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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 10:36 AM

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Sex outside the weding is huge crime there.
You say they only have sex at weddings? Well, I guess that explains why the men need multiple wives...


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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 10:40 AM

so many people in the old testament had multipul wifes, so what's the problem It's their culture you child molestor supporter.
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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 10:44 AM

I never insulted their practice. In fact, I believe the laws against polygamy are nothing more than heavy-handed socialism which punishes the most productive members of society. I work harder than the average joe, so I deserve more money and more wives than the average joe, that's a fundamental tenant of the economic system this great nation is built upon.

But still, if you assume mudslums never have sex....You overestimate their self control. Remember, these guys strap bombs to their chests every time they read a cartoon that they don't find funny. Hormone control is hardly their strong point.


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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 10:47 AM

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I never insulted their practice. In fact, I believe the laws against polygamy are nothing more than heavy-handed socialism which punishes the most productive members of society. I work harder than the average joe, so I deserve more money and more wives than the average joe, that's a fundamental tenant of the economic system this great nation is built upon.

But still, if you assume mudslums never have sex....You overestimate their self control. Remember, these guys strap bombs to their chests every time they read a cartoon that they don't find funny. Hormone control is hardly their strong point.
Go and get your self a few wifes if you want it'qs you're right, if the Us doesn't support you move out of there if you want. Buth thier holy book is agianst sex out side of marige just like the bible is. So saying the Taliban who is piffleing extreme in their belives, follow evrey rule in their book goes and rapes people, is wrong.
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Buth thier holy book is agianst sex out side of marige just like the bible is.
I see our wisdom is slowly starting to rub off on you, but on the question of adultry, it's only adultry if a man sleeps with another man's wife. A married man can have relations with as many unmarried women as he likes, as long as their fathers approve.

A common mistake made by beginners, don't worry about it.


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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 10:58 AM

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I see our wisdom is slowly starting to rub off on you, but on the question of adultry, it's only adultry if a man sleeps with another man's wife. A married man can have relations with as many unmarried women as he likes, as long as their fathers approve.

A common mistake made by beginners, don't worry about it.
In armenian culture almost evrey girl is a virgan before she marries. Evrey where there a bad apples tempted by the devil. and as far as I see it's still cheating you're wife if you have relation with unmarried women to. and if you want multiple wifes and you can support them financilay and you can las their nagging go and find your self a few wifes
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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 11:57 AM

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In armenian culture almost evrey girl is a virgan before she marries. Evrey where there a bad apples tempted by the devil. and as far as I see it's still cheating you're wife if you have relation with unmarried women to. and if you want multiple wifes and you can support them financilay and you can las their nagging go and find your self a few wifes
Are you trying to claim here that armenian men are allowed to have multiple wives, so long as they can afford them? Who determines that, your glorious leader Josef Stalin?

We follow God's law, which unfornunately admonishes us to follow secular law.

I've hear that most armenian men marry goats and sheep because they are so hideously ugly, is that waht you meant by "multiple wives"?


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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 02:54 PM

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About the part of the woman I know that's not the way to treat a woman. but that part about them raping boys is a big lie. Muslims hate evrey aspect that has to do with gays. They kill them all, in some countries thye trow them from the mountains. And they don't rape any women the book that they follow is against that, it's a huge crime against their god and their profet. but they treat women bad, beat them maybe even kill them but they don't rape them. Sex outside the weding is huge crime there. Many people get stoned there. No I'm not muslim but I love to learn about oither cultures.



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You are a very naive and inexperienced person, Karo. Muslims are notorious hypocrites. In fact, ALL people who have not truly found Christ are hypocrites as seen in the words and actions of false christian organizations like the Catholics, Episcopalian, Lutherans, etc. Did you honestly believe that the Taliban, and Muslims in general, abide by their Qur'an?

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4.80 Whoever obeys the Apostle, he indeed obeys Allah, and whoever turns back, so We have not sent you as a keeper over them.

2.272 To make them walk in the right way is not incumbent on you[...]
Why then did the Taliban punish those who would not submit to their false moon god? Why did they murder those who would not accept Islam?

