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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 01-15-2011, 01:05 AM

I will vote for allowance of gay marriage. This will surely put a stop to all the gay sex that is occurring!
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 01-15-2011, 04:57 AM

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I will vote for allowance of gay marriage. This will surely put a stop to all the gay sex that is occurring!
It is people like you that are making this world such a fowl place. It is a known fact that all homersexuals go to hell. They should be more like me and renounce there sins and pray that god will allow them into there kingdom.
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I will vote for allowance of gay marriage. This will surely put a stop to all the gay sex that is occurring!
It doesn't stop it, it just increases it.
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 02-10-2011, 05:30 AM

if they want something to put up their ass- how about a pike?

(a pike is a very long spear, it would set a nice example to the rest of them )


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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 02-10-2011, 08:06 AM

No, a hot fireplace poker will be better as then anal area would close it self to heal. Nothing goes in and nothing goes out.
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 02-11-2011, 08:03 PM

As vile as G.A.S. is it is merely an end. It began back during the feminist movement: a way for women to trick stupid, godless men into having sex with each other. Anal sex with your wife is perfectly enjoyable but those harlots back in the 19-SEX-tys used it as a weapon against our morality. There were no gays in the 1950's, nor was there G.A.S. Women today have more freedoms then they did back in the SEX-tys so be on the lookout for wives who suggest anal. Those women are not true women of the lord but TEMPTRESSES who are to be reviled! The best way to keep your own wife from trying to trick you isn't to pray that it never happen but instead to engage in anal sex with her before she can ask. Remember, it's only when you do it with a man that it becomes an offense for which God will Murder you and, toss your lifeless corpse into the lake of fire to be reanimated.

Some crises call for prayer: this one calls for preventative action. Remember also to punch your male friends in their penis's just to keep them from getting funny little ideas about using them on YOUR anus.

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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 02-11-2011, 08:08 PM

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Remember, it's only when you do it with a man that it becomes an offense for which God will Murder you and, toss your lifeless corpse into the lake of fire to be reanimated.
Wrong.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:"

"And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."



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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 02-12-2011, 02:29 PM

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No, a hot fireplace poker will be better as then anal area would close it self to heal. Nothing goes in and nothing goes out.
I like the fact that the pain would make them realise what they do is wrong.
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 02-12-2011, 09:24 PM

One of America's true heroes today, wife and mother Maggie Gallagher, recently probed this spreading issue in an article at Real Clear Politics.

And make no mistake: Maggie has deep insight into the "gay lifestyle choice mindset," as she herself has battled daily to stamp out gay "marriage" while leading The National Organization for Marriage!

BUT HERE'S THE THING: Her take on it is that the "gay anal sex choice" has even seeped over into the bedrooms of our normal girls and boys Will the horror never end ? ! ? !

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I spent the anniversary of Roe v. Wade reading an important new book, "Premarital Sex in America," written by two well-regarded young sociologists, Mark Regnerus of the University of Texas at Austin and Jeremy Uecker at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill.

Regnerus and Uecker provocatively ask, why do a growing number of young women engage in anal sex? By age 23, 33 percent of never-married young women in the survey say they've had anal sex (white women are the most likely). When asked if they enjoy it "very much," just 15 percent of women who've tried it say yes. So why do women do it?

Regnerus and Uecker speculate that anal sex in particular is a response to our porn-saturated culture, in which young men are increasingly viewing images of anal sex with women and asking their girlfriends for it (even as it stunts their incentives to grow to become successful, confident and happy family men). Women have less sexual power than they did even a generation ago. When it comes to our sexual mores, young men rule the roost.

Anal sex is painful, unsanitary, unsatisfying for women, and creates unique risks for serious physical diseases (if you doubt me, go read the Wikipedia entry on the subject) because the anus is not designed for sexual intercourse, increasing the risk of torn flesh and the intermingling of bodily fluids -- blood, semen, fecal matter -- that can spread an astonishing variety of diseases. The female partner is far more at risk than the man in these encounters.

Women's bodies are designed for connection, to connect sex, love, and yes, even babies. But Roe v. Wade symbolizes a sexual culture that teaches young women: To succeed you have to deform your body to be like a man, to do what men like. Or else you've failed and it's your fault.

Maggie Gallagher is the founder of the National Organization for Marriage and has been a syndicated columnist for 14 years.

