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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
02-19-2007, 02:39 AM
Right after church! We were passing each other in the parking lot, and she said she's heard good things about my work for Families Against Televised Sin and some of my fine rebuking on this very forum! I swear, I almost fainted right there! The only thing better would be if Jesus Himself came down and gave me a pat on the back! She then told me to move my BMW to the correct parking area for my tithing level, and warned me she'll have it towed if I ever park there again.
Truly she is a Godly woman, and we can all only hope to be like her someday.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
02-19-2007, 05:13 AM
Imagine, meeting a celebrity such as that! I often wait outside of the church doors in hopes of catching a glimpse of a Senior Pastor or Ms. Bowers. That would truly render my life complete! I can hardly wait for Heaven when I can crack open a nice cold beer in the company of Jesus and the Landover Pastors -- what a day that will be, when we join Him in Paradise™!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
02-19-2007, 06:11 AM
Praise Jesus!
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-16-2007, 04:26 AM
Surely a good, American citizen like yourself wouldn't be found buying or driving a German-made "Eurotrash" vehicle, now would they?
"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination; I believe in life, words, and motivations."
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-16-2007, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Bernal
Surely a good, American citizen like yourself wouldn't be found buying or driving a German-made "Eurotrash" vehicle, now would they?
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I don't drive a BMW anymore, as my lot in life has improved (praise Jesus!) and I'm now driving a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano. Yes, it's made in Italy. They may be pitiful papist scum doomed for the fiery pits of Hell, but they make a mighty fine automobile. The radio I listen to Wash O'Hanley on is made in China, but that doesn't make me a commie chink sympathizer. It just means they don't make a decent radio in the United States anymore thanks to illegal immigrants destroying our manufacturing sector.
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International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-16-2007, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I don't drive a BMW anymore, as my lot in life has improved (praise Jesus!) and I'm now driving a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano. Yes, it's made in Italy. They may be pitiful papist scum doomed for the fiery pits of Hell, but they make a mighty fine automobile. The radio I listen to Wash O'Hanley on is made in China, but that doesn't make me a commie chink sympathizer. It just means they don't make a decent radio in the United States anymore thanks to illegal immigrants destroying our manufacturing sector.
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They don't make a quality *anything* in the United States anymore, except mormons. We've got plenty of those. No offense to anyone here, that was simply a generalization.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-16-2007, 04:38 PM
Trust the joo to show up to represent the "blame america first" crowd!
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-18-2007, 07:06 AM
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Trust the joo to show up to represent the "blame america first" crowd!
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I'll blame whomever is at fault, and in this case, America produces pretty poor quality products, with few exceptions.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-25-2007, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Joo
I'll blame whomever is at fault, and in this case, America produces pretty poor quality products, with few exceptions.
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America does Ford...Wait..
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Okay. So we have Dodge. Dodge is alright.
And Harley-Davidson/Indian.
Nevermind.
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Unsaved Trash Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan using different names. Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-28-2007, 01:29 PM
And Chevy, Karmic. Chevrolet is an exceptional car.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 01:02 AM
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And Chevy, Karmic. Chevrolet is an exceptional car.
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So it seems the only thing we do right is cars eh? Ok lets put that on the scales then...hmmm still totally unbalanced.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Joo
So it seems the only thing we do right is cars eh? Ok lets put that on the scales then...hmmm still totally unbalanced.
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What about food? America is the world's breadbasket. In our history we've invented wholesome products like Twinkies, Spam and Tabasco sauce. We've had exactly 2 cases of mad cow disease, while the toothless brits have had hundreds and even the japs have had around 60. America gave the world electricity, the internets, light bulbs, and baseball. Hamburgers, hot dogs, apple pie and steak.
I suppose you'd rather live like 2/3 of the world, squatting naked in some feces-infested ditch pushing berries up your nose. If you hate America so much, fell free to leave. Same with this Godly forum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
What about food? America is the world's breadbasket. In our history we've invented wholesome products like Twinkies, Spam and Tabasco sauce.
Neither Twinkies nor Spam are wholesome. Both are loaded with preservatives. A rule of thumb for prepared foods - If the ingredient list reads more like a chemistry textbook than a grocery list, leave it on the shelf.
Tabasco is the only item you listed that is actually wholesome - only three ingredients - vinegar, red peppers, and salt.
America gave the world electricity, the internets, light bulbs, and baseball. Hamburgers, hot dogs, apple pie and steak.
Hamburgers were invented in Germany, hot dogs in Vienna. And since steak is nothing more than a hunk of bovine muscle, any country in which cattle are eaten has the potential for steak.
I suppose you'd rather live like 2/3 of the world, squatting naked in some feces-infested ditch pushing berries up your nose.
I'd rather spend some of the money we feed into the Pentagon's bloated budget on food, medicine, clean water, etc for these people. You'd rather ignore them until they die off, or help only those people with the means to tithe.
If you hate America so much, fell free to leave.
My country, right or wrong, When right, to be kept right. When wrong to be put right. I'll stay and work to keep right that which is right and put right that which is wrong.
Same with this Godly forum.
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Godly? Puh-lease.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 12:07 PM
Read the Bible. If you turn away from God you starve and have to eat your children. If you believe you prosper.
Thus, America prospers and Africa is full of cannibals.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Read the Bible. If you turn away from God you starve and have to eat your children. If you believe you prosper.
Thus, America prospers and Africa is full of cannibals.
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I don't believe in your god and I have never eaten a human being, nor do I ever intend to.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
I don't believe in your god and I have never eaten a human being, nor do I ever intend to.
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The path to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
The path to Hell is paved with good intentions.
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I don't believe in Hell, so I'll just keep walking my walk.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 01:05 PM
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I don't believe in Hell, so I'll just keep walking my walk.
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Well as I've said before, you are free to believe in anything you like.
I just hope you like surprises, because girl, are you in for a big one!
I KNOW that Jesus is real, and so is hell. Deep in your heart, you know it too.
But by all means keep up your feminazi bravado if it makes you feel good. Brother Eliot and I will enjoy hearing your blood-curdling screams from the lake of fire you'll be doggy-paddling in. Yes we will girl.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Brother Eliot and I will enjoy hearing your blood-curdling screams from the lake of fire you'll be doggy-paddling in. Yes we will girl.
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Count me in too Pastor ezekiel
I want to hear her begging for mercy as Satan carries out unmentionable sexual perversions on this Heathen.
I'm so glad I'm a compassionate True Christian™.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Sister Betty Bowers spoke to me today! -
06-29-2007, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well as I've said before, you are free to believe in anything you like.
I just hope you like surprises, because girl, are you in for a big one!
I KNOW that Jesus is real, and so is hell. Deep in your heart, you know it too.
But by all means keep up your feminazi bravado if it makes you feel good. Brother Eliot and I will enjoy hearing your blood-curdling screams from the lake of fire you'll be doggy-paddling in. Yes we will girl.
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You and Eliot need to lay off the hallucinogens. You're hearing things.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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