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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
09-05-2011, 07:20 PM
Do you know what's even worst than Portuguese ?! It's racists and xenophobic people, I though that this being a religious forum one would find interesting posts, not rudeness or demonstrations of stupidity and pure ignorance.
However as anyone can read above I was wrong, people with imaginary friends called "God" can be rude, ignorant, and truly stupid.
Let's elaborate,
Dear MisterM,
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Do I really look like drug addict and stupid?
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About your addictions i don't know but you're certainly stupid, and the most amazing thing is that I can show you that you are indeed a stupid and idiotic person. So first you paid 2000 dollars and you didn't even asked what was included and details about the hotel or your room ? That sounds incredible stupid to me...
About the eleven channels you had at your room I will explain, you come from a country where people are fed by a tv, to be stupid (i.e you ) to avoid living, reading, studying and getting to know other countries and different cultures, I truly apologize for my country trying to make the tourists leave the room, but wait! You paid 2000 euros to watch tv ? God that sounds really clever!
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Fortunately we found McDonald's and got some decent food
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Hence why america is the country with most fat people in the world, you will all die with your macdonalds, and you know what ? It will be a very sad death, because the so called "Cataplana" is referenced as one of the world's best dish when talking about shellfish, I could elaborate but you wouldn't understand so i won't even try it.
Dear María Gálvez-Villalobos
As an european as you are, I would expect more politeness or at least a higher IQ but it seams that I was once again wrong, expecting the best but getting the worst,
Weather - better (not really)
Food - better (not even in your best dreams)
People - better ( NOT AHAHAHAH)
Girls - nicer (well here I must be honest Spanish women do in fact dress better than our, but that doesn't really mean they are nicer, it's a matter of taste, and that's something not discussable itself eheh)
Men - (OK they're all sex-obsesionate perverteds but you're no ineterst in them anyway so we just ignore this OK?) see we have one point here, our men are not perverts
Beahces - better (once again not really )
Sport - better, we World Champions and THEY got Cristiano Ronaldo, gayman. (about this i will remind that in 2004 Portugal was vice champion of the European championship and Spain didn't even pass the group stage, and understand that i don't mean that Spain sucks on sports like our dear sin-free sister Maria who said Portugal sucked, I just want to show that like everything in the world, luck has always a touch in who wins the cup)
Drunk Britishs? - we keep them all in a big zoo/thematic Park called Benidorm. ( Fortunately we do not follow the fascist example of Maria and we let our drunk British walk freely around our country, we apologize for that.)
And Maria at least we Portuguese know how to write proper English, or at least use a computer and avoid mistakes like "Beahces","perverteds","ineterst", must be something we should advertise so we steal some tourists to the wonderful Alicante, and yes it's a very beautiful place to go indeed.
P.s Avoid Maria if you go there, I think she's not the best person to advise you...
P.s.s Maria he can't sing Spanish, you can't write English...
Two-dollar-bill,
You are probably American and as such you will never understand me a mere European, and make Portugal a favor please never come to our country, people like you we prefer them to stay in their own country.
After reading a few more of your posts, i found that you are all unbelievable ignorant judging the global by one example, posting weird bible sentences in the middle of a post, making no sense at all.
But as i said I need to accept a thing, most of you are not European are americans and americans are the lost link of the human evolution you see ? "God" has made you all dumbs, and it's natural some of you have two degrees, like in our country you have the easy universities for people like you, and the other universities where they actually educate you!
And some statistics for you,
America is the country with most criminals arrested, you have 10x more criminals than we do, and this if portugal was of your size, yet our detectives are far better than yours this considered by criminologists all around the world.
Portugal doesn't has crazy people with guns, people doesn't go inside schools or universities and start shooting colleagues and professors, you know other thing we don't have here ? Terrorists and you know why ? because not like you we are educated and polite and people don't get offended by what we say, not like your case, as long as you Americans keep this attitude of stupidity and ignorance the rest of the world will keep hating you like they do.
And finally understand that I do not hate Americans or Religious, I just pitty you all, and I'm 100, well 100000% sure that if there was a god he would certainly not be happy with the comments you make on other people...
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
09-05-2011, 08:30 PM
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America is the country with most criminals arrested,
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That, my friend is because the American Police do not spend all day sleeping under a sombrero, taking bribes and fornicating with the sisters of drug dealers, like the Portuguese police do.
American Policemen catch criminals! Have you never watched TV? (I assume they have TV in Portugal?)
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09-05-2011, 09:44 PM
I could not believe the things i read. Once a wise man said "don't argue with a fool, people won't tell the difference. So i will just say, this cult u call religion is completely blasphemous. Hipocrisy, hate, prejudice and fear!? U think that is the way to salvation? take a good look at the mirror, in the end only god will judge mankind.
