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Default The Slants Continue to Blaspheme God, Now With Sexbot (Warning! Graphic Porn!!!) - 08-05-2013, 03:02 AM

It is jokingly said by unsaved people that if you dig far enough down in the earth, you will end up in China (nonsense, of course, because the earth isn't round), but it happens to be true that the chinks dig their own hole...down towards Hell.

Made in 2011, their new robot "Charlie II" is a blasphemous attempt at recreating what they think God didn't do well enough--create the human body (Gen. 1:26).

Apparently, taking their kids to church on Sundays and raising a nice family with the bodies God gave them wasn't enough, and they weren't going to stop with just inventing cameras and trinkety junk. No, they decided to go onward and create their own version of a man to smear God's image---and their debauchery continues onward (Be warned: this video contains chink babble and graphic porn!)...



Notice how at 1:23, "Charlie II" begins to make masturbation motions, thus revealing their TRUE intentions in creating this thing. God will no doubt send more earthquakes their way soon.

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Default Re: The Slants Continue to Blaspheme God, Now With Sexbot (Warning! Graphic Porn!!!) - 08-05-2013, 03:09 AM

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It is jokingly said by unsaved people that if you dig far enough down in the earth, you will end up in China (nonsense, of course, because the earth isn't round), but it happens to be true that the chinks dig their own hole...down towards Hell.

Made in 2011, their new robot "Charlie II" is a blasphemous attempt at recreating what they think God didn't do well enough--create the human body (Gen. 1:26).

Apparently, taking their kids to church on Sundays and raising a nice family with the bodies God gave them wasn't enough, and they weren't going to stop with just inventing cameras and trinkety junk. No, they decided to go onward and create their own version of a man to smear God's image---and their debauchery continues onward (Be warned: this video contains chink babble and graphic porn!)...



Notice how at 1:23, "Charlie II" begins to make masturbation motions, thus revealing their TRUE intentions in creating this thing. God will no doubt send more earthquakes their way soon.

Pastor Ed
So this is some sort of masturbating robot? The video was very hard to get through, luckily all the clicking and grunting those people call language made it easy to remain pure


Galatians 5:16 - [This] I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.

Maybe instead of cold showers I can just listen to chinaman radio when I feel the beast grip me down there

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Default Re: The Slants Continue to Blaspheme God, Now With Sexbot (Warning! Graphic Porn!!!) - 08-05-2013, 06:30 AM

"This is the way the world ends,

This is the way the world ends,

This is the way the world ends,

Not with a BANG, but a masturbating homersexual robot..

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Default Re: The Slants Continue to Blaspheme God, Now With Sexbot (Warning! Graphic Porn!!!) - 08-05-2013, 09:56 AM

As a Christian. Don't you think calling them chinks is kind of offensive.
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Pastor Ed, this is shocking. Obviously I stopped the video before the FILTH began at 1:23 - thank you for the warning.

This is not only unGodly, it is theft of intellectual property and should be reported to the patent authorities. The good folk of Virginia Tech made a very similar robot in their Robotics and Mechanisms Laboratory not so long ago.

http://www.romela.org/main/Robotics_...sms_Laboratory

At the time I feared that this too was a blasphemy, until I looked at their website and saw their Godly slogan:

"Robot Evolution by Intelligent Design"

So I think their intentions may have been good.

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As a Christian. Don't you think calling them chinks is kind of offensive.
Why is it offensive?

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As a Christian. Don't you think calling them chinks is kind of offensive.
I find. Horrible punctuation offensive.

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Default Re: The Slants Continue to Blaspheme God, Now With Sexbot (Warning! Graphic Porn!!!) - 08-06-2013, 02:31 AM

I do apologize for the improper use of punctuation, everyone is said to make mistakes.
Now back to my statrment, i think calling them "chinks" could be offensive to some people as it is talking about their nationality.

God bless.
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I do apologize for the improper use of punctuation, everyone is said to make mistakes.
Now back to my statrment, i think calling them "chinks" could be offensive to some people as it is talking about their nationality.

God bless.

We're not really concerned with what you or "some people" find offensive. I want you to do two things for me

1) Demonstrate where in the bible being nationalistic is wrong

2) What business is it of yours, the views we share with fellow Christians on our forum

Now please keep your sassy whore mouth to yourself

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Now back to my statrment, i think calling them "chinks" could be offensive to some people as it is talking about their nationality.

God bless.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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Now back to my statrment, i think calling them "chinks" could be offensive to some people as it is talking about their nationality.

God bless.
And what "nationality" would that be - Chinese, Jap? The music being played ("Gangnam Style") is certainly Korean, but the language being spoken is just chink gibberish (as has been pointed out already).

More importantly (if you were paying any attention) is I saw some of the specifications flying by in that video. That thing has a "3-axis gyro in the pelvis" - can you imagine what that thing could do to your rectum?


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Default Re: The Slants Continue to Blaspheme God, Now With Sexbot (Warning! Graphic Porn!!!) - 08-06-2013, 05:36 AM

Look, I'm sorry you feel like that. But I just wanted to know the reason for this. I love God, please do not refer to me as scum. I will leave you alone.
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Default Re: The Slants Continue to Blaspheme God, Now With Sexbot (Warning! Graphic Porn!!!) - 08-06-2013, 05:42 AM

Also God did not create me with a "Whore" mouth okay? Forgive me, for the Bible says it, I'm sorry I disrupted your thoughts. I agree with you, this mockery of artificial intelligence is blasphemous bland disgusting.
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Default Re: The Slants Continue to Blaspheme God, Now With Sexbot (Warning! Graphic Porn!!!) - 08-06-2013, 05:53 AM

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Look, I'm sorry you feel like that. But I just wanted to know the reason for this. I love God, please do not refer to me as scum. I will leave you alone.
Enjoy Hell!

Yours in Christ
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Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.



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Default Re: The Slants Continue to Blaspheme God, Now With Sexbot (Warning! Graphic Porn!!!) - 08-06-2013, 06:10 AM

God says he will damn the malicious just like in Ezekiel's signature, So see you there my friend!
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God says he will damn the malicious just like in Ezekiel's signature, So see you there my friend!
Will you do nothing more than ramble self-consciously about nothing? Why are you here?

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Will you do nothing more than ramble self-consciously about nothing? Why are you here?

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I would like to join a good website that is full of Christ lovers, Unlike those other foul sites that joke around and trick people. I do realize that some things i say are different from your standards. I am willing to become something like you.
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I would like to join a good website that is full of Christ lovers, Unlike those other foul sites that joke around and trick people.
Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

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I do realize that some things i say are different from your standards. I am willing to become something like you.
First off, we are to speak THE SAME THINGS...

I Cor. 1:10: "Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment."

No room for disagreement. Either you agree with Jesus or you agree with Satan. Please make the right choice.

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Yeah, I hate it when that happens.



First off, we are to speak THE SAME THINGS...

I Cor. 1:10: "Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment."

No room for disagreement. Either you agree with Jesus or you agree with Satan. Please make the right choice.

Second off, you'll forgive me if I say you sound somehow less than convincing by way of your intentions.

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