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Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 06-14-2017, 03:47 PM

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And so what about backsliding? What about the Christians who will be left behind when Jesus comes back? Even Jesus was tempted by satan.
Judge them by their fruits. They were never truly Christian to begin with. That's why we at Landover make the trademarked distinction between Christianity and True Christianity.

Jesus was tempted, but never faltered. As True Christians will never falter, strong in Christ's Love. Temptations abound!

The Way is narrow. There will be fewer who truly find Christ than attended the 2016 Battle of Bristol.
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Jesus Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 07-25-2017, 11:01 PM

LOL Heathens is about the criticism new fans of the band face from the old fans. Ride is about life's journey, and how Tyler (the leader singer) feels like dying is easy, but finding someone or something to live for is one of life's greatest challenges.
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LOL Heathens is about the criticism new fans of the band face from the old fans. Ride is about life's journey, and how Tyler (the leader singer) feels like dying is easy, but finding someone or something to live for is one of life's greatest challenges.
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Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 07-26-2017, 07:45 AM

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OK, I've heard of this "pop" culture so looked for a definition to refute your point. You may do so too, of course.

In the process I came across a source I'd normally be loath to post but read EVERY ENTRY and NONE OF THE DEFINITIONS in any way reflect what you've said EVEN THOUGH THEY QUOTE THE VERY SONG! Right there in the 1st definition!! Reading on we come to the following:
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heathen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

4)people who like to act rowdy and make lots of noise, especially when it's a set of guys at parties, or a clique of aggressive girls who look like they like to cause a little trouble (and usually show the club a good time in the process)
5)people who look like they've never been to school or something but they dress like they're in the club right out of the trendy mall, basically a certain kind of hip hop crew that likes to dance or college athletes/frat guys that go out to drink and party with their regular posse and are kind of known around and kind of like to look aggressive, drink alot and most likely seek premarital sex (duh) or at least get some digits, they tend to look a little flashy or "dress to impress" but always as a specific set of regulars
.. etc.
Satan uses the "pop" music to spread his heathen agenda across the world. Heathenism..bedfellow with paganism, witchcraft, necromancy, Islam and other destructive cults..is just one tint of evil available from the pallet of sin.
But it's all sin.
It all leads to the same place:
HELL FOREVER
Now perhaps you will be thinking "wow" and "wot a moron" but just consider what is being served up here. Satan has a broad portfolio of temptations available to keep his minions on message. Satan is very much results driven. He doesn't care what the lyrics sound like to you but how you react when you hear them. The "pop" is very consistent in this respect. Bing Crosby, Keely Smith, Elvis Costello, Alex Krull, Carla Harvey and Heidi Shepherd, Slash, Blood Duster, yes we all know this stuff.
All basically the same.
All satanic.
All the time.
How are The Twenty-one Pilots any different? They are not. They glorify destruction, celebrate heathenism, kick out the most dreadful racket like all grindcore freaks and just look at the results. Just run a simple check for yourself. Let's kick off with Keely Smith in 1958 doing a little number also performed, I believe, by Rod Stewart and Kermit The Frog.



What happened next?
..Up went the Berlin wall, a shield for communism against any witness from Christians as directed by God.
..Hippies started taking LSD.
..Weird Al Yankovic was born.
The list goes on but all together a distinct pattern emerges. First it's in with the "pop" music. Next, among the heathen, it's moral decrepitude. Satan wants to spread hatred everywhere with his signature of mayhem, bloodshed and despair. Jesus told us that would happen and now it is happening but will the heathens listen? No. Of course not. In their warped reality only distorted vocals and being misunderstood rate attention.
Don't fall in.
Burn all the "pop" music.
Turn to Jesus today.
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Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 10-05-2017, 07:15 PM

I would like to respond to the accusation that 21 pilots is satanic.

Because it is easy to debate interpretation of their newest songs, I will not post my interpretation (if you are interested in my interpretation just ask)


Instead, I will go on the defense.


To access their most Christian work, we must first visit New Albany Music.


What? You say, this is not 21 pilots.


well, no it is not, but it is their church and they performed there as 21 pilots.


Let's examine these lyrics:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq09EEhOmsE


"Jesus, you are the Lord of Glory" - there is not much here left to interpretation, but if you find fault, pls let me know


"You're the Light"


And here is one featuring Tyler Joseph, the singer/songwriter for 21 Pilots.


