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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
Exactly. God is completely heterosexual, like Ted Haggard.
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Amen, Larry. However, in GOD's defense, there is nothing in the Bible to suggest that He partook of homosexualized sex in order to establish just how very completely heterosexual He is ... after all, I'm fairly certain that is what Ted did? Stuffed himself silly with the Fruit of Homo Knowledge in order to completely reject said knowledge -- and only by being comfortable with and complete in his heterosexuality was Ted able to purge himself of his internalized heterophobia. Glory!
Perhaps Ted came to realise that every act of G.A.S. is a form of hetero-bashing -- and therefore is a hate crime.