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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 02-12-2011, 10:09 PM

Of course Maggie has insights on the the gay lifestyle: just look at that dyke! What is she doing wearing a suit, looking like an angry, fat old man, when she should be in home where she belongs!? She needs a few firm slaps in the right direction if she wants to know Holy Father's loving light...unless she likes The Prince of Lies and his 9-foot spike-penis penetrating her anus (which must be the case since the whore knows so much about G.A.S.)
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Of course Maggie has insights on the the gay lifestyle: just look at that dyke! What is she doing wearing a suit, looking like an angry, fat old man, when she should be in home where she belongs!? She needs a few firm slaps in the right direction if she wants to know Holy Father's loving light...unless she likes The Prince of Lies and his 9-foot spike-penis penetrating her anus (which must be the case since the whore knows so much about G.A.S.)
Maggie is no lesbian! She's a devoted wife and mother, raising a good Soldier for Christ (male). Yes, maybe she got over-educated, but that means she's seen with her own eyes how the emancipation of the feminine-looking homogays (male) put ideas in women's heads that they could engage in life outside the home, etc. The result, of course, is the anal "sex" she talks about. (Gee, Ladies, Who's sorry now?)

It's thanks to Maggie and NOM's efforts that Proposition 8 was upheld, and is going down for the last time in the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals as we speak. It's only a matter of days before the whole airy-fairy challenge is a thing of the past, FOREVER. And maybe then we will all be free of the gay anal "sex".
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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 02-12-2011, 10:42 PM

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Maggie is no lesbian! She's a devoted wife and mother, raising a good Soldier for Christ (male). Yes, maybe she got over-educated, but that means she's seen with her own eyes how the emancipation of the feminine-looking homogays (male) put ideas in women's heads that they could engage in life outside the home, etc. The result, of course, is the anal "sex" she talks about. (Gee, Ladies, Who's sorry now?)

It's thanks to Maggie and NOM's efforts that Proposition 8 was upheld, and is going down for the last time in the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals as we speak. It's only a matter of days before the whole airy-fairy challenge is a thing of the past, FOREVER. And maybe then we will all be free of the gay anal "sex".
And how many other 'True Christian family men' with a wife and children turned out to be faggot-lovers!? It was hard enough to believe those alligations but this is different: this is a woman who is obviously being influenced negatively by the ideas which you admit are being put into women's heads! This is a very public example that sinners, heretics and, blasphemers are trying to manipulate TRUE Christian Warriors by getting into the household THROUGH THEIR WORKING MOTHERS LIKE MAGGIE THE INDOCTRINATED PHORNICATOR!

I'm not saying it's ALL her fault: She just happens to be more easily manipulated than a true Christian MALE solider and, it's obvious that one of those faggot hate-mongers have her in their filthy, perverted, rectal pockets.
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And how many other 'True Christian family men' with a wife and children turned out to be faggot-lovers!? It was hard enough to believe those alligations but this is different: this is a woman who is obviously being influenced negatively by the ideas which you admit are being put into women's heads! This is a very public example that sinners, heretics and, blasphemers are trying to manipulate TRUE Christian Warriors by getting into the household THROUGH THEIR WORKING MOTHERS LIKE MAGGIE THE INDOCTRINATED PHORNICATOR!
I respectfully must disagree with you, Brother. Is Maggie's husband leading the war on stomping out the homogay threat? No. So someone has to do it.

Now I admit it would be better if she were at home 24/7 (and put her mind to having at least 2 more sons)...and no doubt that is her own dream, as well. But none of us can rest while the gay anal "sex" lurks in out midsts, waiting to leap out at us from every nook and cranny and take us down the highway to hell.

Maggie is bravely doing what the namby-pamby activist judges will not: Making everyone aware of the mounting homogay demands, and quashing them like weeds in an unfettered garden.
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I respectfully must disagree with you, Brother. Is Maggie's husband leading the war on stomping out the homogay threat? No. So someone has to do it.

Now I admit it would be better if she were at home 24/7 (and put her mind to having at least 2 more sons)...and no doubt that is her own dream, as well. But none of us can rest while the gay anal "sex" lurks in out midsts, waiting to leap out at us from every nook and cranny and take us down the highway to hell.

Maggie is bravely doing what the namby-pamby activist judges will not: Making everyone aware of the mounting homogay demands, and quashing them like weeds in an unfettered garden.
And while she's out there, crusading in this man's war, she leaves herself open to further indoctrination and weakens her home by not being there. You say she's raising Christian Soliders but I disagree: A woman can't raise good little boys to be proper men if she isn't even home. She's probably confusing the boys too wearing those horrendous suits and doing what her husband should be doing. Where is the husband in all of this anyway!?

Not only is she putting herself at risk and sending her own family warped messages about a wife's true place in life, she's sending warped messages to all of the other women who watch her and say to themselves, 'I want to help too'. We appreciate that you want to help but do you know how you can really help? Stay home and really raise our sons into warriors. Why are our songs growing up to engage in faggot rituals!? Because the mother is 'working' and the father is too warped himself to put his woman in her proper place.

Maggie and her entire family are in serious danger not only of losing the war on fags but also of becoming one of them. Not to mention what will happen When God says "No More" and casts the entire family into the lakes of Fire.