"Dead Come Alive"I felt alone in the world on my own then You came to meHope flowing through my veinsI was lost in the black so far goneThen You drank my shame letting sin flow through Your veins Lord You are good oh God You're so goodLord You are good oh God You're so good You were there from the start before it allStill You left Your throne love lowered down in the fleshBorn to serve born to heal and to lay your lifeYou're the final offering cause up from the grave You rose Oh the miracle You're the miracleThat makes the dead come alive Let me take a little second to tell you as we see a prophecy that came trueYou see we need to believe that he literally bled throughthe clothes on his back his sweat the day was just like crimson raincrimson stains tide bounty and the devil can't wash these stains awayWho's he you ask he's a friend of mecause my inability he was sent from meI hear birds and trees they're all telling meit's a good thing he won Gethsemanecause this enemy is to much for meand this flesh and world is triple teaming meit seems to be the very end I scream please oh please pass this cup from me!The thing is it did passand it passes every dayhe took my cup from me and gracefully he drank the graveand I don't mean to speak blasphemy when I saybut I am speaking of the day when my God passed away, Okay?no wait wait wait no that's not it no that's not allI don't wanna leave you hangingthis stories banging against my throat and against these wallsIt cant be contained no it wont stay in here it will thrivecause stories just don't die when the dead come aliveOh the miracle You're the miracle That makes the dead come alive
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if you are interested in my interpretation just ask
No, thank you very very much for the offer, but I'd rather hear 2 hours of Hillary Clinton singing in the shower. And that is sayng A LOT.


As for 21 pilots being in a Church. Our Jew accountants often go to our Churchs, in order to keep IRS out of our well-earned tithes.


And they are not going to Heaven either.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Because it is easy to debate interpretation of their newest songs, I will not post my interpretation (if you are interested in my interpretation just ask)


Instead, I will go on the defense.
You're confused, friend. There is no defense. There is no debate. We're right and you're wrong according to Christ Jesus and the Holy Bible. I believe the Lord thy God has brought you here to confess your sins and accept Christ into your heart right now! Today is a good day for redemption!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 10-07-2017, 12:06 AM

Everyone is born with a dirty soul. Living in darkness, without the Light of Jesus, has produced a set of values in which words have no meaning so whatever is said becomes valueless. The next day, what reason is there to show any integrity? Just say the opposite. This is what happens when people try to live without God. So when you post some words about Gethsemane how can we tell whether they're genuine? Has the writer really moved from living in darkness to living in The Light, a move of such immense magnitude transcending even death that he can sing of nothing else? Or does he still feel the dirt clinging, desirous only of singing about sin's burden and the inspiration of death? How could we tell that?


From 2015:

Can you save
Can you save my
Can you save my heavy dirty soul?
Can you save
Can you save my
Can you save my heavy dirty soul?
For me, for me, oh
Can you save my heavy dirty soul?
For me, for me, oh
Can you save my heavy dirty soul?

Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit
Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit

Can you save
Can you save my
Can you save my heavy dirty soul?
Can you save
Can you save my
and so on ad infinitum
What sort of a Christian would come up with stuff like that? Having been set free from infinite destruction and everlasting torment, having been purchased with such a high price is such a vast deliverance that it becomes the song of one's life. Christians do not go around moping about their heavy dirty soul and such songs in no way resonate with any Christian. Anyone producing such obsessive stuff, and marketing it to corrupt others, is working plain and simple for SATAN. The story all Christians have to share is our assurance of joy, redemption and praising Jesus for ever and ever. Not having a heavy dirty soul. This is what should be coming out from loudspeakers, not The 21 Pilots nonsense.

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Guns Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 12-12-2017, 05:30 PM

you people disgust me. You make accusations on people with NO PROOF whatsoever. Heathens = a song for a movie. ride = taking time in life before death and stressed out = missing the "good old days" of their childhood. If being stressed was truly a sin, then why does the bible exist? Besides. a random guy could rape someone and get ridiculed, but a pope can do it and it's fine. Because the little girl "had a demon in themselves. There is no god or jesus and you have no proof either way.
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Oh ya and atheism isn't a religion. We don't hate god. We don't beleive him how could we hate him? Oh one more thing. Is it true that a christian muderer can go to heaven, but an atheist who has done nothing but good in his life goes to... the place? *bleep* you all.
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Oh ya and atheism isn't a religion. We don't hate god. We don't beleive him how could we hate him? Oh one more thing. Is it true that a christian muderer can go to heaven, but an atheist who has done nothing but good in his life goes to... the place? *bleep* you all.
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An atheist cannot do good. It is by definition impossible. The definition is as follows:

Psalms 14:1
(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.


