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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-05-2010, 12:56 AM

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I must say, your obvious racism, sexism, and homophobia opened my eyes. We should get rid of every person who is different than us, because, even though they may be good people, they are different than us. God tells us that if a person is different, we kill them. No questions asked. That makes 100% total sense.
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It is not racism, it's just following God's Word. The wants us to kill all evil from this earth, including the evil negros.

Gays are just as evil, doing thier evil anal sex which is destroying out economy, they shall happily burn in hell in the flaming ocean of sulfur!!
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-05-2010, 01:01 AM

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I think that is some slang accrnym for Bead Sex. Some perverted Sodomite form of anal sex toying. Disgusting.
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-05-2010, 02:06 AM

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Then what's with the hate of Obama? The poster above my other post said "Stop the negro president." Please advise, that is racism.
You can't justify racism by accusing other unsaved trash of being racist. Of course the unsaved trash are racist. You're unsaved trash yourself. Racist unsaved trash. Racism is not tolerated here. Haven't we had this conversation already?

Are you also saying that Obama should be allowed to destroy America without any interference just because he's a jig? Are you racist against Americans?


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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-05-2010, 06:53 AM

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You can't justify racism by accusing other unsaved trash of being racist. Of course the unsaved trash are racist. You're unsaved trash yourself. Racist unsaved trash. Racism is not tolerated here. Haven't we had this conversation already?

Are you also saying that Obama should be allowed to destroy America without any interference just because he's a jig? Are you racist against Americans?
Amen, brother! I get real sick of these intolerant racist fools who sign up on our forums and start spewing out hate speech. Before any unsaved trash wishes to persecute a person, just because they were born of a lesser race, then they need to read this!

The Good Book says: There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. (Gal 3:28) so it doesn't matter if you're fortunate enough to be a man or have the rotten luck of entering life as a baby-making helpmeet, blessed by God to be a pure beautiful white or cursed by Him to be a swarthy sambo, Jesus is color-blind when it comes to Salvation®!



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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-07-2010, 05:50 AM

Call me stupid if you want to . I am still trying to understand just why it is that Homersexurals want to stick their tallywackers up another mans exit only place. That is just wrong on so many levels, and God forbids it!
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-07-2010, 01:43 PM

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Call me stupid if you want to . I am still trying to understand just why it is that Homersexurals want to stick their tallywackers up another mans exit only place. That is just wrong on so many levels, and God forbids it!
You are not the only one, who finds it disturbing James. God makes it very clear in Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-08-2010, 01:42 AM

PRAY TO END HOMOPHOBIC BIGOTS...please go die in a piffleing fire xoxo
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-08-2010, 01:47 AM

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Why so upset, sunshine? The Bible is very clear on its stance against homosexuality. If you have a problem with that, perhaps you should take it up with God instead of screaming at us.


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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-08-2010, 01:49 AM

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PRAY TO END HOMOPHOBIC BIGOTS...please go die in a piffleing fire xoxo
Thanks for persecuting us for our religious beliefs, you intolerant atheist freak. The Lord says we are blessed by your hatred of us.

Matthew 5:10-11 10Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:


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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-08-2010, 03:27 AM

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PRAY TO END HOMOPHOBIC BIGOTS...please go die in a piffleing fire xoxo
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-08-2010, 12:54 PM

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Call me stupid if you want to . I am still trying to understand just why it is that Homersexurals want to stick their tallywackers up another mans exit only place. That is just wrong on so many levels, and God forbids it!
I dont' know neither Mr. Dewitt when a man sticks his you know what into another mans' you know where it hurts real bad or so im' told.
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Call me stupid if you want to . I am still trying to understand just why it is that Homersexurals want to stick their tallywackers up another mans exit only place. That is just wrong on so many levels, and God forbids it!
I don't understand why homosexuals want to do what they want to do either. I don't see why a man would be attracted to a big, hairy, muscular guy.


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I don't understand why homosexuals want to do what they want to do either. I don't see why a man would be attracted to a big, hairy, muscular guy.
Yes because smooth, hairless thin boys are more of your type, hmm?



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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 12-19-2010, 03:57 AM

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Gay, Anal Sex is the single most destructive causal force in nature today, the favorite weapon of the Devil. Here is a short list of things wrong with Gay, Anal Sex, or G.A.S. herein.

G.A.S. releases toxic fumes into the environment when feces is burned by the friction of one man's member against the other man's prostate. This burning feces is released into the atmosphere in the form of methane gas, which depletes the ozone layer and causes global warming, thus proving that liberals are causing global warming with their G.A.S., and not Godly Republicans!

Apparently, you're living in a very sheltered life. If you'd like for me to roll over and believe that any anal intercourse produces a toxic gas that messes with ANY part of the brain and depletes the ozone layer, you must first give me SCIENTIFIC proof from a laboratory.

G.A.S. kills brain cells. The noxious fumes released from G.A.S. enter the central nervous system through the colon and the mucous membranes causing a euphoric sensation that can induce psychotic episodes. Little boys forced to watch G.A.S. can inhale these fumes through the nose or mouth and be stricken with similar symptoms to marijuana users: violent behavior, increased sexual desires, and the AIDS virus.


Funny, I was taught AIDS was an STD- as in bodily fluids BEING EXCHANGED.


G.A.S. renders the sphincter loose and functionless. How is the sphincter supposed to retain feces, when it has a man's penis constantly pumping in and out of it like a jackhammer? Like a blown gasket, the sphincter of the receiving homosexual is no longer able to retain feces, which is why gay men eat so many vegetables.

