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Exclamation Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years - 05-26-2011, 07:18 PM

Jif Peanut Butter: "Choosy mothers choose Jif."



Women are simpletons and should never make choices, not even regarding peanut butter. They should pray to Jesus or call their husbands for guidance. The slogan should be: "Subservient mothers take a moment and petition Jesus or phone their husbands to find out whether they should buy Jif or not." That's a whole lot catchier, too.


Taco Bell: "Yo QuZero Taco Bell."



I don't know what this gibberish means, and that frightens me. Repeating it could summon demons, or, worse yet, Mexicans.


AT&T: "Reach out and touch someone."



Touching leads to fornication. I never even so much as tap someone on the shoulder for fear that my tallywacker will end up in a dark, dank place it doesn't belong. AT&T, fully aware of where touching leads, attempted to instigate a mass orgy with this deplorable slogan in 1979. What they failed to notice was that there already was a mass orgy going on--it was, after all, the 70s.


Doublemint Gum: "Double your pleasure, double your fun with Doublemint Gum."



Pleasure and fun should never be doubled. If anything, they should be halved. At least.


Charmin Toilet Tissue: "Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"



"Charmin" was a euphemism for ding-dongs in a series of commercials that featured a grocer named Mr. Whipple. Horny housewives couldn't keep their hands off of the Charmin, prompting Mr. Whipple to say the above slogan. Okay. I'm on board. "Ladies, don't squeeze shlongs" seems like a message that espouses wholesome, Christian values. Not so fast. These commercials would invariably end with Mr. Whipple squeezing the Charmin, his eyes glazed over in queer delight. This slogan is gay propaganda in sheep's clothing. Also, "Charmin" sounds French, adding to the gayness. And the name "Whipple" is pretty dirty-sounding.

Of course, Charmin has pictures of babies on their packaging, so this slogan may be about squeezing infants to death, or possibly squeezing baby peckers. I'm not sure. Give me a little more time on this one.


Allstate: "You're in good hands."



From the sound of it, this insurance company likes to grope its customers. Their repugnant logo is a pair of perverted, outstretched hands that appear eager to cup my genitals. Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Allstate.


Rolaids: "How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S."




Television can be a wonderful babysitter, playmate, parent, and/or teacher provided it is tuned in to the Christian Television Network. CTN strictly offers factual information; e.g., dinosaur bones were strategically placed by Satan to fool mankind about the Earth's age. Secular television spreads misinformation and stultifies the minds of American children. Case in point: the above slogan. Relief is most certainly not spelled r-o-l-a-i-d-s. No wonder all I see are chinks and Hindus in American spelling bees.


Ball Park Franks: "They plump when you cook 'em."



Does anyone not think of engorged tallywackers when hearing this slogan? Scores of women have become pecker-craving fiends because of this insidious advertising campaign's not-so-subtle message. After viewing a commercial in which the slogan was featured, my neighbor's wife became an uncontrollable harlot and tried to cook my Ball Park Frank. Fortunately, my tallywacker remained virtuous and did not succumb to advertising-induced fornication.*


Johnson's Baby Shampoo: "No more tears."



Children are supposed to cry while in the bathtub. I used to rub soap and/or shampoo and/or bath salt in my daughters' eyes while my wife bathed them. Sure, it made them scream at the top of their lungs and cry their eyes out, but it also made them have unpleasant associations with being naked so they didn't become whores.** That's called good parenting, folks.



*It did become semi-plump.

**Unfortunately, they did become whores. In retrospect, I should have rubbed soap/shampoo/bath salt in their eyes and made the bathwater scalding hot. Let that be a lesson to all of you new parents out there.
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Default Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years - 05-26-2011, 07:28 PM



Brother Hatchet, I have not even fully read your expose' before I became compelled to address this one.

Obviously, what he is squeezing is a Baby's bottom and not some dang ol dang ol paper towel roll.

What is he, a God-Damned pervert?!

I asked that question rhetorically

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Default Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years - 05-26-2011, 07:36 PM

I have said it before and I will say it again; toilet paper is nothing more than a tool to aid in masturbation. Of course they advertise it is soft, so they can get more men to self pollute themselves.

I challenge any many here to tell me he can't resist fornicating with roll of soft toilet paper! You can't! Face it! That's why I won't let soft toilet paper into my house.



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Default Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years - 05-26-2011, 08:23 PM

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I have said it before and I will say it again; toilet paper is nothing more than a tool to aid in masturbation. Of course they advertise it soft, so they can get more men to self pollute themselves.

I challenge any many here to tell me he can't resist fornicating with roll of soft toilet paper! You can't! Fact it! That's why I won't let soft toilet paper into my house.
Amen, Brother. There's even one called "Angel Soft." I am outraged by such sacrilege.



Notice how a baby graces the packaging as well. The toilet paper industry is surely headed by perverts and pedophiles who hate God.
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Default Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years - 05-26-2011, 08:28 PM

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Notice how a baby graces the packaging as well. The toilet paper industry is surely headed by perverts and pedophiles who hate God.
They also did something for Welsh people:



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I'm getting really tired of Philips and their bad gas colon health advertisements. Do I really need to be reminded of this?



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Default Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years - 06-04-2011, 04:36 AM

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They also did something for Welsh people:

Why is it always Wales that gets the sheep jokes? New Zealand has more sheep than Wales.
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I challenge any man here to tell me he can't resist fornicating with roll of soft toilet paper! You can't! Face it! That's why I won't let soft toilet paper into my house.
I use soft toilet paper in my house and I resist the urge to fornicate by asking God to aid me. No toilet paper is a match for His power. Praise Jesus .

Just out of curiousity, what do you use if not toilet paper?
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Default Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years - 05-26-2011, 11:53 PM

And what of THIS owfull comercial? Is makeing joke about the F word I think and generally being rude! I'm no aprove of this. Especially of some of the ladys in it.



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Not a slogan as such but still offensive

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Default Re: Advertising Slogans That Have Offended Me Over the Years - 05-26-2011, 09:27 PM

Anything relating to "feminine freshness." First, if God wanted you to feel "fresh" during that time, He would not have called you unclean and commanded your separation. Second, we men don't want to hear about it. In fact, I think it's all a plot by the feminazis to erase gender differences by letting the inferior sex run around all month as though God had blessed them with baby-batter nozzles and not cursed them with baby ovens.


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