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Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-25-2006, 09:46 AM
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Hilton vomits while attempting to sing own song
Paris Hilton shocked revellers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead.
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Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage: "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves…"
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Having had the misfortune of hearing one of Ms. Hilton's songs on the wireless, I cannot help but wonder if her singing often gets mistaken for spewing - and as the stench of Hell itself must live inside her mouth, a perfume of puke follows her wherever she goes, trailing in her slutty wake.
My only solace is knowing that Paris Hellton will be singing for Satan soon enough, his enormous crusty and pus-weeping member her microphone; but there is no danger of her gagging, so practised is she.
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-25-2006, 11:46 AM
I don't know who this person is, but wouldn't you just know this sort of thing would have to have connections with a French Hotel.
I do remember having a certain projectile vomitting experience while trying to sing in Church after too many Egg-Nogs last Christmas.
Praise The Lord I managed to face away from the good Pastor.
It took the glaze off the floor tiles from what I remember.
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Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-25-2006, 12:04 PM
What came flying out of her mouth was steaming hot piles of demon bile, expelled by a certain LBC Pastor who happened to be passing by the concert hall and in deep prayer at the time. Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-25-2006, 07:49 PM
From the looks of this Paris girl she is a diseased harlot begging for Satans scalding attention.
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-28-2006, 02:44 AM
I absolutely agree! That Paris woman is a DISEASED HARLOT wantin SATAN!! She be an ABOMINATION in the EYES OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHT!! She be a DAUGHTER OF SODOM!! Dirty filthy SINNER she is!!
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-28-2006, 06:29 AM
I was talking with the youth at the camp and it appears that this miss Hilton is try a new genre of music called "punk" that involves body fluids and sticking sharp objects through your body. Really scary stuff.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-28-2006, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I was talking with the youth at the camp and it appears that this miss Hilton is try a new genre of music called "punk" that involves body fluids and sticking sharp objects through your body. Really scary stuff.
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Worse than that. Paris Hilton is Britney's new boyfriend.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-28-2006, 04:00 PM
That depraved Hellbound harlot is a walking, talking praying mantis. I think she is really a demon.
Notice the similarities.
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-28-2006, 07:58 PM
I feel sorry for Ms. Hilton. Her life shows the damage inflicted both by growing up in a plutocratic family and by the objectification of women by the corporate, conservative media establishment.
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-28-2006, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
I feel sorry for Ms. Hilton. Her life shows the damage inflicted both by growing up in a plutocratic family and by the objectification of women by the corporate, conservative media establishment.
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Do you feel sorry for Britney Spears who is now Hilton's punk?
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-28-2006, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Darren Ingram-Myers
I feel sorry for Ms. Hilton. Her life shows the damage inflicted both by growing up in a plutocratic family and by the objectification of women by the corporate, conservative media establishment.
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Her life shows the damage inflicted by behaving like a slut Mr. Myers. The only reason she wears hoop earrings is so her feet will have something to hang on to.
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-29-2006, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
she wears hoop earrings so her feet will have something to hang on to.
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I, for one, am glad to see her plan ahead.
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Re: Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low. -
11-29-2006, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
she wears hoop earrings so her feet will have something to hang on to.
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Demons prevent me from editing my post! So I must add this as a second:
Surely we're all glad she's not cranking out little Hiltons . . . though I imagine they'd be more like Motel 6s. She'll leave a (red) light on for you, all right.
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