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And while she's out there, crusading in this man's war, she leaves herself open to further indoctrination and weakens her home by not being there. You say she's raising Christian Soliders but I disagree: A woman can't raise good little boys to be proper men if she isn't even home. She's probably confusing the boys too wearing those horrendous suits and doing what her husband should be doing. Where is the husband in all of this anyway!?

Not only is she putting herself at risk and sending her own family warped messages about a wife's true place in life, she's sending warped messages to all of the other women who watch her and say to themselves, 'I want to help too'. We appreciate that you want to help but do you know how you can really help? Stay home and really raise our sons into warriors. Why are our songs growing up to engage in faggot rituals!? Because the mother is 'working' and the father is too warped himself to put his woman in her proper place.

Maggie and her entire family are in serious danger not only of losing the war on fags but also of becoming one of them. Not to mention what will happen When God says "No More" and casts the entire family into the lakes of Fire.

If you want to help, lead by example. Get off of the Computer and do what you are meant to in this world.
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What I am to you, she is to me. As hard as Cookie is defending Maggie, I wouldn't be surprised if she's just another carpet muncher trying to pervert our cause and, faith. A woman's place is not in Office. A Woman's place is not on the Interwebs. A Woman's place is NOT to question and debate with a man. Any woman who does ANY of that to me is nowhere near a true Christian and may as well be a cat-lick, moose-lip or, Joo. I know I'm new here Harry, but you of all people should agree with me that it isn't a woman's place to debate with a man ESPECIALLY on the interwebs. I pray to God that Maggie and Cookie see the error of their ways and get back where they are meant to be. God is watching and his patience is limited.
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Thank you, Brother Porter. It is heartening to see you rush to a lady's aide.

Yet I do feel Brother Kalek's heart is in the right place. He obviously wants what we all want; to erradicate the homogays and their brazen anal threats from the face of God™s Kingdom.

I understand we're sometimes blunt and don't mince words in this thread. Everyone gets worked up about this issue, and RIGHTLY SO. As a new phenomenon, the homogay lifestyle choice is the #1 scurge of Our Generation.

I wish Brother Kalek could see that our Maggie and her organization NOM are on our side. The ends justify the means. If Mr. Gallagher has to heat up a few meals, well I say, So be it. He'll have no meals at all if he's swallowed up forever by the fiery anus of the homogay.

Now I know this is revolutionary talk to some (like Brother Kalek) but we all must do our part...and Yes, I mean ladies included.

It is a WAR.
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What I am to you, she is to me. As hard as Cookie is defending Maggie, I wouldn't be surprised if she's just another carpet muncher trying to pervert our cause and, faith. A woman's place is not in Office. A Woman's place is not on the Interwebs. A Woman's place is NOT to question and debate with a man. Any woman who does ANY of that to me is nowhere near a true Christian and may as well be a cat-lick, moose-lip or, Joo. I know I'm new here Harry, but you of all people should agree with me that it isn't a woman's place to debate with a man ESPECIALLY on the interwebs. I pray to God that Maggie and Cookie see the error of their ways and get back where they are meant to be. God is watching and his patience is limited.
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I want to thank the good Men of Landover, specifically Brothers Porter and Hutchins, for coming to my defense.

Mr. Kalek's accusations against the good Maggie Gallagher and even myself (now that I reread them) were scandalous! I pray that he will keep his fire of hate burning bright for the homogay infidels, yet also learn to respect God™s Chosen, The Humble and Workmanlike People of Landover.

Gentlemen, I know you want to win this war against the homogays yourselves, as is your Right. After all, it is your brawny frames they have their laser-beamed, lascivious sights on. But we all know the war will end quicker with all of us pitching in, Brothers and sisters in Christ™ alike.

I appreciate that you do not see our efforts as mere interference.


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Default Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex - 02-13-2011, 12:19 AM

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I want to thank the good Men of Landover, specifically Brothers Porter and Hutchins, for coming to my defense.

Mr. Kalek's accusations against the good Maggie Gallagher and even myself (now that I reread them) were scandalous!

Gentlemen, I know you want to win this war against the homogays yourselves, as is your Right. After all, it is your brawny frames they have their sights on. But we all know the war will end quicker with all of us pitching in, Brothers and sisters in Christ™ alike.

I appeciate that you do not see our efforts as mere interference.
My dear Sister in Christ,

Witnessing within the Interweb, on a Saturday afternoon after the chores are done and your husband can see his reflection in the linoleum, is Godly and admirable, praise Jesus! My Brothers and I will never allow insolent unsaved scum to question your purity and modesty as a woman of God.

As an ex-fag, I applaud your efforts (and Maggie's) to eradicate the queers that will never escape the sin of violent anal rape, or the certainty of rectal recidivism, without a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

In His Name


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