GOOD LORD! FORGIVE ME FOR LIKING BROCCOLI! OH MY LORD!

G.A.S. causes God to strike its perpetrators down with the AIDS virus and the virus that causes AIDS. The AIDS virus needs no introduction.

Wrong again, dear. AIDS comes from the ones who chose to have intercourse with animals, as research indicates it was mutated from a simalar virus in common animals.

G.A.S. is habit forming, and causes its perpetrators to becomes obsessed with spreading homosexuality to little children. New recruits are indoctrinated by prolonged sessions of ritual rape and other forms of anal abuse, often involving male idols, which are expressly forbidden by God, especially when inserted into the anus.

Do NOT mix homosexuality- an uncontrollable attraction to love of the same sex- with molestation. Yes, it is true that psychological effects of sexual confusion have been known to sometimes result from molestation, but everyone loves who they love. I love my boyfriend, and he loves me. You love your husband. Your husband loves you. It's just that simple. Don't dwell on things you cannot control.

G.A.S. is forbidden by the KJV1611, and is therefore inherently wrong.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version) 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.


2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)


1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


Let us all pray vigorously for an end to G.A.S. and its kissing cousin, the Lesbian Straddlehold. May these abominations be wiped out from God's Creation!!!

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

Hello, it's nice to meet you. I say that with the utter most respect, as I am about to point out the harmful, destructive mis-representations you have decided to write. Perhaps, as your location states "under the direct supervision of my husband", your sheltered lifestyle has caused you to stereotype the world. Well, dear, I suggest you focus on reading instead of hanging around this site. First, no intercourse of any sexual nature creates a gas of any sort. Unless you're smoking something during sexual intercourse, there is no smoke- only love blooming between two individuals holding an everlasting desire for each other. Second, Global Warming is a natural occurring event causing a shift in the melting and freezing of the poles. As the North melts, the South freezes. No, this does not end the world. It only shifts that more ice is around the Southern region than the Northern one. As for your view that homosexuality increases it in children, why were there the first homosexuals? God created them in his image, did he not? If he hated homosexuals, he would not have given them the life they so cherish. In fact, statistics INDICATE that children growing up in an enviornment with caregivers of a homosexuality lifestyle tend to be more ACCEPTING and WELL BEHAVED than those who grow up in a household where homosexuality is not present. Rome, in the early centuries, ENCOURAGED homosexual relationships between their warriors on the many decades of being away from women and children. And, isn't the same Rome that also accepted Christianity under Constantine? Oh, wait, I BELIEVE IT IS! So, nothing against you- I think you seem like a lovely lady, but you should face the facts instead of believing the rubbish of society.

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If he hated homosexuals, he would not have given them the life they so cherish.
*Sigh* For the millionth time today. Queers are an abomination before the LORD. It is a choice. God didn't make them any way. The queers chose to sin before God.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father.
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.


2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


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In fact, statistics INDICATE that children growing up in an enviornment with caregivers of a homosexuality lifestyle tend to be more ACCEPTING and WELL BEHAVED than those who grow up in a household where homosexuality is not present.
Shocking! Children raised by fags are more accepting of it than kids raised by normal people who are revolted by you people.


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Rome, in the early centuries, ENCOURAGED homosexual relationships between their warriors on the many decades of being away from women and children.
Having lived in Roman society is probably why Paul went so far out of his way to denounce them.


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*Sigh* For the millionth time today. Queers are an abomination before the LORD. It is a choice. God didn't make them any way. The queers chose to sin before God.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father.
And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)


1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.




Shocking! Children raised by fags are more accepting of it than kids raised by normal people who are revolted by you people.




Having lived in Roman society is probably why Paul went so far out of his way to denounce them.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Levi. I'm disappointed in you. Talk, talk, talk, and no proof. You have no basis for argument, so why fight me?
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, Levi. I'm disappointed in you. Talk, talk, talk, and no proof. You have no basis for argument, so why fight me?
I posted 13 scriptures relating to homerism. Where's your proof that God likes queers? Where is your proof that queers make "better behaved" children?


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I posted 13 scriptures relating to homerism. Where's your proof that God likes queers? Where is your proof that queers make "better behaved" children?
I prove my points through everyday life- through statistics set by scientists. You quote a book that, when interpretted in a harsh way, has the power to kill. To be perfectly blunt, I'm disappointed that I have a more clear definition and view of religion than all of you, though I've never set foot inside a church for about two years. Well, Levi, you played well. I request you ban me, though, as I do not wish to have any tie to a hate group. I only pray that you see the error in your ways and find the true light of God's love. Bless you, Levi. And, goodnight, as it's midnight.

All the best with your quest to find the real Lord,
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I prove my points through everyday life- through statistics set by scientists. You quote a book that, when interpretted in a harsh way, has the power to kill.
Interpreted? Ah yes, the false Christian's way of saying, "You refuse to cherrypick and look the other way like I do."

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To be perfectly blunt, I'm disappointed that I have a more clear definition and view of religion than all of you,
That's the thing. You don't have a clue what is in the religion. Sit down and actually read the Bible cover to cover some time.

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though I've never set foot inside a church for about two years.
It shows.

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I request you ban me.
No. Come back any time you want a free Bible lesson.

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I only pray that you see the error in your ways and find the true light of God's love. Bless you, Levi. And, goodnight, as it's midnight.

All the best with your quest to find the real Lord,
Same to you. I'll be praying for you as well.
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There are so many reasons to stop homosexuality, but not only this but also Islam wich is a satanistic cult trying to destroy as many souls as possible.
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