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09-05-2011, 10:16 PM
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Dear María Gálvez-Villalobos
As an european as you are...
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I beg to differ! Our poor, lost Maria has turned into a honorary, spiritual American; she broke up with her bad habit of being euro trash - I hope. That’s the only way; you can’t continue with your Godless lifestyle and hope for Salvation™.
BTW, are you portoguess benears speaking messican - just like spaniards do?
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American Policemen catch criminals! Have you never watched TV? (I assume they have TV in Portugal?)
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To portoguess people: TV is a box-shaped device with moving images you’re used to steal.
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09-06-2011, 08:08 AM
Hello trolls, i am portuguese.
I hate to admit it, but this forum is a very well set up troll fest. You don't fool me, i know you are all trolls. First it is impossible to reach such levels of doucheness and be a real person and secondly, your forum is public even for non members.
You just decided you were bored with discussing whatever religion mumbo jumbos you guys are supposed to discuss in this forum and started a "hate" thread for google bots to sniff and people to find.
Oh you funny bastards, I sure had a laugh, but the joke is getting old, so i'm going to search for more funny things in this thing they call the internet.
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09-06-2011, 09:06 AM
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Hello trolls, i am portuguese.
I hate to admit it, but this forum is a very well set up troll fest. You don't fool me, i know you are all trolls. First it is impossible to reach such levels of doucheness and be a real person and secondly, your forum is public even for non members.
You just decided you were bored with discussing whatever religion mumbo jumbos you guys are supposed to discuss in this forum and started a "hate" thread for google bots to sniff and people to find.
Oh you funny bastards, I sure had a laugh, but the joke is getting old, so i'm going to search for more funny things in this thing they call the internet.
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Oh hi there, guy who claims to be a Christian, but names himself after an American police code for murder. Yeah, Portugal boy, u all gansta and cyco up in here, son.
So thanks for stopping by to hypocritically judge us. Perhaps you should pull that beam out of your eye before stopping by to imply lies about us? It's just a thought.
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
Secondly, if we are "trolls" how is it we know the Bible better than your mommy, daddy and priest put together?
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09-06-2011, 09:42 AM
I was looking at your forum and it seems that if this is trolling, then you are the best trolls ever. The amount of work you'd have to put into creating these extremist religious personas would be admirable. I would have to applaud the dedication you guys would have to take to create such levels of doucheness, just for the purpose of milking I am retarded from the unsuspecting internet dweller.
But, since i don't believe that even the most dedicated and hardcore fan of trolling would have the skill or patience to create this, then i just have to reach the inevitable conclusion: Wow, you guys really mean what you write don't you? These are actually people's opinions i've been reading? Satan's underpants! The world's a strange place.
Since you seem to be oblivious to what a troll is, let me clear that i didn't mean the Tolkienesque turning-into-stone-under-the-sun kind of troll. I meant this: "a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response"
Oh, and dude, where in any of my writings did you see me claim that i was a Christian?
PS - Man, i love your achievements. "Tell her once"? Classic!
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09-06-2011, 09:47 AM
Word filters? Ha ha ha! This forum is quickly turning into my favorite website!
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09-06-2011, 10:28 AM
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I was looking at your forum and it seems that if this is trolling... *a nonsensical tirade deleted*
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I can’t imagine that anyone would dare to mock His name in such an unsavory fashion.
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...This forum is quickly turning into my favorite website!
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Great! Next steps are to set this Godly site as your home page, delete all other bookmarks, accept Jesus Christ as your Savior and start shouting GLORY!
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09-06-2011, 01:41 PM
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Great! Next steps are to set this Godly site as your home page, delete all other bookmarks, accept Jesus Christ as your Savior and start shouting GLORY!
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Oh it's going in the bookmarks for sure, next to my other comedy sources like The Daily Show and Conan O'Brien. I'm having a blast reading your forum.
Holy crap, even your smilies are awesome. Look at this fantastic assortment of animated bigotry and intolerance:
I tell you, the Westboro Baptist Church better up the ante, because you guys are number one contenders for their place in the world as most hated religious congregation.
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09-06-2011, 02:39 PM
We, True Christians™, keep on giving away our Love©, only Love© and nothing else but Love©; and what we get in return? Bull’s dung like this:
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I tell you, the Westboro Baptist Church better up the ante, because you guys are number one contenders for their place in the world as most hated religious congregation.
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I know, we should take prosecution and insults from rabid Godmockers like you as a badge of honor, but... you hurt me feelings.
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
09-06-2011, 04:43 PM
Caros portugueses, não se incomodem a defender-nos deste fanatismo e intolerância. Não leva a nada. Cada citação bíblica aqui postada foi cuidadosamente seleccionada para servir o interesse de pessoas sem a menor noção de hermenêutica, e não há defesa possível contra isso.