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The Qur'an clearly states that the punishment for fornication is 100 strikes with a whip(even though it previously said their was no coercion in religion). Why then did the Taliban murder Afghani citizens who fornicated if they care what their moon god supposedly said in the Qur'an?

It is clear to anyone who has done any amount of research that Muslims could care less about the Qur'an. They are far more interested in worshiping Mullahs, Shahs, famous imams and other mortal "deities" just like the Catholics worship the Virgin Mary and the Pope. With that being said it is not too far of a stretch to say they conduct other practices that stray from the Qur'an.

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What a disgusting eyewitness account of Islamic behavior. One of many.

Taliban child abduction and rapes.

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One of the most frequently told stories about Mohammad Omar, the Taliban's spiritual leader, is how in the spring of 1994 he led a small band of followers to a warlord's base near the city of Kandahar to free two girls who had been abducted and repeatedly raped. Omar reportedly freed the girls, then hanged the warlord from the barrel of a tank to avenge his violent treatment of the girls.
But according to interviews with families and officials in Afghanistan and abroad, the Taliban was essentially a militia of illiterate young men who often abused their power in violent ways. That reportedly included claiming women and girls as sexual prizes.
The tradition of phedophilia and senseless murder within the islamic world endures and you clearly support such actions seeing that you insist on backing the Taliban over the President's hand picked Afghani puppet government. That makes you a pedophile, Karo.

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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 03:44 PM

Don't start me about child molesting
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A fundamentalist church pastor had sex with two of his teenage daughters to educate them on how to be good wives, a South Australian court has heard.

The 54-year-old man, who cannot be named, was today sentenced in the SA District Court to eight and a half years jail after pleading guilty to seven counts each of incest and unlawful sexual intercourse.

The court heard that the man had sex with his daughters for nearly a decade from 1991 when they were aged 13 and 15 at the family property.
The sex took place at various locations including in a shearer's shed, a paddock, on the back of a ute and, on one occasion, at the girls' grandparents house.

The man told the court the sex was not about fulfilling his desires but about teaching his daughters how to behave for their husbands when they eventually married, as dictated in scripture.

In sentencing, Judge David Lovell said the misrepresentation of scripture used to justify the abuse of the girls "defied belief", and that he had "hypocritically betrayed" his religion and principles. (Liberal-activist judges now claim they know the Bible better than Christians!)

"You said the acts were about learning about sex rather than engaging in the acts of sex," Judge Lovell said.

"I do not accept that.

"You treated your daughters as your property (Which the Bible says they are! And this judge claims to know the Bible?)... using them to satisfy and gratify your sexual urges."

Judge Lovell gave full credit for the man's guilty pleas, saying he was genuinely remorseful and had a good chance of rehabilitation as his wife and the church remained supportive.

The man will be eligible for parole in four years.


This is forum this forum,it's a christain raping his daughters. Child molesthing hasen't to do anything with you're believe. Do you actullay know something Islam and their culture and the rules they follow. don't believe evrey thing you're goverment tells you. And about the punishment part they follow the koran on their own way, like you guys follow the bible on you're way.

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Are you trying to claim here that armenian men are allowed to have multiple wives, so long as they can afford them? Who determines that, your glorious leader Josef Stalin?

We follow God's law, which unfornunately admonishes us to follow secular law.

I've hear that most armenian men marry goats and sheep because they are so hideously ugly, is that waht you meant by "multiple wives"?
How brave of you attacking dead political leaders. If were so ugly why do most American girls us above you guys. And I'm against multiple wives acctualy, evrey man should find one women and get married. But if you want more wifes it's you're bussines. Who im I to judge you.
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evrey man should find one women and get married.
I'm glad to see you agree that the sodomites should quit having sex with other men and marry women. That's the only lick of sense you've made since you got here.


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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 06:16 PM

What did you think I liked gays or something lol no the opposit acctualy.
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In armenian culture almost evrey girl is a virgan before she marries.
Also, in Armenian culture almost every girl has a face like a boot. Coincidence?
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What did you think I liked gays or something lol no the opposit acctualy.
So you hate sodomites but like Armenians? That's like hating goths but loving Marilyn Manson.


