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Icon47 It's the Pope's Fault! Jesus designed the Corona Virus to End the Catholic Swarm! - 04-03-2020, 11:32 AM

Jesus is responsible for everything that takes place on Earth and in Heaven. He is also responsible for everything that does not take place on Earth, in Heaven or in Hell. He often chooses not to prevent disasters. We owe our Eternal gratitude to Him because He has taken and takes and will take repulsive sinners down to Hell for Eternal Torment.

We are all aware of the plague called the Coronavirus or Covid-19. Admittedly, the younger generation mostly still thinks that it is a video game with scantily-clad harlots for the benefit of the sodomite women tired from yet another day of plumbing renovation and with barechested ephebes for the amusement of the homosexual majority of the men in the modern word. But I digress. The coronavirus has all the characteristics of Jesus's handiwork: not too lethal, economically costly, and targeted at the Catholics, communists, New Yorkers, and Californians.




The ugly Truth™ is that the Pope is the culprit. Jesus clearly indicates with the pandemic nomenclature that the Catholic church and its travesty of a Holy Book, the Vulgate, are the principal causes of this calamity. Behold, verses of the Vulgate.

***WARNING! FALSE BIBLE VERSES BELOW***

Lamentations 5:16 VUL
cecidit corona capitis nostri vae nobis quia peccavimus


The REAL Lamentations 5:16 KJV
The crown is fallen from our head: woe unto us, that
we have sinned!


Proverbs 12:4 VUL
mulier diligens corona viro suo et putredo in ossibus eius quae confusione res dignas gerit

The REAL Proverbs 12:4 KJV
A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as
rottenness in his bones.


Proof positive: the Papists have sinned and continue to sin and there is a certain rottenness in their bones. Everybody knows that. We need not go any further. The Popes have for millennia harassed Jesus with this extremely dangerous parody of the real KJV Bible, a wonderful American book that the Catholicks took and twisted into the Vulgate, the manual for altar boy abuse, the book that gave birth to the Quran and the Islamic heresy. During the dark centuries after the demise of the Roman Empire, they could have turned to the King James Version but instead they produced the Vulgate that mentions the "corona" a total of 21 times!!

What would the number "21" mean? Why is Jesus so aggravated because of this?
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The number 21 is another number of supreme numerological importance, it symbolizes perfection, integrity and all powerful unity.
In fact, it is a symbol of Jesus and/or President Trump! The Latin Vulgate mocked Jesus. Jesus saw it and in secret, He designed the Corona virus to show the Popes that He means business. Obviously, by corrupting the KJV into Vulgate the Popes have also upset the Holy Spirit and their case is thus closed (Matthew 212:31).

In Summary:
  • KJV -> corrupted
  • Corruption + Popes -> the Vulgate
  • "Corona" mentioned 21 times, while searching the Vulgate for the word "Christ" yields zero -> Jesus becomes furious
  • Jesus shows the Pope the bejeezuz and invents the Corona plague. Thank you, Sweet Jesus!
  • -> Countless Vatican-dwellers die, Jesus does nothing to prevent that
  • -> Glory!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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