matthew 27:24-25
24 When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
25 Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

They just want our money:

Titus 1:10-11
10 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
11 Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.

The Bible also tells us that secretly some of them are now Devil worshipers:

Revelation 3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

As you see, the Bible has the answers to all questions you might have. Anything else I can help you with, padrecito?
According to this verses, Jews are still God chosen:
(Romans 11:1-2) I say then, God has not rejected His people, has He? May it never be! For I too am an Israelite, a descendant of Abraham, of the tribe of Benjamin. God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew Or do you not know what the Scripture says in the passage about Elijah, how he pleads with God against Israel?

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John 4:22) You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews.
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Bible Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-20-2017, 08:27 PM

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Well, i was asking that because Pope Saint Pius X said insted:
So what, we are supposed to throw away the Bible just because some pope said something contrary to the Word of God?



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According to this verses, Jews are still God chosen:
(Romans 11:1-2) I say then, God has not rejected His people, has He? May it never be! For I too am an Israelite, a descendant of Abraham, of the tribe of Benjamin. God has not rejected His people whom He foreknew Or do you not know what the Scripture says in the passage about Elijah, how he pleads with God against Israel?

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John 4:22) You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews.
Wait a minute...

I know what you are doing, and it seems to me that you are secretly a Devil worshiper yourself! You are trying to argue that the Word of God is somehow internally incoherent and contradictory, as if God was on drugs when He dictated it!

That is an abominable and blasphemous idea!

You need to learn reading the Bible verses in context. In the first case, the context is Romans chapter 10. Pay special attention to Rom 10:12, and then then Paul's complains in Rom 10:19-21. What Paul says there, is that Jews are worthless sinners who keep turning away from God. So it's not God who turned away from the Jews, it's the Jews who turned away from God. So even though the Salvation originated among Jewish followers of Jesus, Jews themselves brought God's Wrath on themselves and no longer are God's chosen nation (now it's a question of faith, not nationality, Rom 10:12).

Quod erat demonstrandum
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Default Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-19-2017, 01:02 AM

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That day he helped the old woman to do her laundry.
That, in itself, is an amazing miracle. A black man doing something useful.

If Obama had done something useful even just once during his presidency, poor Donald Trump would't have to suffer so much cleaning up Obama's mess.


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Default Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-20-2017, 01:29 AM

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This is not part of the holy Bible but today I had some kind of inspiration about a parable. Here it is:
As a home educator, and therefore semi-professional literary analyst and could-be editor (and more knowledgeable about medical issues and climate change than scientists, just saying), I will say this parable has all the hallmarks of a brilliant, timeless lesson for mankind. There is the protagonist that we can identify with, the old woman who works for the family, and the antagonist we naturally fear - the negro. Furthermore, the antagonist cannot help but change his ways and be better due to seeing the Truth™ in an organic, yet unarguable exchange. This is beautiful. I mean that sincerely.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-20-2017, 01:41 AM

Agreed. What I appreciate besides the artful subtlety of prose is the happy ending. So many stories today are bleak and cynical, but in a few short sentences you kindled Christian hope between the lines for a world free of blacks; mores specifically, blacks doing the work, free of charge.
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Default Re: The Parable of the white laundry and the black man. - 10-20-2017, 07:27 AM

He was in an awful hurry to leave without having stolen anything. I hear black people believe in voodoo; could the black man in the story have placed a curse on the old lady's sheets?
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