And, you are right. Unbelievers are doomed.

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.



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Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 12-12-2017, 05:50 PM

id rather be in hell, then with a homophobic god.
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Oh ya and atheism isn't a religion. We don't hate god. We don't beleive him how could we hate him? Oh one more thing. Is it true that a christian muderer can go to heaven, but an atheist who has done nothing but good in his life goes to... the place? *bleep* you all.
Ok, you don't believe in God.
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id rather be in hell, then with a homophobic god.
I am afraid that the afterlives are not sequential. You can't be first in Hell and then with God. However, I am pleased that you discarded your atheism so rapidly. You now are now on equal terms with the demons. There is still hope!

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Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 12-12-2017, 07:08 PM

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you people disgust me.
Have you ever considered dear, that you disgust Jesus and we're only trying to help you not be so repulsive before His Divine and Merciful Eyes? We're trying to help so you can avoid an eternity of damnation based on your unwillingness to believe the events recorded in the Holy Bible are all 100% Truth®.


You see, to Jesus, an unregenerated soul such as yours is so disgusting that He calls them "filthy rags" (Isaiah 64:6). These rags refer to menstrual rages. Long before sanitary napkins were invented, women would retreat to menstrual huts to endure Satan's Waterfall every month. Women who were travelling, like Rebecca (Genesis 31:34-35), would sit on a pile of rags to soak up the menstrual blood. I imagine their slaves would then wash them out either at the end of the day or at the end of the trip, after all it's not like Israel had a Walmart in which one could purchase a new pile of rags every month.


Imagine how disgusting that would have been, schlepping around a burlap sack full of bloody rags, attracting flies, and at night bugs and bats and rats. Imagine the foul smell, the growing pile of dirty rags as the week goes on. Imagine having to then wash those rags out, beating them up against rocks days, if not weeks of drying out.


This, my dear, is how Jesus sees you.


Who do you think deserves more sympathy? A bunch of "gamers" who wish nothing more than to mock and ridicule Christ and reject His temporary sacrifice made to fulfill a contract made on their behalf without their consent, or Jesus - who suffered a very bad weekend on your behalf?


I say this in Christian Love:


Stop being so disgusting yourself, and learn the Truth®.


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Scared Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 12-12-2017, 07:17 PM

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you people disgust me. You make accusations on people with NO PROOF whatsoever. Heathens = a song for a movie. ride = taking time in life before death and stressed out = missing the "good old days" of their childhood. If being stressed was truly a sin, then why does the bible exist? Besides. a random guy could rape someone and get ridiculed, but a pope can do it and it's fine. Because the little girl "had a demon in themselves. There is no god or jesus and you have no proof either way.
Such seething hate friend, in this month, Holiest of months, when we celebrate the coming of Christ, the Birth of the Holy Ghost and the begi9nning of the countdown to the Rapture©.
John 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

1st John 3:2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.

Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.

You also need to realize this:
1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17
But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Finally, consider what He teaches us with these poignant and beautiful, words:
2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.

I'll pray for your worthless soul. While it may not do you any good, it is a credit that goes in my permanent record in Heaven.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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id rather be in hell, then with a homophobic god.
Be careful what you wish for.
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 12-13-2017, 05:38 PM

I love how you guys put tm after save XD
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Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 12-13-2017, 05:44 PM

Okay well. Could I just put up a friendly argument of why twenty one pilots done equel profligates?
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Okay well. Could I just put up a friendly argument of why twenty one pilots done equel profligates?
I'd much rather see a friendly testimony! I want to hear all about how you best serve Christ in your day-to-day life! How has He changed you and remade you into His Own Special Flesh-Puppet?




Some *real* music to inspire you!



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Default Re: Twenty One Pilots = Twenty One Profligates, Should Be "Stressed Out" Of The Country! - 12-13-2017, 05:59 PM

okay, well. The truth is I am becoming christian. And twenty one pilots are the ones who made me that way. Tyler joseph's songs included just like yesterday (About the rapture) Save (About confessing to jesus and asking to be saved) Drown (About being washed of his sins) And many more! You could call twenty one pilots a semi-christian band
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