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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 07:31 PM

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Also, in Armenian culture almost every girl has a face like a boot. Coincidence?

So you hate sodomites but like Armenians? That's like hating goths but loving Marilyn Manson.
Most gay people live in the Us coincidence don't think so. And what are the girls like where you live all whores and fat like most americans.
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Most gay people live in the Us coincidence don't think so.
No, they don't. They live in Europe. Pro-sodomite countries in particular.
Strangely enough, the countires where one is most "tolerant" towards their vile lifestyle.. That's where there's most of them!
Coincidence? No, of course not. It's because they're allown to recruit people without any opposition there!
Here in the states however, most of us realize that they're filthy and doomed to hell.
We try to make sure they feel unwelcome, lest they might doom this great nation with their sodomy.


Seriously, do you have ANY kind of education whatsoever there in Armenistan?
Cause whenever you make a statement, one can pretty much rely on it to be completely wrong!


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Don't start me about child molesting

This is forum this forum,it's a christain raping his daughters. Child molesthing hasen't to do anything with you're believe. Do you actullay know something Islam and their culture and the rules they follow. don't believe evrey thing you're goverment tells you. And about the punishment part they follow the koran on their own way, like you guys follow the bible on you're way.
That statement is absolutely absurd and 100% illogical. The Holy Bible KJV 1611 is very clear in its language. If the Lord instructs Christians saying, "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? And what communion hath light with darkness?", there is no way to follow it "my way" and "your way". There is only THE way. The Holy Bible KJV 1611 is very straightforward and unambiguous. It is utterly ridiculous to assert that a person can be a close intimate friend with an unbeliever in Christ's message and at the same time be a followers of Christ's message.

The Qur'an very clearly states, "Thefornicatress and the fornicator, flog each of them, a hundred stripes, and let not pity for them detain you in the matter of obedience to Allah, if you believe in Allah and the last day, and let a party of believers witness their chastisement." Nowhere do you read that hanging, decapitation, being pulled apart by horses, being shoot firing squads, or any other made up penalty for fornication. The Taliban are hypocrites. And your support for hypocrite child molesting murderers makes you a hypocrite child molesting murder by association.

Karo, you are a hypocritical child molesting murderer. Perhaps people who commit such vile crimes as the ones you've committed are tolerated in Armenia, but in the civilized world we put people like you in cages.
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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-01-2007, 11:59 PM

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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-02-2007, 11:44 AM

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Most gay people live in the Us coincidence don't think so. And what are the girls like where you live all whores and fat like most americans.
You seem to have your share of queers over there in that Godless cesspool you live in.

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Default Re: Ungrateful little Afghans - 09-02-2007, 01:05 PM

lol you people here are so stupid I can't even believe it. You start about child malosting and the most of that happens in the southern parts of the US, where all the rednecks live. And were most of you people live. You find one thousand amrnenian gay website. thousands. LOL. And pastor Al E Pistle come an kill me of you can. But I don't think youre man enough. You're bible is not holy. It's writen by a guy who followed his tallywacker. He wan't to get divorced the pope wouldn't let him, so he made his own religion. and wrote a bible lol. You guys are the most dum people I've ever seen. do you really believe americans are the choosen people lol. And there is no language called american, it's english you morrons. and whites arenot the choosen people lol. and some of you would molaste their pwn children because the bible told them. You're not even true christians, go and become true christians. this is my last post on this faschistic, neo-nazi forum. where rednecks come toghter and praise God with eachother lol

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You're bible is not holy. It's writen by a guy who followed his tallywacker. He wan't to get divorced the pope wouldn't let him, so he made his own religion. and wrote a bible lol.
No.. that's the founding of the Anglican't church by Henry the 8th!
We have NOTHING to do with anglican'ts, they're going to hell.

We're BAPTISTS, moron!
So watch what you say about our faith. We date back to the PRE-JESUS era. We're the oldest Christian faith in existance!
Baptists were Christians before Jesus even started preaching. PRAISE GOD! Ever heard of a little man called JOHN THE BAPTIST maybe?
Cause He sure wasn't called "John the orthodox", or "John the Armenian"!

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