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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-18-2009, 05:35 PM

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The kid is what?4 years old?
and? If the kid wasn't a flaming homer he would be trying to tap that backside like a real man would. The only reason a NOT gay man would be not trying to copulate with those harlots would be if he is a Christian.

The child clearly isn't a Christian so the child is clearly gay.



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and? If the kid wasn't a flaming homer he would be trying to tap that backside like a real man would. The only reason a NOT gay man would be not trying to copulate with those harlots would be if he is a Christian.

The child clearly isn't a Christian so the child is clearly gay.
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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-18-2009, 09:45 PM

Portugal. Hands down. Not even close. These guys make the Greeks look like bad #sses.





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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-18-2009, 09:56 PM

Lets see if Portugals Navy can dig them out of the depths of wimpness.









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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-19-2009, 11:43 AM

The rest of Europe call the portuguese army iron man with wooden weapons...They're fag?Tell that in their face...
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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-19-2009, 11:47 AM

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The rest of Europe call the portuguese army iron man with wooden weapons...They're fag?Tell that in their face...
I don't think that anyone here could stand the smell of their sinking garlic breath.

Even you know enough to not capitalize the name of that limp-wristed cesspool.


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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-19-2009, 12:36 PM

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I don't think that anyone here could stand the smell of their sinking garlic breath.

Even you know enough to not capitalize the name of that limp-wristed cesspool.
Just because I forgot...But I don't usually capitaliza anything.
So you're telling me that no one in America has bad breath...xD
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Just because I forgot...But I don't usually capitaliza anything.
So you're telling me that no one in America has bad breath...xD
Normal (i.e., White) Americans sure don't.

May I ask why you are here? You seem to be a colossal waste of God's precious bandwidth. When are you going to start worshiping God?

BTW: Proper American capitalization is a requirement here. Don't be lazy.


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Normal (i.e., White) Americans sure don't.

May I ask why you are here? You seem to be a colossal waste of God's precious bandwidth. When are you going to start worshiping God?

BTW: Proper American capitalization is a requirement here. Don't be lazy.
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The rest of Europe call the portuguese army iron man with wooden weapons...They're fag?Tell that in their face...
Did you know that the Portuguese stayed nazi until the 70s, when the entire Portuguese army turned into a bunch of long-haired layabouts and decided they'd rather be commies because it sounded like less effort? Sickening, but true. They actually called it the "carnation revolution" because of how sissified it was. Portugal was filled with this kind of scene:


An army does not get any gayer than that.
No wonder most of their navy consists of these:


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Did you know that the Portuguese stayed nazi until the 70s, when the entire Portuguese army turned into a bunch of long-haired layabouts and decided they'd rather be commies because it sounded like less effort? Sickening, but true. They actually called it the "carnation revolution" because of how sissified it was. Portugal was filled with this kind of scene:


An army does not get any gayer than that.
No wonder most of their navy consists of these:
Nazi...Man you really don't know nothing...Portugal was one of the few European countries that weren't invaded.
Portugal was under a dictatorship until 25 April 1975.It was then when the military decided to put an end to it.
It was called carnation revolution because it was a "peaceful" revolution.Nobody died.They're gay because of that?
Well If you think that 0 casualities is gay it's your point of view but i doubt you go to heaven with those thaughts:S
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Nazi...Man you really don't know nothing...Portugal was one of the few European countries that weren't invaded.
Portugal was under a dictatorship until 25 April 1975.It was then when the military decided to put an end to it.
It was called carnation revolution because it was a "peaceful" revolution.Nobody died.They're gay because of that?
Well If you think that 0 casualities is gay it's your point of view but i doubt you go to heaven with those thaughts:S
Yes. It's very very gay. For instance, World War One was quite manly, and hundreds of thousands of people died in it. In contrast, ballet is totally gay, and no-one ever dies from it. When even your communist revolution resembles ballet and just involves a bunch of queers throwing flowers at each other, you know your country is horrifically gay.


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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-21-2009, 12:15 PM

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Yes. It's very very gay. For instance, World War One was quite manly, and hundreds of thousands of people died in it. In contrast, ballet is totally gay, and no-one ever dies from it. When even your communist revolution resembles ballet and just involves a bunch of queers throwing flowers at each other, you know your country is horrifically gay.
No one threw flowers....You are really stupid...I like the way you talk about things you don't even know about...
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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-21-2009, 12:20 PM

Woohoo! The Portugeuse! Way to defend a country that has had no relevance on the world stage for over 400 years! I suppose next you're going to tell us to respect Babylon for it's almighty power?

Also, Portugal's lack of invasions (save for the infamous Moor invasion) is due to geography, not military. Portugal is situated on a far corner of Europe, on the west end of the Iberian peninsula. There is no strategic value at all for any European nation to hold Portugal. It's simply the armpit of Europe and everyone knows that.



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No one threw flowers...




It would appear that what the Portugese lack in testosterone, they make up for with flowers and lies.


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No problem.At least it's a peaceful country...And there are almost no trans
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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-21-2009, 06:09 PM

Portuguese is a stupid language, too. Like all sissy countries, they have masculine and feminine articles attached to every noun. But the Portuguese go the extra mile (ou "kilometro," se voce prefer) by having one of the most common spoken words-- "Thank You"-- masculine or feminine depending on the SPEAKER. Men say "obrigado" and women say "obrigada." So you're likely to get a giant "Obrigada!!" in response if you compliment the Portuguese military on their FABULOUS berets.

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Default Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world? - 09-21-2009, 10:28 PM

Granted, Argentina is no Portugal, but its definitely worth mentioning. Thats a whole bunch of wimpiness gathered together.






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