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Default Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-06-2016, 04:52 PM

I think I am in love.

Aimee, I am leaving you for her. If it's okay for Donald to leave three wives for younger hotter models, it's probably okay for me. I can't remember what Jesus said about that right now.

She is so smart and amazing.



But I am too late! She already is in love with our future president. Of course she is. I mean, who am I compared to The Donald?



I am sorry, Aimee. I didn't mean it!


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-06-2016, 05:26 PM

Not to mention, this lovely girl also knows the real shape of the earth, FLAT! https://youtu.be/mtZpyj4vpnM


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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-06-2016, 06:31 PM

I sent her a message to let her know that I would gladly take her to the prom if the Donald is too busy being president.


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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 02:05 AM

I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.
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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 02:22 AM

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I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.
Nope, the earth is flat. We are not joking:


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617


If the earth were spherical, the Bible would be wrong, God would not be almighty, and all our values and beliefs will start to crumble.


Lucky for us, we can prove that earth is flat!


https://www.landoverbaptist.net/inde...rth-is-flat-2/


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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 02:23 AM

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I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.
Can you back this up with scripture? If not, then it's probably not true. I know it isn't because I've ready the Bible before....multiple times.


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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 03:07 AM

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I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.
Number 2 has been already covered by Brother Gonzalez, and as far as number 1 is concerned, you're wrong on this issue, too.
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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 06:28 AM

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I truly hope you are all joking on this thread. 1. American is not a language 2. The earth is not flat, if the earth were flat our whole concept of gravity would be wrong, not to mention the multiple cameras, satellites and people who have seen the earth and said it's round.

You are mistaken on both counts, friend and I fear you have been overtaken by the Devil's scientists, them who promote foolish ideas which are in opposition to God's word.


Your first contention is the most easily dismissed. We are conversing now in the American language. It was the language of God even before there was an America. It is the language of Ronald Reagan and Dolly Parton. Your assertion seems ill considered and silly.


The Bible clearly states that the world has four corners (Revelation 7:1; Isaiah 11:12). It has been known to be flat for eons. This fact can be easily demonstrated by any map. Note that they are invariably flat. Sure, these fancy globes have become popular, but they could as easily be made square or in the form of a triangle. If I was to construct one as a trapezoid there would be people saying the world is a trapezoid. And why not, it could as easily be a trapezoid as round.


It would help you to understand the world you live in if you were to study the scriptures and learn God's word on this subject and others as well. Science is hip and everything, but we must live in the real world.


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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 05:19 PM

If the earth is flat explain this:


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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 05:31 PM

What a COLOSSAL waste of bandwidth. The picture you posted is a demonic deception. The devil is known as the deceiver for a reason.


Please stop posting that sort utter nonsense and post verses from the Bible, instead.


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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 05:42 PM

Why, this is solid proof that the earth is round. How do you explain gravity? How do you explain the many people who have seen the ROUND earth? It doesn't matter what you think anyways your ideology is dying and will die soon. - Lamarr the Communist
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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 05:55 PM

This is puzzling. In what way does that picture "prove" the Earth is round? And who can you produce who has seen a round Earth? This is more of the typical nonsense of the unsaved trolls who come here to preach science as god.


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Why, this is solid proof that the earth is round. How do you explain gravity? How do you explain the many people who have seen the ROUND earth? It doesn't matter what you think anyways your ideology is dying and will die soon. - Lamarr the Communist
Science is always changing it's mind, but the Bible never changes (Numbers 23:19; Hebrews 13:8; James 1:17). Pastor Levi Jones explains, Gravity is only a theory. Study intelligent falling or intelligent pulling. This makes sense not only from a scientific oint of view, but also from a practical one. After all, why would God created something to intentionally destroy your morals?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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How do you explain gravity? Or do you not even try to explain it, just accept that it exists and affects everything in some mysterious way? Given, that while we can model its effects to a limited degree, we really don't know how it works or even why it exists.

If you really can explain it, don't bother doing so here. There are some guys at CERN that would like to talk to you.

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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 09:50 PM

I am sorry for the image size, the computer I was using was not capable of resizing it. To respond "How do I explain gravity" I explain it by simple physics, everything has a gravitational pull but it is dictated by the mass of the object. Why you may ask?, Because this is what happens to space and light its self around object with large mass. It has been studied and proven many times. Scientists at CERN, Nasa as well as the NSAU use these calculations to launch spacecraft into space.

As for how the image proves the earth is round, you're right it doesn't. However that image came from the ISS (international space station). Many people have been up there in LEO (low earth orbit) I will just name a few recent people who have gone: Chris Hadfield (Canadian) Alex Gerst (German) Andrew Thomas (American). If you ask anyone of them what the earth's shape is they will say round.
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I am sorry for the image size, the computer I was using was not capable of resizing it. To respond "How do I explain gravity" I explain it by simple physics, everything has a gravitational pull but it is dictated by the mass of the object. Why you may ask?, Because this is what happens to space and light its self around object with large mass. It has been studied and proven many times. Scientists at CERN, Nasa as well as the NSAU use these calculations to launch spacecraft into space.

As for how the image proves the earth is round, you're right it doesn't. However that image came from the ISS (international space station). Many people have been up there in LEO (low earth orbit) I will just name a few recent people who have gone: Chris Hadfield (Canadian) Alex Gerst (German) Andrew Thomas (American). If you ask anyone of them what the earth's shape is they will say round.

It seems to me that you are trying to prove your bizarre theory by repeating your theory. That doesn't even make sense in California. There are billions of people on Earth and you name three who subscribe to your lunatic claims and expect us to buy it? We already know you are a communist and anyone who believes in that nonsense is probably crazy. In your case, it is clear that you are definitely crazy and don't get the idea we are impressed with your space rocket technical jargon.


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Many people believe the earth is round. In a NSF (National Science foundation) poll 59% said the earth was round.Cites
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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 10:30 PM

I am starting to believe you people are just trolls tying to get a rise out of people. It is apparent on the TF2 thread that baseballmom67 was not actually serious about her claim. On top of that you make wild accusations and random claims. Or maybe that is just being religious?
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I am starting to believe you people are just trolls tying to get a rise out of people. It is apparent on the TF2 thread that baseballmom67 was not actually serious about her claim. On top of that you make wild accusations and random claims. Or maybe that is just being religious?
Hi comrade Lamarr! I am glad to find you here. I am also a communist atheist, though I am one that can actually read the rules of a forum.


Before engaging in any more conversation with you, I would like to know which kind of communist you are. You know, to see if I can open the doors of my house to you or I have to hunt you down and kill you for being a treator.


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44 And all that believed were together, and had all things common;
45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.
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Default Re: Now this girl gets it. Learn to speak Americanish! - 11-07-2016, 10:39 PM

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Many people believe the earth is round. In a NSF (National Science foundation) poll 59% said the earth was round.Cites
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So what? Are we supposed to be surprised that only 41% of the population knows the Earth is flat? We are living in the age of stupidity, Lamarr. At least 25% of Americans believe there are space men flying to the Moon and about to shoot off to Mars. I doubt that 50% of the population can write a complete sentence; at least that is the evidence we here are presented with on a daily basis. Don't come here and try to educate us about fairy tales. We are on to your sly tricks.


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