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Default Re: I need a Landover man to look at my penis - 11-01-2020, 04:52 AM

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Jesus Re: I need a Landover man to look at my penis - 11-07-2020, 07:59 AM

I am wondering if this thread was the pivot point that made Jesus delay the winning results of President Trump to be counted after the election. As he is stagnating His return, so He might be teaching us a lesson in chastity because of these for Him unfamiliar discussions about penises.

Ezekiel 24:13
In thy filthiness is lewdness: because I have purged thee, and thou wast not purged, thou shalt not be purged from thy filthiness any more, till I have caused my fury to rest upon thee.

It is highly likely that if we ask Jesus for forgiveness and never ever utter the word penis again, He could turn the election to President Trump's favor. What would Jesus know about penises, anyway?


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Default Re: I need a Landover man to look at my penis - 11-07-2020, 10:59 AM

I'm happy to agree with you on this. Recently I confronted my own innate desires and ended up with three deprecating trophies and a reduced reputation. Unlike Mr. Machine, I don't know if an interfaith circle yerk can rectify the damage. Let's end the non-stop penis talk so we can mount Mr Trump at the top of the poll again. In Jesus name I pray
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