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Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
12-23-2011, 02:45 PM
Many people all over the world think that gay anal sex is a clean thing.
So it seems very innocent to have this kind of sex.
Lets have a look at Bobby and Joe.
Bobby and Joe are homosexuals. They act like normal human beeings.
If people ask them about their sexual behaviour, they tell them that gay anal sex is perfectly clean.
So if this kind of sex is so innocent and perfectly hygienic, you may ask yourself why God hates it?
The answer is easy. Bobby and Joe are lying. Behind their smiling and charming faces they hide the
truth no one should ever know. Bobby and Joe are scat-freaks!
The facts:
1.So how much feces our body produces over the day? The average weight of a day's worth of stool is 450 grams ( U.S Citizens), which is about a pound,
but day-to-day variations are normal based on factors like diet and stress levels.
(The Europeans day's worth of stool is 100-200 grams.) The sphincter tries to close the feces in our body until
we find a toilet. If a man penetrates the sphincter the feces will flush out.
- This tells us that if a gay couple has sex one time a day, 450 grams of feces will flush out during the anal sex.
- If the gay couple has sex one time a week, the unbelievable amount of 3150 grams of feces will flush out during the anal
sex.
2.The Bristol Stool Scale tells us that our bodys produce different kind of stools.
So the man who gets penetrated could have many different kinds of stool behind his sphincter.
-If the penetrated man has type 1 stool, there is real danger for the tallywacker. They are hard and small nuts
that can easily hurt the penis.
- The type 3 stool feels very intensive because of the cracks on the survace.
- Type 4 stool is very liked by homosexuals. The stool is smooth and soft and they say it feels good and warm...
- Type 7 stool is the most unhygienic thing, as it is like water it will immediatly flush out after the sphincter is
opened.
Summary:
This is the proof that gay anal sex is very unhygienic. Gay anal sex without feces is a myth produced by the
homosexual agenda. This is the reason why many men do gay sex only one time in their life. They did not knew that
it involves so many feces.
I am not ashamed to admit that, based on this facts, i would never give a hand to any homsexual in my lifetime.
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
12-23-2011, 06:33 PM
Thank you, Brother Titus. I'd like to see the atheists try to argue with this one!
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
12-23-2011, 06:50 PM
Brother Templeton,
I sure wish I had not spread peanut butter on my toast this morning, after reading your post I was compelled to purge the contents of my stomach.
With that said, your argument is indisputable. They are sick, unclean disgusting creatures who should have a " EXIT ONLY" sign tattooed on their buttocks.
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
12-24-2011, 07:41 AM
Even the jigaboos over in africa know about this!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
12-24-2011, 08:55 PM
This is disgusting! I'd heard that they rinsed out with a garden hose or something, but apparently they'd rather "eat da poo poo".
Was that Jar Jar Binks doing that public service announcement, Zeke?
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
12-25-2011, 03:28 AM
Sickening. Why anyone would want to put their tallywacker in the same place poop goes is beyond me. A Godly, True-Christian woman's cooter is much cleaner, softer and useful than some rent-boy's poop-chute.
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
01-23-2012, 10:08 AM
Sperm and feces do not mix. God's messenger explains in detail what happens to a man's anus after years violating Leviticus.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
01-24-2012, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Isaac Fisher
Sickening. Why anyone would want to put their tallywacker in the same place poop goes is beyond me. A Godly, True-Christian woman's cooter is much cleaner, softer and useful than some rent-boy's poop-chute.
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
01-27-2012, 09:15 AM
This Godly pastor once again describes for his flock the ins and outs of gay anal sex.
I support his approach that that the best way to demonstrate the sinfulness of this activity is to describe in detail exactly how it works.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
01-27-2012, 01:09 PM
That colored boy sure does know about the Bible and the sins of the queer. I wonder who taught him so much about the Good Word?
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
01-27-2012, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Summary:
This is the proof that gay anal sex is very unhygienic. Gay anal sex without feces is a myth produced by the
homosexual agenda. This is the reason why many men do gay sex only one time in their life. They did not knew that
it involves so many feces.
I am not ashamed to admit that, based on this facts, i would never give a hand to any homsexual in my lifetime.
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
01-30-2012, 03:30 PM
Why doesn't the liberal media cover THIS next time they do one of their HOMOSEXUAL, SODOM INSPIRED stories?!
Amen Brother Titus!
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
07-27-2017, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Even the jigaboos over in africa know about this!
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4As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.
5Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
Revelation 22:12-13
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
07-30-2018, 07:41 AM
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Even the jigaboos over in africa know about this!
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Why Pastor Zeke, I couldn't help but notice even 7 years later that you must have attended this crucial meeting. I think I spotted you in the background around the :45 mark. You are very brave and admirable to grace Uganda with your presence to save them from their homosexualities.
It's touching too, how here in more civilized parts, we talk so much (and there's so much to talk about) the plights in third world nigra country, and here they are raising awareness of the sickness of faggotry in the US! Bless them.
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
04-05-2019, 08:14 PM
What if they have already excreted their daily amount before sex? And one more thing, about your little thing about how much waste would be released during sex if they had sex once a week, you are wrong, it wouldn’t build up unless they ONLY excreted during sex which they don’t, they use the bathroom. Checkmate your “scientific fact”. One more thing, it appears you guys don’t even like science as you don’t believe in evolution unlike most Christians.
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
04-05-2019, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by urMOM hahaha
What if they have already excreted their daily amount before sex? And one more thing, about your little thing about how much waste would be released during sex if they had sex once a week, you are wrong, it wouldn’t build up unless they ONLY excreted during sex which they don’t, they use the bathroom. Checkmate your “scientific fact”. One more thing, it appears you guys don’t even like science as you don’t believe in evolution unlike most Christians.
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Perhaps if you spent more time focusing on God and the Bible, you would not have time to think about gay sex and anal wastage.
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
04-06-2019, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by urMOM hahaha
What if they have already excreted their daily amount before sex? And one more thing, about your little thing about how much waste would be released during sex if they had sex once a week, you are wrong, it wouldn’t build up unless they ONLY excreted during sex which they don’t, they use the bathroom. Checkmate your “scientific fact”. One more thing, it appears you guys don’t even like science as you don’t believe in evolution unlike most Christians.
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Wow, you sure know a lot about faggot sex and poop. I urge you to put down your boyfriend's feces-encrusted member, wash your hands, and pick up a Bible. It's your ONLY hope (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13).
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
04-06-2019, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by urMOM hahaha
... One more thing, it appears you guys don’t even like science as you don’t believe in evolution unlike most Christians.
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Before I pick apart the so many things wrong with that sentence, are you a drive-by just tossing litter out the window or are you here to talk, listen, and maybe learn a little?
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Re: Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC! -
04-06-2019, 04:56 AM
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Checkmate your “scientific fact”
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You haven't posted a scientific fact.
There is an intro. thread where you can mention your credentials re. hygeine.
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