Dear portuguese kin, do not bother defending us agains this bigotry. There is no point in that. Every biblical quote posted here is carefully selected to fit the purpose of people without the slightest notion of hermeneutics, there is no argument against that.
To the True Christians reading this, I hope you live a happy life surrounded by those closest to you. I hope you get your women disciplined and your daughters properly raped. I especially hope you ban all of the unholy food such as vegetables from your households, and you do it fast. And I am so sorry that your Rapture thing has been postponed so many times. (Please, don't bother explaining to me how you know loads about hermeneutics or about The Rapture - I am a portuguese stupid woman that should be kept quietly working in the kitchen trying to emulate your food, how could I ever understand it? Who knows how I could even learn how to operate a computer... which, of course, I stole from the nearest unadvised american tourist being sodomized that I could find, obviously while I was under the influence of several drugs - that's how I roll.
You bigots are so cute, I wuv u guys (and girls, I'm not picky)
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09-06-2011, 04:51 PM
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*** drug-addled rantings of a prostituta***
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Instead of jumping in here and babbling like a lunatic, how about going over to the Introduction forum and telling us more about yourself?
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09-06-2011, 05:04 PM
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Instead of jumping in here and babbling like a lunatic, how about going over to the Introduction forum and telling us more about yourself?
Yours in Christ,
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But, dear Sir, I thought I had just done it! My deepest apologies, I will rephrase: I am an educated portuguese bi-sexual atheist woman that's never been married, raped, homeschooled or by any means kept in the kitchen. I also happen to be a goth, vegetarian, and have many multi-cultural friends. And I'm more of a cat person.
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09-06-2011, 05:11 PM
In my experience, cat people rarely have a lot of friends.
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09-06-2011, 05:18 PM
I guess I'm an exception then
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09-06-2011, 05:37 PM
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I am a portuguese stupid woman that should be kept quietly working in the kitchen trying to emulate your food,
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Are you calling us cannibals?
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09-07-2011, 03:27 AM
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But, dear Sir, I thought I had just done it! My deepest apologies, I will rephrase: I am an educated portuguese bi-sexual atheist woman that's never been married, raped, homeschooled or by any means kept in the kitchen. I also happen to be a goth, vegetarian, and have many multi-cultural friends. And I'm more of a cat person.
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You make Jesus and I sick.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
09-07-2011, 08:43 AM
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....Every biblical quote posted here is carefully selected to fit the purpose of people without the slightest notion of hermeneutics, there is no argument against that.
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True Christians™ don’t need any notion about “homonautics”; we don’t need any gay sailor around here.
We didn’t write the Bible; we just follow it word by word without interpreting it – generally or specially, cognitively or post-cognitively. We hold that the Holly KJV.1611 Bible needs no exegesis, since it’s the literal, totally accurate Truth™.
Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
Eu desafio você a interpretar os versos acima.
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Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics -
09-07-2011, 08:50 AM
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Last week I was having vacation at Portugal. I really had enough of this cold Godforsaken place I have to live right now and though that I have a holiday at some warm nice country. I did know that Portuguese have been really lazy, getting their country to bankrupt, but I though that now they would be friendly and humble as other Europeans are saving their butt.
I have to admit that it was warm, but everything else was disappointment. First we paid about 2000 dollars for our hotel apartment. The apartment itself was ok, but the equipment wasn't. There was only 25" lcd tv and about 11 channels. No dvd or BD player, no sound system. And only 2 channels where in American language.
And in every other 3rd world countries I have got servant for that price. When I asked where the servant is, they didn't understand and tried to give me room service number.
Next horror awaited me when we had a walk at the town. I was almost ripped half when waiters tried to get me to their filthy little bars and restaurants where waitress had moustache and looked like mexican. Fortunately we found McDonald's and got some decent food, not any weird stuff like their cataplana where they put things they find under the stones.
When we had eaten, we asked if the place had any attraction that we should see and we where led to catlic church! How rude is that?
Later in the evening, I visited the town square. I had to leave my family to the hotel because streets were full of drunken Brits and you know they are not something to show to your children. I sat down to a bench and watched mime artist for maybe 5 minutes and I was approached by man trying to sell me weed. And the worst part was that he was asking about 30 euros/gram. Do I really look like drug addict and stupid?
This was only the first day. I could continue forever about cold swimming pool, horrible gym etc, but I think this is enough. I think EU should not bailout the Portugal, they should be forced to sell all their country to pay their depts and then ship the people to the Mexico to leave the area to better people.
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Hi there MisterM can you tell me name of the city you were in?
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