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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-17-2019, 10:15 AM
Peter Fonda...drug addled son of Henry Fonda and brother of Hanoi Jane. Very disrespectful to President Trump, his family and especially to Donald's beloved son Barron. No doubt there will be a catch up with your dad in the fiery pits of hell. I can only hope that Hanoi Jane will be having a "warm" family reunion very soon.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-17-2019, 03:42 PM
H'oh boy! Looks like Satan will be easy ridin' Mr. Fonda's bunghole for some eternity to come! No mercy to law-defying libtards!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-17-2019, 05:04 PM
His daughter, Bridget, is pretty bad, too.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-18-2019, 12:32 AM
Richard Williams, the director of the sinful, bestiality-encouraging director of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" is now burning in hell, praise God! Only a true heathen would make a movie about a rabbit that's married to a human woman in a blatant and glaringly obvious violation of Leviticus 18:23.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-18-2019, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by JamesH.B
Richard Williams, the director of the sinful, bestiality-encouraging director of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" is now burning in hell, praise God! Only a true heathen would make a movie about a rabbit that's married to a human woman in a blatant and glaringly obvious violation of Leviticus 18:23.
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Well, that's what he gets for making mockery of a creation of Almighty. The loves rabbits so much that he even arranged for two of them to accompany Noah on the ark. And, yet, this "director" turned a beautiful creature into a smut-loving, lustful creep who associates with women of ill repute! The photo below says it all. For all purposes, this could have been based loosely on the life of a certain President. And if you're reading this, BILL, then you know it's the truth!
A blessed evening to you, dear Brother James,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-12-2020, 10:30 PM
Neil Peart, Rush Drummer, Dead at 67
The Christ Child has washed His Holy Hands from this degenerate sinner after Peart refused to repent following the LORD smiting his daughter at age 19, and only 5 months later the mother of this child and common-law wife with cancer. He'd been given every opportunity to apologize and dedicate his life to Jesus but refused.
Jesus tells us to let the dead bury the dead (Luke 9:60), and fret not over such a foolish choice. Neil Peart is riding the Choo Choo to HELL!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-13-2020, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
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Glory! The members of Rush were a bunch of Godless Canadian Jews whose parents claimed to be survivors of the "Holocaust." Socialist immigrant Jewish Canadian rock musicians! Truly, their music is even more sinful and wicked than the more overtly Satanic bands like Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, or the Village People.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-18-2020, 06:37 AM
LOL
You boomers sure had funny names for musical groups back then. Mother only allowed Lawrence Welk and his cast to be played in our home. Those were the only ones she owned. Father had something called Johnny Angel but mother frowned any time he played it.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-18-2020, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
LOL
You boomers sure had funny names for musical groups back then. Mother only allowed Lawrence Welk and his cast to be played in our home. Those were the only ones she owned. Father had something called Johnny Angel but mother frowned any time he played it.
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Lawrence Welk was an anathema to good music, and was corrupting America even back then - starting with the lezbean Lennon Sisters.
Welk called this a "modern spiritual", and some say he was "trolled", "pwned", or "Rick rolled" - I say he knew what he was doing, and his whole ensemble was "toking" that night - starting with the accordion player.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-18-2020, 07:18 PM
Such an obvious endorsement of the drug lifestyle. And those clothes! Wearing white doesn’t make you a saint. Those fancy dramatic hand movements are proof of demon possession.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-19-2020, 01:26 AM
I admit to being a little disappointed upon opening this thread over the past couple of days.
There have been discussions of different matters, but no one new has died since January 12, 2020.
When I click on The HELL Train thread, I expect to learn about someone who was just dispatched to hell.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-19-2020, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
There have been discussions of different matters, but no one new has died since January 12, 2020.
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Mrs. Hand, unfortunately someone precious died the 16 of this month. I'm talking about Tolkien son's Christopher. I'm pretty sure that his father was very proud of everything he did to his novels.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-19-2020, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
Mrs. Hand, unfortunately someone precious died the 16 of this month. I'm talking about Tolkien son's Christopher. I'm pretty sure that his father was very proud of everything he did to his novels.
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But did he go to hell? This is the news I need. No offense, padre, but your assurance on the matter doesn't go far.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-19-2020, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
But did he go to hell? This is the news I need. No offense, padre, but your assurance on the matter doesn't go far.
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Christopher Tolkien was directly responsible for the publication of his father's posthumous novel, The Sell-a-million, which I think is enough in itself to consign him to Hellfire for All Eternity.
As an aside, several years ago one of my boys - I forget which - begged to be allowed to read one of Tolkien's books. My dear husband, a wise parent, agreed that he could read The Lord of the Rings, but only on condition that he read the entire trilogy within a week. By the end of the first day, the child was in tears of frustration and boredom and just begging to be allowed to return to his beloved Leviticus. It is the only occasion when Matthew has ever given in to a child's pleas. I think he feared for the boy's sanity.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-20-2020, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Christopher Tolkien was directly responsible for the publication of his father's posthumous novel, The Sell-a-million, which I think is enough in itself to consign him to Hellfire for All Eternity. . . As an aside, several years ago . ..
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Well. . .as long as somebody's going to hell, I'm satisfied.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2020, 03:35 AM
And now for something completely different: eternal hellfire. British "comedian" and enemy of God Terry Jones dead at last, aged 77. He is the second member of his little troupe of hooligans and reprobates to perish, following deviant homosexual Graham Chapman in 1989, and it's been a long time coming. Jones's friend and associate Monty Python is still alive, unfortunately.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2020, 08:09 PM
Some fella named Jim Lehrer died. Don't ask me who he was. They say that he did news or something at PBS so you know that he was part of the Liberal Jedi-Mind-Meld Agenda.
That means a first class ticket on the express train to Hell. Good riddance!
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2020, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Some fella named Jim Lehrer died.
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And yet his brother/cousin/whatever Tom Lehrer remains alive.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2020, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
And now for something completely different.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ
he may burn in hell, but he and his friends knew how to argue! Reminds me of you True Christians.
Yic,
Philemon
not that you argue of course. but you know what I mean
John 10:9
I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall goe in and out, and find pasture.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-24-2020, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Philemon
he may burn in hell, but he and his friends knew how to argue! Reminds me of you True Christians.
not that you argue of course. but you know what I mean
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Er, no. This True Christian™ doesn't know what you mean. Would you care to explain? Thank you in advance.
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