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Default Pastor Zeke he's our man! - 05-01-2010, 08:08 PM

If he can't do it no one can.

I humbly submit before this group of Godly men and confess with my lips that Jesus is my savior. Mark 16:16 16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Romans 10:9 - 9That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

I've waited for the right time to do this that I feel indwelling of the Holy Spirit.

Glory how this church has helped me to see the light. Praise our Holy son of God! With the King James Version I've been able to prove that all I have to do is say that Jesus is the Christ and that God hath raised him from the dead and I can live my life freely and do whatever I want to do.

I believe. That Jesus is the Christ. The Son of the living God. And I accept him as my Lord and Savior.
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Default Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man! - 05-02-2010, 12:22 PM

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If he can't do it no one can.

I humbly submit before this group of Godly men and confess with my lips that Jesus is my savior. Mark 16:16 16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Romans 10:9 - 9That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

I've waited for the right time to do this that I feel indwelling of the Holy Spirit.

Glory how this church has helped me to see the light. Praise our Holy son of God! With the King James Version I've been able to prove that all I have to do is say that Jesus is the Christ and that God hath raised him from the dead and I can live my life freely and do whatever I want to do.

I believe. That Jesus is the Christ. The Son of the living God. And I accept him as my Lord and Savior.
And yet Jesus weeps.

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Default Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man! - 05-04-2010, 03:01 AM

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And yet Jesus weeps.

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Default Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man! - 05-04-2010, 03:16 AM

It only appears upon great prayer and meditation. Perhaps more kissing up will make it appear.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man! - 05-04-2010, 06:42 AM

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It only appears upon great prayer and meditation. Perhaps more kissing up will make it appear.
Great prayer and meditation it is.
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Question Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man! - 05-07-2010, 05:04 PM

Ok, that is something I've been wondering as well. Where do I send faith money towards the work of the brethren?

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Default Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man! - 05-07-2010, 07:37 PM

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Ok, that is something I've been wondering as well. Where do I send faith money towards the work of the brethren?
Until Jesus determines that you are Truly Saved™, you can checks or money orders to:

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Default Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man! - 05-07-2010, 09:46 PM

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It only appears upon great prayer and meditation. Perhaps more kissing up will make it appear.
By kissing up do you mean my declaring that Pastor Zeke is the perfect combination of searing masculinity and sublime misogyny that makes me both want to sin and repent? Or are we talking about actual kissing while stretching the neck upwards in a determined attempt to "make an oath upon a thigh"?

' Cause I'll get down on my knees for the Lord but I am a handmaiden if you will remember.

Gotta save somethin' for the wedding night, right?

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Default Re: Pastor Zeke he's our man! - 05-08-2010, 12:15 AM

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By kissing up do you mean my declaring that Pastor Zeke is the perfect combination of searing masculinity and sublime misogyny that makes me both want to sin and repent? Or are we talking about actual kissing while stretching the neck upwards in a determined attempt to "make an oath upon a thigh"?

' Cause I'll get down on my knees for the Lord but I am a handmaiden if you will remember.

Gotta save somethin' for the wedding night, right?

Demurely Yours,

Handmaiden
Kissing as it is been said is for Jesus. At all times you should keep your flower for your wedding night. Your future man does not want tarnished goods.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29


If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
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